unbuzzkiller
unbuzzkiller
Alex the *tries to insert a rhyming word here*
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Alex is the name, being mentally unstable is my game. Memes, animals, makeup hoe, relatable shit, some deep quote shit, some weeb shit, 17 and the dancing queen, aesthetics, pretty much whatever the hell I want, occasional porn and you’ve been warned.
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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I’m so scared that I’m gonna go get my eyebrows threaded and I’m gonna tell the person doing them “I’m so nervous I’ve never had my eyebrows threaded before” and the lady is gonna be like “oh I thought you said SHREDDED” And then I look in the mirror and my eyebrows are gone
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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The spell can only be broken by `true love’s high-five’.
—Gryffindor
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Raccoon dog / エゾタヌキ (by yanoks48)
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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me: opens a package and sets the box aside
my cat:
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
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unbuzzkiller · 7 years ago
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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
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