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Bi girls have the same capacity to love girls as lesbians.

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You’re an inspiration, Diana. You don’t just save people – you make them see their better selves.

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this is why police cats aren’t a thing

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thank you for joining me in the Agent Canary ship it feels so lonely

THE QUEERS MUST STICK TOGETHER

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♥️

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We can still fight.The FCC will be burned.The three evil men shall die while the two sane precious ladies stay alive :)

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they’ll help you file the paperwork and give you the documents and it covers the fee!

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I have been waiting so long to see THIS!

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Turning you on turns me on.

Unknown (via clinginess)

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you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

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if mark hamill ever talked about me like this id fucking kill myself

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Americans: We did it guys! The pedophile lost the election with over twenty thousand votes! More then 1%. It’s a miracle. I am so proud to be an American! Go Alabama!

The rest of the of the world:

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Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

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Parting Glances (1986)

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I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.

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things you deserve this 2018:

pure love

a kind heart

prosperity

genuine happiness

honesty and transparency

softness

hope

good art

clear skin