ultimatepantaloverr

[ultimatepantaloverr]

Sell me all your Kokichi pre-game headcannons ✿

Insane new product now full on stock! Limited edition!!!!

Buy now, for just 2 Pantas for Kokichi, (most of) the mod's headcanons for pregame Kokichi!! —mod

Just kidding, I don't really have a loooot of pregame headcanons but here are some! (And yes, they don't really fly off the "totally toxic and fanmade saiouma obsessive stalker relationship" or just the crybaby bullied lil baby pregame kokichi)

Loves animal crossing (like a comfort game)

Kins Mikan and Hiyoko at the same time(???)

Actually met danganronpa by the cosplays in tiktak

Looooves sushi, sashimi, any raw fish (but not octopus or squid or others like that)

Loves children and animals! (But if he's stuck with 10 kids in one room he'll d1e ig)

Has plushies also as comfort items (ironically one of them is monokuma)

Cosplays. No explanation needed.

↑ and his cosplays are 2020ish: crumpled wig as hard as my walls, heavy makeup, etc

Doesn't actually get bullied (like the fanon shii) but does prefer to be alone(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Hears every music (YES, FROM KPOP TO HEAVY METAL)

Always sick, low immunity (is that the word?)

Actually doesn't have acne (and when he does, it's just one eety bity pimple that can cover with makeup)

↑ and when he DOES get a pimple, he uses those colored shaped pimple patches (stars, hearts, etc)

Wears makeup (not full on latina makeup(cakey and obviously makeup), but for softer looks)

Pale. Siiiickly pale. (Like nagito's ig)

Painted a few white highlights on his hair

Obviously daydreams

Loves rythm games??

Uhhhhh i think that's it? There's more but yeah and omfg the time i thinked about those

—mod ( @basilzinbr )

[ultimatepantaloverr]

I'm chasing a banana rolling down a mountain in France, but I came to tell you that you look like a huge hug lover 🦫

The birds chirped it to me, prove them right or wrong

.........uhm................................ Y—Yeah? I don't— I don't know..?

I mean, I don't know, but if the birds said it, then yeah..?

[ultimatepantaloverr]

I'm planning on dying my hair purple, which is the best brand? /silly

I don't believe ur hair isn't dyed you twink

Tell me your secrets >:3

..................EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!

//(↑ at the "Twink") —mod

......i mean, well, to answer your question, i do NOT dye my hair!

// ↑ the answer of someone who dyed it with panta and those 2016(?) weird papel stuff —mod

[ultimatepantaloverr]

:0:0 yayyy rock !! it’s purple too? :D I shall cherish this rock :3 thaaank you, other me!

ooo fnaf is fun! I used to play it all the time, buuuut it totaaally wasn’t scaaaary enough /⁠ᐠ – ˕ –マ

I prefer calmer games liiike Minecraft and Pokémon anyways :P

ohoh! guessssss whaaaaat? :3 I got a microwaaaave !! or, well,,, it’s just a metal box. but! we can light a fire under it and make sparkling panta tea !!! just,,, lemme figure out how to elevate it over a fire without burning myself,,,

see you soon, other me ! I’ll just be here, messing with my new microwave :> toodalooo~♪

〜 Kichi, @teapartyinthehangar

A new microwave??

Just don't let DICE get near it.... Again............. (They'll probably blow up the whole world.......)

[ultimatepantaloverr]

*sneakily gives Kokichi a box with 10 bottles of panta*

Wooooowwwwwwwww....

*He sneakily hides it inside his backpack (inventory???).*

Nee-heehee~ I'll keep this well hidden!

[ultimatepantaloverr]

//HWKP sorry for getting offline for so long, it was my finals and i got sick💔💔 may be back now but idkkkk but it's just a little time not permanent kay byeeeeeee(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) —mod

[ultimatepantaloverr]

:0:0 rocks? can I haaaave one? pretty pleaaaaase witha cherry on top? I’ll give you this empty panta, fair trade!

anywaaayyyyys, what’s your faaaavourite game? since it’s apparently not Pokémon<//3 /silly

I have quiiiiite the busy schedule recently, gotta go meet with all the large world leaders in two minutes, so buhbyeeees toodalooooo

〜 Kichi, @teapartyinthehangar

I have too many rocks anyway, so here you go!

(*he hands you one of the rocks in his pocket*)

* a strangely purple looking rock added to inventory! (rock) ×1

My favorite game? I don't really know... Since i, well, don't really had time because of DICE, but it's probably FNAF since i watched it when i was little..! (Headcanon ↑)

[ultimatepantaloverr]

Also to the anon with my address come and find me I live in a banana that is currently rolling down a mountain in france or some stuff idk where I am pls send help

// uhhhh just answering it here with myself bcs idk what kokichi would react +its just talking to another anon —mod

[ultimatepantaloverr]

NUH UH COCKADOODLE DOO THAT WONT WORK ON THIS THEIF!!! I'VE MADE MYSELF IMMUNE TO THE DISTRACTION OF CONFETTI THROGH AN AMAZING TACTIC CALLED SHOVING IT INTO MY EYEBALLS UNTIL THEY BLEED!!! NOW GIMME YER MONEY AND YOUR PANTS!! I MEAN PANTA THOSE PANTS ARE UGLY AS HELL!!! :D

...,........SHOVING CONFETTI IN YOUR EYEBALLS?

...

Ugh, okay, you win..

(*he hands you a single rock and a half filled bottle of panta*)

* a rock was added to inventory! Rock ×1

* a half empty bottle of panta was added to inventory! Half Empty Bottle of Panta ×1

I don't have money, i spent it on panta...

[ultimatepantaloverr]

:0:0 rocks? can I haaaave one? pretty pleaaaaase witha cherry on top? I’ll give you this empty panta, fair trade!

anywaaayyyyys, what’s your faaaavourite game? since it’s apparently not Pokémon<//3 /silly

I have quiiiiite the busy schedule recently, gotta go meet with all the large world leaders in two minutes, so buhbyeeees toodalooooo

〜 Kichi, @teapartyinthehangar

I have too many rocks anyway, so here you go!

(*he hands you one of the rocks in his pocket*)

* a strangely purple looking rock added to inventory! (rock) ×1

My favorite game? I don't really know... Since i, well, don't really had time because of DICE, but it's probably FNAF since i watched it when i was little..! (Headcanon ↑)

[ultimatepantaloverr]

it’s,,, ah waaaait I forgot :0 2025? I dunno, sounds reaaaally wrong /⁠ᐠ – ˕ –マ but the calendar doesn’t lie (unless it’s one of the ones DICE made specifically to screw with peeples neeeheeheeee >:3) buuuut I can tell you about future happenings, ‘cus that’s more kewl than years !! apparently Momota-chan goes to space. aaaaand that ...book... you’re writing? it’ll totally all work out exaaaactly as planned :> and uhmmmm,,, sumone totally, definitely won’t see you cry soon,,,

you know, Monokuma shooooould be able to see anything accessed on the school’s Wi-Fi, so watch out! or mayyyybe I’m lying, who knows~?

and, yes yes, I know, I’m so kewl to be so important that even the prime minister requests my presence !! I’m so kewl that I can give you carrots without having carrots to give :3

Obtained 🥕 ×1

No more inventory space, 🥕 ×1 cannot be stored

awh man! that pisses me off >:( whaaaat else could you have in your inventory that takes up so much space ?! oh well, I gueeeeess you can’t get any more panta either, so moooore for me !! :P

toodaloooo, stealing allll your panta riiiight now!

〜 Kichi, @teapartyinthehangar

... I'll pretend i didn't hear that, for the sake of the killing game, but thank you! //(← didn't hear the "someone totally definitely won't see you cry soon) —mod

Nah, he's dumb, that stupid plushie bear, I don't think he'll see it!

And... No inventory space?? You mean, like, the rocks in my pockets?? The way they're almost spilling out??

And noooooo, not my panta:((

[ultimatepantaloverr]

i miss him heavy

[ultimatepantaloverr]

You would make an amazing jam.

(*"no u" uno card*)

[ultimatepantaloverr]

But KOKICHI, How can you think you only have ONE lunatic in asks? ✿

I don't know who beat me to the theft, but I have their house in my sights, Don't Worry :D They won't be there tomorrow

......should i be scared, thanked or concerned?

[ultimatepantaloverr]

I KNOW YOU’VE GOT MONEY SOMEWHERE PANTATO I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY!! IF YOU DON’T GIMME YER CHEDDA CHEDDA CHEESE THEN I’M TAKING YOUR EYES AND VITAL ORGANS AND SELLING THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!!

....PANTATO?

OH WAIT— (*uses the confetti gun and runs away*)

[ultimatepantaloverr]

neeheeheee, whaaat if I told you that I’m a tiiiiiiime traveller~? would you belieeeeve me? >:3 or am I lyiiiiing

jokes jokes! juuuust, ignore my mention of the hangar from before :> ‘twas nuthiiing relevant

hmmmmph, I wonder,,, didya find a way to tuuuuumblr in the ultimate academy, or were you plucked from the academy and put here ? :0

no chance you can talk to the others, I assume,,,

truly a mystery!

oh, and here, hava carrot !

Obtained 🥕 ×1

Added 🥕 to inventory

anywayyys, I will be taking my leave now :P I hava veeeery important meeting with the prime minister soon, since I’m just so important and awesum!

toodaloo~♪

〜 Kichi, @teapartyinthehangar

"time traveller" ah yeah?? And what year is it, hmm??? And yeah, I'll ignore that question..!

I hacked my phone (don't ask how i got one here) and now i talk in the free times! What is socializing when i can answer random people on the net??

Thank you, but— ....where did you even find a carrot?? AND THE PRIME MINISTER?-

[ultimatepantaloverr]

Yup, but you’ll have to reload it after 10 shots. *hands him a box full of confetti he can use to reload the confetti gun*

*he grabs the gun in his hand and hides it on his pocket*

I'm scared what I'll use it for but thank you!!

// THE BOY IS TRAUMATIZED. —mod