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another oc for the dhmis contest (i rlly hope u can submit multiple or Im disqualified for sure LMAO)

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god FUCKING damnit kris where the FUCK are we

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happy dhmis day

hope they find those weirdos soon

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uhhhh dhmis ocs for the contest 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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DHMIS ART CONTEST OUR FUCKING OCS CAN BE IN THE NEXT PROJECT IM FUCKING SHITTINY MYSELF

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reposting this bcuz i almost got too into deltarune and then becky sloan posted a teaser to a teaser. anyways can we start saying dont hug me im scared tomorrow the same way deltaruners say deltarune tomorrow?

no… no i dont want a new hyperfix… duck.. duck dont hug me im scared save me….. save me duck dont hug me im scared…..

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH HURTS OMG GUYS NEWS NEWS NEWS GUYS HOLY FUCK

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hey chat im an og deltaruner but ive been scared of the fandom for years. are yall normal abt kralsei now PLEASE be normal abt kralsei now please please please please

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doodled crazy til my style absorbed the obsession and now its different again? many such cases. #lancerfanclub

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(deltarune spoilers)

So uhhh pipis route am i right guys

(anyone who misgenders kris can get off my blog btw <33)

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deltarune is the most polyamorous game ive ever seen. all the teenagers are queerplatonic with each other, all the adults are either currently or previously romantically involved, and all of them collectively (despite age or gender) are somehow perpetual father figures to lancer.

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uhhh wakey wakey is the fluffybird nation awake cuz me n my bestie made a swap au…..

(to clarify— their names are placeholders. just like how “ducks” name isnt actually duck. but we couldnt just call them “green guy” or smth cuz those are already characters, so we gave them cute nicknames instead!! also froggy isnt actually a frog btw, sorry to break that news. anyway bye :b)

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i love the difference in red guy between episodes bcuz worker red and boss red are the same guy but in different positions in society, so its literally this:

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there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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oh please, the only thing u ever served was the look, and the only place u ever marched was the front of the parade (if you know what i mean 🏳️‍🌈)

Did you ever serve in the army

Yes I was the greatest pilot in all of the military and we are very good friends. I was the grandest "soldier" and won all of the things including the "war". You should read about it some time it is in the paper in big letters because it's important

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GUYS BLINK INK POSTED DHMIS FANART TODAY AND LIKED COMMENFS ABT A NEW SEASON WE MIGHT BE BACK ‼️⁉️‼️⁉️ (DONT spread that theres a new season there def isnt one rn especially not from channel 4 /srs BUTTT MAYBE AN ANNOUNCMENT SOON!?!( PERCHANCE$)!/ (delusional)

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friendly reminder red guy is 14 apples tall :33

how tall are you ?

You people like measuring things in apples, right? Since that wally fellow came around? We checked it, 18 apples tall