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I think it'd be funny if the Gods in Hades 2 talked shit about Zagreus behind his back. Just to really hammer home how they can in fact be bastards some times.

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Lighting striking atop Acatenango volcano in Guatemala

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Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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Unmute

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.

at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"

i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".

i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.

moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.

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love how phoenix is like "😔 nobody understands him... but me 💅" and franziska's response is "lmao yeah cause he's a bitch"

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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It's a check failure I swear

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I hope the kids growing up on today's internet are still getting to share that experience of finding some out-of-context AMV featuring an implied narrative of characters they know nothing about and having it become a keystone of their brain forever

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