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okay the 60s sound pretty awful but also,,,, the hair salon 🥺🥺🥺🥺 the cottagecore lesbian ranch 🥺🥺🥺 the clothes 🥺🥺 the impending apocalypse 🥺🥺🥺

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netflix: watch season two of umbrella academy, out july 31st

me: k i finished it

netflix: what

me: gimme more

netflix: we.just.put.it.out

me: season 3 please

netflix:

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what if in tua season three, five fights a kid from the sparrow academy, and we finally, finally get to hear teenagers by my chemical romance in the soundtrack

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Lila: Mom come over

The Handler: I can't I'm wanted for double homicide

Lila: my parents aren't home

The Handler: I know

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Five: You can't tell anyone about this

Allison: I told Ray

Vanya: I told Sissy and Harlin

Klaus: I told many, many people

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Vanya: Let's play 20 questions!

Sissy: Okay, what's your favorite color?

Vanya: Alice in Wonderland have you ever thought about kissing a girl

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Luther: Honestly the only real one I have is this plant I water

Luther: It doesn't ask for anything from me

Luther: It doesn't need me to be perfect

Luther: All it needs is water and my love

Allison: Luther, that's a fake plant

Luther: It's fake?

Allison: It's fake.

Luther, tearing up: okay

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damn I really did know 😳

if you know you know

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okay can I just say I'm sorry I hated Luther so muchhh 🥺🥺 He fucked up in s1 but he's all self aware and learning from his mistakes and I fw it. I realize he was just doing what he thought was right and I appreciate that he grew from it and honestly,,,,, he's baby 🥺

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Lila: Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff

Diego, bursting through the door behind her: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!

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Klaus: THIS IS MY BODY

Ben:

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In my defense there was a SHIFT in dynAMICS. Lemme know if you guys want me to redo this but with the dynamics from the end of s2

Van HCs

Okay so I saw this post ->

And I HAD to do it for the TUA bbs so I hope you guys enjoy :P

This is how they would sit and no you cannot change my mind

Luther

okay so maybe a couple of the siblings tried to fight Luther for driving rights

but Luther is the WORST when it comes to backseat driving

like Allison is pretty bad and don't even get me STARTED on Diego

but, god

Luther is the WORST

he also totally does that thing every dad I know does where he has to check a million times to make sure they have everything before they go ANYWHERE

"and you're SURE we brought the-"

"for fucks sake YES, we have EVERYTHING"

literally tunes everyone else out as soon as they hit the highway and is v focused on the road

because he'll be damned if they went through all this shit and then end up dying because he hit a slick spot on the road

Diego

he's the one who fought Luther the hardest for driving privilege

he lost but only because Luther annoys the fuck out of him when he tries to drive

honestly the only reason he even wanted to drive was because Luther drives so S L O W

like c'mon

everyone knows speed limits are only suggestions

since he doesn't get to drive, he has total control over the radio

even though everyone HATES the station he chooses

half of them are convinced he just picks the stations he thinks will annoy Luther the most

but Luther doesn't even pay attention so it's pretty much in vain

when he gets bored of messing with Luther he gazes out the window like a bored kid on a long road trip

Allison

mom

will fucking death glare anyone who tries to fuck with her so the back seaters (Klaus) don't even bother at this point

usually working on something (reading a book, looking through a stack of papers, working on some minuscule project)

honestly would've caved and taken a back seat if pressed hard enough, but super relieved that it didn't come to that

had to put down whatever she was doing a few times to stop a verbal spat

usually between Five and Klaus

she doesn't even really bother with Luther and Diego anymore

maybe tried to start up a game a few times, but gave up when it fell flat

bit of a backseat driver

Klaus

boy oh boy

everyone has beef with Klaus by the end of any road trip they go on

legitimately refuses to shut up the entire time

nags Diego persistently until he caved and allows him to pick the station for the duration of ONE song

fucks with Five CONSTANTLY

flicking Five on the back of his head

leaning over the seat to look at whatever Five is doing

asks so. many. questions.

the only time he gets quiet is when he receives one of Allison's death glares

but even that doesn't restrain him for long

the only joy he reaps from these car rides is from witnessing his siblings getting more and more exasperated at his antics

Five

mah boy just wants to gaze longingly out the window like the emo he is

gets super pissy at Klaus but honestly knows he would get bored if Klaus weren't there

that doesn't mean he won't snap a few times

would've been prepared to physically fight any of his siblings if they tried to seat him in the back

"hey guys, you ever heard of the quiet game?"

while Klaus does entertain him (not that he would admit it) he genuinely does wish he could get some peace and quiet

after 45 years you get used to peace and quiet

does crosswords and reads books when he can

Ben

Ben honestly hits both ends of the spectrum when it comes to car rides

for a good half of the trip, he retreats into his own little world

for the other half, he is the life of the unwanted party

he acts as Klaus' right hand man

but he's the one who comes up with increasingly rash ways to irritate the family

having Klaus drop ice cubes down Five's shirt? best moment of the whole trip.

in his calmer moments on the trip, he sometimes glances over Allison's shoulder to read along with her

he's the only one who manages to fall asleep in the car

Vanya

quiet bb

she reads books and newspapers and such

talks to Five about random things for a while

tries to keep Klaus entertained for the sake of the others, but he seems to get even more hyper on these trips so she can't keep him busy for long

tries to nap a few times but can't manage to get there

enjoys watching her siblings doing their individual things

is honestly super entertained by Klaus and plays along with a few of the things he and Ben pull

taps on Five's right shoulder and acts completely innocent when he turns around to look at her

he glares at Klaus and tries to figure out how he's turning away so quickly

until Vanya let's out a chuckle and gives it away

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Klaus: Heyyyyy, you're looking extra spicy today ;) No one deserves you, sweetness 😘😘

Dave: Babe?

Klaus, looking away from the mirror: Hm?

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I will start posting things that may contain spoilers on monday. They will be tagged as spoilers. Hope you all enjoyed or are enjoying s2 :)

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Van HCs

Okay so I saw this post ->

And I HAD to do it for the TUA bbs so I hope you guys enjoy :P

This is how they would sit and no you cannot change my mind

Luther

okay so maybe a couple of the siblings tried to fight Luther for driving rights

but Luther is the WORST when it comes to backseat driving

like Allison is pretty bad and don't even get me STARTED on Diego

but, god

Luther is the WORST

he also totally does that thing every dad I know does where he has to check a million times to make sure they have everything before they go ANYWHERE

"and you're SURE we brought the-"

"for fucks sake YES, we have EVERYTHING"

literally tunes everyone else out as soon as they hit the highway and is v focused on the road

because he'll be damned if they went through all this shit and then end up dying because he hit a slick spot on the road

Diego

he's the one who fought Luther the hardest for driving privilege

he lost but only because Luther annoys the fuck out of him when he tries to drive

honestly the only reason he even wanted to drive was because Luther drives so S L O W

like c'mon

everyone knows speed limits are only suggestions

since he doesn't get to drive, he has total control over the radio

even though everyone HATES the station he chooses

half of them are convinced he just picks the stations he thinks will annoy Luther the most

but Luther doesn't even pay attention so it's pretty much in vain

when he gets bored of messing with Luther he gazes out the window like a bored kid on a long road trip

Allison

mom

will fucking death glare anyone who tries to fuck with her so the back seaters (Klaus) don't even bother at this point

usually working on something (reading a book, looking through a stack of papers, working on some minuscule project)

honestly would've caved and taken a back seat if pressed hard enough, but super relieved that it didn't come to that

had to put down whatever she was doing a few times to stop a verbal spat

usually between Five and Klaus

she doesn't even really bother with Luther and Diego anymore

maybe tried to start up a game a few times, but gave up when it fell flat

bit of a backseat driver

Klaus

boy oh boy

everyone has beef with Klaus by the end of any road trip they go on

legitimately refuses to shut up the entire time

nags Diego persistently until he caved and allows him to pick the station for the duration of ONE song

fucks with Five CONSTANTLY

flicking Five on the back of his head

leaning over the seat to look at whatever Five is doing

asks so. many. questions.

the only time he gets quiet is when he receives one of Allison's death glares

but even that doesn't restrain him for long

the only joy he reaps from these car rides is from witnessing his siblings getting more and more exasperated at his antics

Five

mah boy just wants to gaze longingly out the window like the emo he is

gets super pissy at Klaus but honestly knows he would get bored if Klaus weren't there

that doesn't mean he won't snap a few times

would've been prepared to physically fight any of his siblings if they tried to seat him in the back

"hey guys, you ever heard of the quiet game?"

while Klaus does entertain him (not that he would admit it) he genuinely does wish he could get some peace and quiet

after 45 years you get used to peace and quiet

does crosswords and reads books when he can

Ben

Ben honestly hits both ends of the spectrum when it comes to car rides

for a good half of the trip, he retreats into his own little world

for the other half, he is the life of the unwanted party

he acts as Klaus' right hand man

but he's the one who comes up with increasingly rash ways to irritate the family

having Klaus drop ice cubes down Five's shirt? best moment of the whole trip.

in his calmer moments on the trip, he sometimes glances over Allison's shoulder to read along with her

he's the only one who manages to fall asleep in the car

Vanya

quiet bb

she reads books and newspapers and such

talks to Five about random things for a while

tries to keep Klaus entertained for the sake of the others, but he seems to get even more hyper on these trips so she can't keep him busy for long

tries to nap a few times but can't manage to get there

enjoys watching her siblings doing their individual things

is honestly super entertained by Klaus and plays along with a few of the things he and Ben pull

taps on Five's right shoulder and acts completely innocent when he turns around to look at her

he glares at Klaus and tries to figure out how he's turning away so quickly

until Vanya let's out a chuckle and gives it away

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Just gotta say I started watching TUA like 2 days ago (and finished it!) And your blog cracks me up, in case you didn't notice me reblogging all your posts. 😂 We only have 27 more days left!

Sorry I didn't get around to responding earlier! I appreciate you!!! Im so glad you enjoy my posts 🥺🥺🥺 And I'm so pumped!!! For tomorrow!!! Enjoy season 2 everyone!!!

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Klaus: Would you like the good news first or the bad news?

Allison: Uhh, the bad news?

Klaus: It won't happen again.

Allison: ...

Klaus: Hopefully.