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I take immense schadenfreude in Elon Musk spending $25 million to try to influence an election in Wisconsin only for the candidate he was backing to lose by a larger margin than was predicted before Musk got into the race. Like how tf do you dump that much money into a state supreme court election and get not only nothing out of it but LESS than nothing. That's a truly impressive level of failure. I'm watching Elon become the most hated man in America like the Sickos yes hahaha yes comic

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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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before you speak, THINK:

is it TRANSSEXUAL?

is it HERESY?

is it INCONSIDERATE?

is it NEURODIVERGENT?

is it KILLING SOMEONE?

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moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you

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mutuals to have 3-5 hour coffee dates with

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C4Ub0M5LVfN/

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[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.

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wtf drinking is cool again

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PRETTY GUARDIAN SAILOR MOON (2003)

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look