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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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Im too hot. im going to die

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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How do u meet women

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sorry i cant come to work today i have alexandria's genesis

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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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Every time I see the first drawing of the Powerpuff Girls I get emotional