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50 shades of pissed off

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｡✧*ﾟ｡ { HALSEY. 20. NON-BINARY. THEY/THEM. } have you heard that song SHOUT OUT TO MY EX by ULTRAVIOLET? that POP group i hear all the time on the radio and they kind of sound like { LITTLE MIX }. KADE LAFAYETTE is my favorite!! they’re a VOCALIST and have been in the game for ONE YEAR and they have FOUR singles to their name. i think they’re really DRIVEN and AMBITIOUS, but i can totally see how they’re also NAIVE and STUBBORN. get this. i could have sworn i heard THEY’RE FACING A LAW SUIT AFTER PUNCHING PAPARAZZI WHO PHOTOGRAPHED THEM WITH A MARRIED WOMAN. think it’s true? lauren. 21. gmt. they/them.

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“i woke up with a rocket ship drawn on my cheek, a hawaiian shit on and some girl with a giraffe mask on next to me.. and little to no recollection of what went down.. i’m really starting to personally relate to the ‘hangover’ movies..”

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vclx:

“yo, sorry,” he called out loudly racing after the person ahead of him.  “This just fell out of pocket,” he said in a monotoned manner. Exhaustion written on his face,  “sucks to lose shit.”

listening to the voice behind them, kade turned on their heel, finding the familiar face. “oh.. cheers man..” they nodded, accepting their wallet. “could you imagine what would’ve happened if someone else found it..?” they mused. “you look exhausted.. i was going for lunch.. let me grab you some to make up for being my saviour.”

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imssg - sophie

sophie: so... its been a week and i haven't left this hotel room

sophie: i'm starting to get cabin fever lol

kade: well get your boring ass up and come out with me

kade: idk where yet but.. not a hotel room

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@kolonekid: the song is actually about my cat guys. she won't give me the time of day.

@kade: don't we all know someone like ur cat. hope u are coping okay

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@emultari: real talk: are different color froot loops actually different flavors?

@kade: in my HUMBLE opinion.. they taste the same..

@kade: before twitter starts a war, it's a fucking opinion and i'm not on my own here, cowards

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elianaxrod:

“oh um, how long have you been standing there?” eliana asked as she hid the blunt behind her back, no one but her roommate knew that she was experimenting with drugs and she didn’t want anyone else to know. “did you need me for something?”

kade rolled their eyes. they’d only planned on stopping by, seeing how the other was. but they’d caught much more than just a friendly face. “i was just coming to see you.. but i mean.. you didn’t tell me we had a party going on, sugar..” kade mused. “don’t worry, i won’t fucking tell your parents on you..” they taunted. “at least close your door and open the window, genius.”

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ffreyas:

freya: happy girl on set 

kade: cute girl on set, work it smoochie

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｡✧*ﾟ｡ { HALSEY. 20. NON-BINARY. THEY/THEM. } have you heard that song SHOUT OUT TO MY EX by ULTRAVIOLET? that POP group i hear all the time on the radio and they kind of sound like { LITTLE MIX }. KADE LAFAYETTE is my favorite!! they’re a VOCALIST and have been in the game for ONE YEAR and they have FOUR singles to their name. i think they’re really DRIVEN and AMBITIOUS, but i can totally see how they’re also NAIVE and STUBBORN. get this. i could have sworn i heard THEY’RE FACING A LAW SUIT AFTER PUNCHING PAPARAZZI WHO PHOTOGRAPHED THEM WITH A MARRIED WOMAN. think it’s true? lauren. 21. gmt. they/them.

what’s gooooood, i’m lauren, i’m from the gmt timezone (mm, that one where u gotta stay up late or get up early to rp with the rest of the world. mhm, mhm) i’m 21 and use they/them pronouns and iconic vines give me life. my fav? ‘fuck YA CHICKEN STRIPS’ ah.. idk i’m studying vis com and animation. so disney.. hmu, hire my gay ass.

but listen, you’re not here for me, i see u. so let me tell you about kade.. a richer.. and talented gay mess. okay? an absolute bulldog who’s also like.. really fucking soft like ‘just cuddle me close and keep me warm’ kinda soft. k? cool cool.

kade was always a br*t tbh.. honestly. their mom died pretty young. they were about.. six.. seven when it happened? so they’ve always been bitter. they know it’s not anybody’s fault but man, the world is a target and they’re gonna throw punches. 

kade had zero interest in music tbh.. they had their favorite song like anybody else.. but it wasn’t until a school councillor suggested that instead of lashing out.. maybe do something productive. channel their anger. and they did.. they started out playing the druuuums. and it was the best release.

but look, slowly they began to take an interest in music itself.  they were buying cd’s of anybody and anyone in the world, listening to the different styles and really appreciating it. they even started singing.. maybe shocking some people at how someone so angry sounded to pure and happy and just angelic. damn.

with someone catching a video of them singing on the net, their name travelled from one talent scout to another until they were met with an offer.. this hot new band ultraviolet. fucking. yes. kade. was. there. for. that. 

they’re living their best life.. but their secret damn.. is that they’re in the middle of a law suit with a paparazzi bc the little rat took pictures of them and a married woman all hot and heavy out the back of some club.

tbh.. aint even surprised bc kade’s honestly the biggest fuck boi ever. like, cock their head, lick their lower lip, show a smirk, give a wink. BUT BESIDES THE POINT.. BACK TO THE MARRIED LADY.

it wouldn’t be so baD ONLY THAT the married lady is wife to one of the most successful recording company’s ceo. so tbh.. kade has two battles on their hands. they distanced themselves from the woman.. their PR statement was literally ‘everyone can go fuck themselves.. my business is my business, not urs. fuck urself with a cactus’ CLASSY.

listen to me okay? really carefully.. i NEED all these angsty plots. i need them all so much.. i need enemies.. people they got into 69 bar fights with.. i need a best fucking friend who is the only one who can call kade out on their shit and calm them tf down. get some exes going on even? girl.. no doubt their ass has been with like.. everyone at this point tbh. but kade’s also a love em and leave em so idk.. one night stands? fwb? anything you can imagine.. i’m so there for everything in the world. GIVE THIS A LIKE OR SHOOT ME A MESSAGE IF YOU’RE DOWN TO PLOT !! peace out xox

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sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

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