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Problems:

I want this story to be written

I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me

I don’t want to write this story

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hot people are fun to look at

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when you can tell someone online wears a fedora you’re sensing their fedaura

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I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

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i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

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I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

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the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

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but you reblogged my post that means you like me right

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things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

john was my favourite beatle 

abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 

i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 

disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 

but if you think about it stereotypes do exist for a reason 

god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones

but what about mens rights

why can’t white people say the n-word

i’m just being the devils advocate

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gay

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i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

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I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all