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Y/n: oh great another speeding ticket

Y/n: I’ll just fight it in court

Gyro: I don’t think they accept “gotta go fast” as a medical condition

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Donald: get up, you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you don’t get up

Y/n: jokes on you I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what I do

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Y/n: Scrooge can you buy this for me please?

Scrooge: of course my dear

Louie: but- wait you CANT JUST BUY HER THAT

Scrooge: of course I can lad, she’s my wife

Della: this is monopoly

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Donald: Y/n what are you doing?

Y/n: *sat infront of the fridge eating a tub of icecream with a fork at 4 am* my best.

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Y/n: god give me patience

Glomgold: don’t you mean “god give me strength”

Y/n: Glomgold. If god gave me strength you would be dead.

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Therapist: If I we’re a drink I’d be cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?

Webby: carbonated water.

Dewy: bleach.

Huey: Sewage.

Louie: motor oil.

Y/n: vodka.

Scrooge: please calm down or you’ll scare your therapist away

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Y/n: you look nice, I want to kiss you

Scrooge: what?

Y/n: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDNT MISS YOU

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Y/n: studying more like student dying amiright

Scrooge: y/n dear are you ok?

Y/n: *staring Scrooge in the eyes* I haven’t slept in 108 hours

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Webby: I need advice

Y/n, sitting in a chair, petting a struggling raccoon: You came to the right person.

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Y/n: I’ve decided to kill off some of the characters in my story

Louie: cool,, what genre book is it?

Y/n: my autobiography

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Y/n: honey? I have good news and bad news...

Donald: I’ll take the good news first please

Y/n: I’ll never do it again

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Y/n: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like gyro a little bit

Scrooge: you doodled you’re wedding invitation

Y/n: that’s our joint tombstone

Scrooge: my mistake