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Ah recreating the environment he is accustomed to. Well played.

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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Thank you so much for my new thong! I'll take more photos soon and I'll send you them if you give me a way to contact you. I can submit them, email them, whatever.

Glad you like it. Was worried it had t gotten to you or had been mailed to me by mistake!If you want you can send them to my email. Aarritt1983@yahoo.com.

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I remember having to give my dog Benadryl when she ate a bee.

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

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I would have started with four and worked my way down.

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

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There are a lot of ladies that could take some lessons from him. Just saying.

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A summary of Doctor Who

First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN'T CHESTERTON HELP ME

Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice

Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk

Fourth Doctor: I don't know what's going on I'm just making it up as I go along I promise it's like 62% safe here have a jelly baby

Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from

Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous

Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what's going on in fact I've planned most of it but I can't tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what's best so set fire to that building

Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny

Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather

Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT

Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN'T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET'S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I'm so alone

Twelfth Doctor: I AM ANGRY AND SCOTTISH CLARA PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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matt: if im gonna be a vigilante i should have an outfit, hmmm … (insp)

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Dani, this is for you

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I love this. And they are going to love him in prison.

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He makes dragons want to retire man.

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I don't look that good unbeaten and conscious.

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Oh dear sweet Monkey Christ

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Finally found him

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Hey she can "waddle" better than me. You look awesome!

Because why not? ;-) 

Source

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Looking for a resin copy or 3d print of Yun's lightsaber from Dark Forces II. If you know someone let me know!

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Just grabbed every one of these from Walmart. They make great goodie bag stuffers for children's hospital visits.

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That is terrifying.