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Was cleaning out my room and found this in an old magazine. Is Pete Wentz even a real person?

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how are we gonna do this?

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when you the oldest one on thanksgiving

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reblog if ur a gay who loves video games and love rubbing ur gay little hands all over video games so straight people cant enjoy them anymore

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LGBT actually stands for

Let’s Get down to Business To defeat the Huns

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good reaction image for when u see a Bad Post on your dash

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*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

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at least life wants to fuck me

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Cute girl: *smiles at me*

Me: this is nsfmlsh (not safe for my little sapphic heart)

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Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t

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The Princess Bride (1987) Dir by. Rob Reiner “Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles.”

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