Alex is the name, being mentally unstable is my game. Memes, animals, makeup hoe, relatable shit, some deep quote shit, some weeb shit, 17 and the dancing queen, aesthetics, pretty much whatever the hell I want, occasional porn and you’ve been warned.
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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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I’m so scared that I’m gonna go get my eyebrows threaded and I’m gonna tell the person doing them “I’m so nervous I’ve never had my eyebrows threaded before” and the lady is gonna be like “oh I thought you said SHREDDED” And then I look in the mirror and my eyebrows are gone
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The spell can only be broken by `true love’s high-five’.
—Gryffindor
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me: opens a package and sets the box aside
my cat:

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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
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if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to
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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
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