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hello? excuse me?

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we’re not buying a $500 jacket

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you’re a cool guy wambsgans, and i like hanging out with you

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i know this is in re: a caption on a super old post but i was going through your bcs tag and. CAN i ask about your needlessly elaborate pokemon au.

slippin' jimmy made beer money selling fake slowpoke tails and conning trainers he found in bars into fighting 1-on-1 battles against his F.E.A.R. rattata. after getting virtual badges from the university of the orange islands ("an online gym -- what a joke!"), he graduated to being a (mostly) legitimate trainer who is a complete headache to fight against. lots of stall techniques and gimmicks. his signature pokemon are a wobbuffet with shadow tag and a moody bidoof because, like, if you don't know those are banned you're basically scamming yourself.

chuck, unlike jimmy, went the proper trainer route. chuck was one of those kids who got a starter pokemon from a local professor at age 12, collected a few dozen badges, maybe fought a rocket member or two to prove his mettle. years of experience and an encyclopedic knowledge of strategy have turned him into *the* most insufferable smogon type. chuck would have a solid, well-balanced team of OU pokes, but also be able to throw in some more obscure strategies to show off. i think he'd keep an old blastoise around as a mascot of sorts -- y'know, something respectable that proves how experienced he is. and, uh, is weak to electricity. (maybe it knows mud sport?)

krokorobin had a really great pokemon crossover he posted a while back as well. a lot of the other ideas i had were pretty similar to his: i think i gave kim a pidgeot instead of a swanna, and howard a poorly-trained salamence instead of a metagross, but the idea of playing off of class was the same. same goes for the cartel plotline characters; there's just a smaller subset of pokemon to choose from that are associated with police and organized crime. whatever i had picked for nacho wasn’t as perfect as that houndour! 

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the sweetest hangover

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let’s disco

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it is with a heavy heart i must inform you that i am back on my bullshit. this is 3100 wildly self-indulgent words of kim wexler and jimmy mcgill, partners in life and in criminal enterprise, blowing off steam circa early breaking bad timeline in the only way they know how (scamming), and i am almost certain that peter gould will render it completely moot tomorrow night but i wanted to get it out before then because @hydlide put that image in my head and i have not known peace since. anyway, read it, don’t read it, your choice. happy saulstice!!!

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lalo for a trade with @kendallroy plus a bonus kim because i was horribly slow!

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@kendallroy thank you for this

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‘cause ben with a b goes BUH not DUH

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no kinda atmosphere

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quality time with my 5th favorite bro

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NEET show

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drawing official outfits of my second fav muppet bonus: drawing my favorite muppet: 

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AND MY DADDY AND MY MOM-MY D-DADDY AND MY MOMMY AND M- 

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y’all, this week we might finally get to see the new design for the universe’s most loathed afghan hound gijinka

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in case anyone was under the impression that i have ever stopped drawing bob odenkirk