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Word of God supercedes any of your headcanons or trashy takes.

That is all.

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Directory of Works:

R&R(Rabble & Rampallians) Anthology

R&R(Rabble & Rampallians)

A&E(Afterthoughts & Everything Else)

S&M (Sensuality & Monsters)

A Bad Sanses x Reader reverse harem-style story, R&R follows the journey of a mundane human as they grow and learn to fit in with the rest of the guys. Romance, Action/Adventure, and suspense.

Other Works:

50 First Date-Mates

A collection of one-shots with various and sundry Sanses from across the UTMV

Fragments of Memories

A one-shot regarding a concept of Nightmare!Baggs

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#K answers: Answered asks

#K headcanons: Any and all headcanon posts

#K arts: My own art posts

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#Other's writing: Writing that is not mine

Feature tags:

I tag all of my posts regarding who is in them

#feat. (character name) will pull up all of the posts with that character

#feat. r&r crew: everything with the cast of R&R in it-- usually the boys

#feat. bad sanses: Usually just Killer, Axe, and Dust. Sometimes Nightmare and Cross are there too

#feat. star sanses: Ink, Dream, and Blue posts.

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He needs nothing but a hug

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Human AU Vox

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🥺💓🫳

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Luna staring at the person like "Wrong answer ;]"

Axe: hears someone call his little partner a degrading name based on how many partners they have

Axe:

Yeah Axe is on the short list of people who would kill for that. So is Killer, and Dust, depending on the day.

Nightmare kicks their ass and makes sure they kneel and apologize before he kills them. He favors throwing them into the air and impaling them on tentacles.

Cross kicks the shit out of them first, makes them apologize while he's kneeled in the middle of their back, lifting their head up by their hair (or just grabbing them around the head if they have none) and then slams their face into the ground once he's done.

...No one wants to think about what the resident scientist will do with them, but suffice it to say... they won't be seen again. Baggs reacts coolly in the moment but anyone who's known him for longer than a month can tell how angry he is.

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Why is Nightmare doing paperwork all the time. what is he writing. who is he writing it for. why does he pay taxes.

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"they forgot to give William a motive"

CAN A GIRL NOT HAVE A HOBBY??

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What a polite gentleman 💜

William outside Freddy's waiting for the right time to make a silly dramatic entrance:

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isn't that great???

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I'm going to post the wall of Inks, in case anyone wanted it 👌

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Edward Elric would like to enter the chat

I've seen fics with human bitties sooo... boys reactions to bitty Ren? and maybe the bitties too if that's not too many characters

That's a tricky one, because I don't think humans can be bitty. The way I understand it, bitties are synthesized from magic and dust with a bit of their original's magic and/or soul. Making a human bitty would require, essentially, making a homunculus, and if that tech were available enough... it wouldn't be utilized in such a way. Humans like cute things, but taking care of a human who's the size of a domestic rat at best probably wouldn't go great. Monsters are not human enough to be passable as a 'pet,' which is how they're marketed. Really demeaning, but once they bond with their person, they don't mind it so much. They usually get treated with their own respect, anyway.

...Most of the time. Not all humans are good humans, after all.

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THIS IS BLIP ERASURE

How would Ren feel if they got the chance to see and even interact with a bitty version of each of the boys?

Well first, they'd struggle with the concept that there are smaller, cuter, less-capable-of-murder versions of them. They aren't quite sure how that's possible, but these guys all have roughly the same attitudes as their full-sized counterparts.

With Killer, you have to keep all sharp things out of his reach. Fortunately, he's as much of a ham in fun size as he is in full size. He shoulder-rides and sleeps in pockets. He also keeps getting hold of sewing needles and breaking them into small weapons for himself. He goes by Razor

Dust's spends a lot of time sleeping in pockets and lounging where he can. He's pretty chill, but bitey, so if anyone's hands come near him who... he doesn't want to touch you... get bit. He'll also hide under hair, if he can, and prefers not to be seen. He goes by Speck

Axe's bitty is a little bigger than the others, but not by a whole lot. He's got a bit of a problem with resource guarding, but it's sort of expected. Give him his own snack-sized bag of chisps and he's fine. He's otherwise pretty placid and tolerant. He goes by Scrap

Cross' likes head rides. It lets him see everything around him and keep constant vigilance. He takes keeping them safe very seriously, even if they're vastly more dangerous than he is. He likes to pretend he doesn't need as much affection as the others but... kind of melts if you get right under the back of his skull. He goes by Chi

Baggs' bitty is a hilariously uptight little tyrant, who tries to keep everyone else in line. He is also a little gremlin who can be bought with pizza rolls. While he still possesses hypnosis powers, they're really only strong enough to deal with other bitties. The worst he can do to someone full-sized is make them a little drowsy. He goes by Dryl.

Nightmare's is a little grouch who doesn't like anyone, really, but... he's a bitty, so he has to put up with others. He prefers his own company with a book, and will happily bask in front of a space heater like a cat. If you are patient and gentle, he will eventually spend more time in contact with you, and relaxes somewhat. He goes by Dread.

If they ever do come into contact with these guys, it's liable to be brief, since... they're kind of fragile and not great in a group (unlike their larger counterparts). The playing field is more even, so power struggles are frequent. They generally get recommended to homes where they're the only bitty, or one of two. None of them play very well with others unless they're clearly the dominant one.

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hmm...

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fuck it we ball

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this isn’t living