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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓  𝐖𝐄  𝐃𝐎  𝐈𝐍  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓���𝐑𝐒     —     a collection of one - liners taken from the 2014 film, what we do in the shadows.   slightly edited for clarity.   change pronouns as necessary.

❛  it’s  6 PM  in  the  nighttime ,   which  is  when  i  wake  up .  ❜ ❛  i  like  the  company .  ❜ ❛  i  just  really  like  having  a  good  time  with  my  friends .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  come ,   but  i  thought  i’d  extend  an  invitation  to  you  just  in  case .  ❜ ❛  well ,   i’m  glad  to  hear  that  i’m  cool .  ❜ ❛  i’m  embarrassed  when  people  come  over  here .  ❜ ❛  and  we’re  still  friends  today .  ❜ ❛  vampires  have  had  a  pretty  bad  rap .  ❜ ❛  i  was  smitten .  ❜ ❛  i  thought ,   “ you  know  what ?     to  hell  with  it .     i’m  going  to  go . ”  ❜ ❛  that’s  about  as  long  as  i  can  wear  that .  ❜ ❛  when  you’re  a  vampire ,   you  become  very  sexy .  ❜ ❛  i  go  for  a  look  which  i  call ,   “ dead  but  delicious . ”  ❜ ❛  i’ve  been  a  very  thirsty  girl .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  doing  tonight ?  ❜ ❛  he  tells  me  what  to  do ,   i  do  it .   ❜ ❛  oh ,   it’s  a  little  bit  of  blood .   ❜ ❛  i  was  just  wondering  if  we  could  talk  about  the   …   the  deal .  ❜ ❛  i  just  feel  like  i’m  the  best  version  of  myself  that  i  can  be .  ❜ ❛  i  like  to  make  a  real  evening  of  it .  ❜ ❛  well ,   that  didn’t  go  so  great .  ❜ ❛  it’s  a  real  mess  in  there .  ❜ ❛  you  were  the  one  that  started  calling  me  that ,   and  then  it  kind  of  caught  on .  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ,   are  you  a  virgin  at  all ?   ❜ ❛  if  you’re  going  to  eat  a  sandwich ,   you’d  just  enjoy  it  more  if  you  knew  no  one  had  fucked  it .  ❜ ❛  how  does  it  feel  to  have  a  snake  for  a  penis ?  ❜ ❛  my  penis  has  disappeared .  ❜ ❛  no  one’s  gonna  mistake  your  penis  for  a  cobra ,   [ name ] ,   okay ?  ❜ ❛  who  let   [ name ]   out ?  ❜ ❛  i  think  everyone  has  always  wanted  to  fly .  ❜ ❛  why  don’t  you  use  the  front  door ?   ❜ ❛  you’ve  got  a  whole  documentary  crew  following  you  around  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  doing  an  erotic  dance  for  my  friends ,   and  you  ruined  it .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  know  if  i’m  accepted  yet .     but   …   i  don’t  know ,   i  think  it’s  getting  there .  ❜ ❛  it  would  be  cool  to  just  hang  out  with  them .  ❜ ❛  they  can  teach  me  some  stuff .  ❜ ❛  the  way  i  see  it ,   i’ve  got  a  whole  new  family .  ❜ ❛  he  just  thinks  that  i’ve  just  met  some  colorful  friends .  ❜ ❛  i  can  smell  werewolves .  ❜ ❛  i  heard  that ,   mate .     i’ve  got  sensitive  hearing .  ❜ ❛  you’re  on  camera ,   mate .  ❜ ❛  we’re  werewolves ,   not  swear - wolves .  ❜ ❛  that’s  a  very  offensive  word  to  call  people .  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  swearing  all  the  time ?  ❜ ❛  what  do  you  do  when  someone  tells  you  that  they’re  a  vampire ?  ❜ ❛  he’s  definitely  my  best  mate .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  gonna  eat  him .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  never  eat  him  ‘cause  he’s  my  mate .   ❜ ❛  at  first  i  wanted  to  kill  him .     but  now  i’m  glad  i  spent  the  time  to  get  to  know  him .  ❜ ❛  he’s  a   …   vegetarian .  ❜ ❛  there  is  a  crucifix  behind  you .  ❜ ❛  with  humans ,   there’s  a  tendency  to  die .  ❜ ❛  i’m  the  main  guy  in  “ twilight ” .  ❜ ❛  how  many  people  have  you  told  you’re  a  vampire ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  vampire  hunter ,   man .   ❜ ❛  i’ll  tell  the  whole  world  that  you’re  an  asshole .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  care  about  your  stupid  jacket .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  say  it .     i’m  over  being  a  vampire .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  say  it .     i’m  over  being  a  vampire .     it’s  shit .     don’t  believe  the  hype .  ❜ ❛  i  just  stepped  back ,   and  let  her  live  her  life .   ❜ ❛  get  out  of  the  sunlight !  ❜ ❛  i  will  tear  out  your  tongue  and  shove  it  down  your  ass !  ❜ ❛  i  really  hope  that  those  guys  don’t  kill  those  police  because  it  will  mean  more  police  will  come .   ❜ ❛  well ,   his  soul  is  in  hell .  ❜ ❛  just  have  a  bit  of  dialogue  about  it .  ❜ ❛  i'd  like  you  to  find  your  own  original  style .  ❜ ❛  i  hope  you  never  see  the  beast .  ❜ ❛  just  leave  me  to  do  my  dark  bidding  on  the  internet !  ❜ ❛  we  were  very  sexually  explosive .  ❜ ❛  nice  to  meet  you ,   asshole .  ❜ ❛  fuck  off  to  a  tree .  ❜ ❛  get  that  camera  out  of  my  face !  ❜ ❛  you  have  to  watch  everyone  die .   ❜ ❛  if  i  know   [ name ] ,   this  was  probably  the  way  he  wanted  to  go   …  ❜ ❛  if  i  know   [ name ] ,   this  was  probably  the  way  he  wanted  to  go   …   disembowled  by  werewolves .  ❜ ❛  i  hope  i  made  you  feel  better .  ❜ ❛  i’m  the  alpha  male ,   so  i  made  the  call .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  laughing  at  now ,   though ?  ❜ ❛  laugh  with  the  group .  ❜

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@touchyoudown continued

“Oh, I’ve been around for a loooooooooooong while, my friend.” The weird skele-dude chuckled, picking up the head of Travis’s victim. “Oh, hey! I know this guy! Yeah, he was a real asshole. Scum of the earth type right here. That said, he really knew his way around a chaingun.”

The weirdo pulled out a cell phone, putting the severed head next to his shade-wearing skull. “Don’t be shy, man. Get in on this!” He invited “You’re the guy who killed him, after all. Only fair, right?” 

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              ❛    Everybody deals with grief differently, right ? Some people fuck at funerals, I cut off heads !  ❜

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Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.

Alternatively, send me “Reverse Boss battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when my muse fights yours as a boss.

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mst3k sentence starters meme

these are quotes taken directly from various seasons from the hit comedic science fiction / film critic show ‘ mystery science theater 3000 ‘. you may change around quotes as you see fit !

“ six year olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat. “

“ you know , ants can carry entire watermelons. and big chicken legs. happened in the flintstones. “

“ you were only here for ten minutes ! “

“ uh — oh ! that’s no way to treat your clothes ! “

“ but that’s how they treat me ! “

“ there’s a new testament in town ! “

“ where you going with that gun in your hand ? “

“ music ?! why here ?! why now ?! why us ?! “

“ it might just be the wine , _____ , but you’re a pretty man … “

“ _____, no ! you must’n ! “

“ he has a haunting ugliness … “

“ there’s 80,000 of them and seven of us. “

“ i want to hurt this movie. but i can never hurt it the way it’s hurt me ! “

“ they really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds. “

“ you’re watching _____ television ! all _____ , all the time ! “

“ why does he have to kill them to prove his point ? can’t he just show them a pie chart or something ? “

“ ‘ no dancing. not allowed. ‘ this is just like footloose … “

“  oooh ! _____ ! we gotta get outta here, _____ ! “

“ okay , let’s get funky now. “

“ why , why can’t i get a baked potato before five in this town ? “

“ hey , you’re giving away the plot ! “

“ ahh , _____ wrote that so they could get laid. “

“ oh , sure — HUH ?! “

“ i’ll never understand white people… “

“ well , i learned somethin’ , _____: i learned that doctors don’t care. “

“ hey , i’m experiencing a sensation altogether new to me , and frankly … i love it ! “

“ this guy’s gonna die of nonchalance. “

“ ‘  maybe we could talk about it over a cup of coffee. ‘  would you like a c cup or a d cup of coffee ? “

“ well , mmm , gosh , i , mmm … hmm. uh… “

“ ‘ i’m okay. i don’t need a ride. ‘ what was i thinking ? it’s like 47 miles ! “

“ … and I like you because …? “

“ okay , okay ! hee — hee — hee … “

“ ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR STUPID , ROTTED SKULL , YOU DUMB MAN ?! “

“ i have no powers , but i can skip reasonably well ! “

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“Don’t need a nickname to know you’re a joke, man.”

‘ heh. ’

‘ my nicknames a sex joke. ’

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The boney man leaned towards the bio-exorcist, lowering his voice to a whisper. “Between you and me” He said “I’m already working on a plan to kill humans. A lot of them. It’s sort of a ‘long game’ sort of thing, though, so give it a few millennia.”

“Speaking of plans, a little dead birdy told me you’re planning to rez yourself. I should be offended, being Death and all, but it seems amusing so I’ll let it slide for now. Can’t directly help you, though. Goes against my entire occupational code of conduct.” 

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“Eh, I needed the break.” Uncle D said, kicking his board up as he rested his scythe on his shoulder “The sudden uptick in cadavers last year has left me dead tired. Get it?” The reaper let out a chuckle, proud of his corny pun.

“Besides, a new game came out recently and I just had to get my hands on it. You you play as an assassin killing aliens with a laser katana. It’s wicked awesome.”  

          a laugh belted out and the demon was upside down as the other paused to talk, listening to him with a wide grin before flipping to float in a pose not unlike a certain french woman that got painted letting out a long thoughtful hum.

           ‘ i’m not one for playing video games. i much prefer real life things. now if you were to tell me that we ran around with a laser katana (whatever that is) and killed random humans i’d be all for it. if you behead someone it’s an extra point. ’

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“Eh, I needed the break.” Uncle D said, kicking his board up as he rested his scythe on his shoulder “The sudden uptick in cadavers last year has left me dead tired. Get it?” The reaper let out a chuckle, proud of his corny pun.

“Besides, a new game came out recently and I just had to get my hands on it. You you play as an assassin killing aliens with a laser katana. It’s wicked awesome.”  

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“Uncle Death, thank you.” He replied with an audible grin, since he couldn’t achieve a literal one “And you must be Betelgeuse. Big fan, man.”   

Sweet, Uncle D said said his name! Now all he has to do is get him to say it three times in a row and…Wait, shit, doesn’t count. Being an entity between life and unlife still isn’t technically alive. Or, at least, not in adequate parameters. Ugh, the next soul that kicks the bucket had better be a lawyer. 

“Gotta admit, though…as awesome as it sounds, being a ghost AND the sun of a demon? Kinda feels like the universe is padding your resume.” 

             if it had been a human he would of been struggling to get the other to say it twice more, only counts if you’re fully living, unfortunately.

he laughs again, high in his spirits today it seemed, having someone to talk to that wasn’t all business was nice, and he floated over, crossing his legs whilst tilting his head back and forth.

‘ I’m a demon myself, you know. ’ he further explained, before giving a small stretch before gesturing to the other a bit perplexed.

‘ Didn’t pin you for the type of guy to be roaming about the overworld though, no errands to run or business to be had Unc? ’ 

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“Uncle Death, thank you.” He replied with an audible grin, since he couldn’t achieve a literal one “And you must be Betelgeuse. Big fan, man.”   

Sweet, Uncle D said said his name! Now all he has to do is get him to say it three times in a row and...Wait, shit, doesn’t count. Being an entity between life and unlife still isn’t technically alive. Or, at least, not in adequate parameters. Ugh, the next soul that kicks the bucket had better be a lawyer. 

“Gotta admit, though...as awesome as it sounds, being a ghost AND the sun of a demon? Kinda feels like the universe is padding your resume.” 

 // @unclexdeath​ || starter call

              Woah hey, do his undead eyeballs deceive him or is that some rad ass skating skeleton.

Wait no, he knows this energy, ayeeooo!!

            sunglasses are suddenly adorned as he lets out a loud bark akin to a laugh.

‘ hey there, death. ’​

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send me ‘Let’s Play’ + a video game and my Muse will react to playing this game.

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@skiddsmulti​ continued

As the dog looked out the window, he could see the figure clearly. Yes, it was the Grim Reaper...right? I mean, that golden blade was definitely a scythe, but his attire? Sneakers, a hooded raincoat and a weird pair of shades. Not exactly like the typical depictions, to say the least. Looked more like a guy in a costume then a reaper of souls. Still, the aura he was giving off was all too real.

The skeleton man looked into the distance, examining it. As he reached inside his coat, the golden scythe’s blade folded up, turning it into...a driver club? And he’s pulling out a white ball? Is he just here to golf? thats...

Well, that’s a typical day in Nowhere, now that you think about it.  

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It somehow tastes how I felt when my cell phone was fully charged.

Oh, I’m so relaxed. 

_______, you’ll never believe it!

Dude, you don’t understand!

I never did stuff like that when I was on Earth. 

But now, thanks to your ‘good person’ lessons, I didn’t hold up the line. 

Now I do selfless things without even thinking about it.

That’s great. I’m… I’m proud of you.

Oh… can you go? I don’t want to go all the way back.

I ran all the way here and it was so hot.

I mean, I will happily get it, because I told you I would.

If all that matters is the sum total of ‘goodness,’ then you can justify any number of bad actions. 

I knew this girl/boy _______, (s)he was a black market alligator dealer with a pierced  jawbone.

Um… Okay, what?

Shockingly, that is a relevant example of the Utilitarian dilemma. Well done. 

I’m revved up to learn, man. My brain is horny!

Um… Can we take a little break?

Tell me what you think.

You haven’t seen Hamilton?

Hey, did you hear about _______?

It’s nothing, it’s a tiny little inconvenience. 

_______, dear, could you show us to a private room where no one could see or hear us, even if I yell very loudly out of fear?

I walked past it last night and I actually saw it get a little bit bigger. 

This is the reaction I have when things are incredibly mundane and expected. 

I’m going to leave now at my regular pace, as I do in most scenarios. 

Whip out that chalkboard, big boy, show me what you’re working with. 

I’m going to take a nap using the several blankets that I already have. Good night. 

Fine, I’m just tired. Need a break. No big deal.

‘Everything is cool, no big deal,’ I know that move. 

Okay, well, in this case, it really is no big deal.

Dude, you’re hiding something! What’s wrong?

Oh, no. I’m second to last.

Thank you, _______. It’s very competent. 

I grew tired of objective representation. I trust my audience. 

You want to know what’s wrong? You’re a full-time job.

So now I’m just some huge burden for you?

Yes! Of course, your are! I’m in paradise?

That’s your idea of paradise!

It’s an impossible position!

We can pretend to be soulmates in public, but other than that, we don’t have to see each other. 

Fine with me! I’ll move out right now.

Starting out now, no one must go outside under any circumstances. 

What have you done to me, you monster?

You are unbelievable. 

Are you still upset? You’re not over it yet?

How can I be over it? We haven’t discussed it or even spoken for days.

Get your story straight, bro!

Oh, it shouldn’t take long. Between an hour and 11 months. Somewhere in there. 

Your public failure is our public failure. 

I’m auctioning off a lunch date with me. 

We are obsessed with your relationship. 

You could say I wrote the book on healthy relationships. 

I started a company that invented identity theft.

They are gonna catch us! This is an extremely precarious situation, _______!

I think they might have come here to just swing.  

I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!

Really? You and I are very different.

But if we go down right now, that’s on you!

Oh, you spend all your time teaching a charming, awesome lady/gent? How sad for you. 

I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.

Ya basic!

Yes, that’s what it is. A squabble. 

I like relaxing. (S)he likes to get on my case about the dishes. 

What on Earth would I be hiding?

Oh, that’s one of the side effects. 

‘It’s not a big deal,’ is nearly always code for ‘something is wrong.’

Be, like, the exactly right amount of honest so that we can both be happy. 

No wonder you’re so tense.

I know it’s not the right time, but I told you. 

You know what? I don’t want the money.

But I just don’t understand why I’m so low. 

You have nothing left to prove, to anyone. 

Every ounce of my happiness leads to a ton of pain for you.

I know we’ll never be soul mates, but we’re friends. 

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squid game (2021) starters

❝ don’t make a big deal out of it. ❞ ❝ don’t do it. you aren’t that kind of person. ❞ ❝ are you really going to continue with this insanity? ❞ ❝ let’s end this. i can’t do this anymore. ❞ ❝ the least i can do is stand night-watch. ❞ ❝ i’ve never lived like i was in control of my own life. ❞ ❝ what’s got you so worked up? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry. i’ll be better. ❞ ❝ wait, did you steal this? ❞ ❝ i’m good at everything. you know that. ❞ ❝ i don’t trust people. especially people who ended up in a place like this. ❞ ❝ things will be a little dangerous tonight. keep your eyes open. ❞ ❝ give up. it’s over. ❞ ❝ you don’t trust people here because you can. you do it because you don’t have anybody else. ❞ ❝ i was afraid they might attack again. ❞ ❝ if anyone gets attacked, we have to stick together and fight. ❞ ❝ just think of it as a dream. ❞ ❝ if i hear you breathe, i’ll come for you. ❞ ❝ why? why do you do this? ❞ ❝ it was unexpected. i didn’t think you’d get this far. ❞ ❝ don’t let yourself go. stay right here. i’ll get a doctor. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. i’m not going to kill you. ❞ ❝ do as i say. and you will live ❞ ❝ you deceived me pretending to know nothing about it! ❞ ❝ this situation makes absolutely no sense! ❞ ❝ i’ll explain everything later. ❞ ❝ damn it! will you please pull yourself together? ❞ ❝ it’s all my fault i ended up like this. ❞ ❝ great job. keep it up. ❞ ❝ what’s wrong? are you scared? ❞ ❝ what about your family? ❞ ❝ you bastard. you’re cheating, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ what are you doing? open your hand. ❞ ❝ if we stay like this, we’ll both die! ❞ ❝ let’s make a promise. that if either one of us makes it out of here alive, we’ll look after each other’s family. ❞ ❝ don’t talk like that. we’ll get out here together. ❞ ❝ where the hell have you been? i haven’t seen or heard from you in days! ❞ ❝ you always have to get into trouble to know it’s trouble. ❞ ❝ do you know why your life is so pathetic? ❞ ❝ if i’m hurt, will you treat me? ❞ ❝ i have to stay alive and get the hell out of here! ❞ ❝ i can’t forgive you for everything that you’re doing. ❞ ❝ now, aren’t you a little too old to be this clueless? ❞ ❝ you pull anything on me and i’ll rip your fucking throat wide open. ❞ ❝ i always keep my word, don’t i? ❞ ❝ you’re dressed too lightly in this old weather. ❞ ❝ don’t ask anything for now. you need to pack up and leave right away. ❞ ❝ something is going on with you, right? ❞ ❝ look at those eyes. you still have that temper, huh? ❞ ❝ i’m alive right now because i tried damn hard to stay alive. ❞ ❝ i want at least one chance to be the owner of my life. ❞ ❝ remember? we promised to stick together until the end. ❞ ❝ i’m not going no matter what you say. ❞ ❝ do you still trust people? even after what you’ve been through? ❞ ❝ don’t mind me, and worry about yourself. ❞ ❝ shouldn’t you be grateful that i did the dirty work for you? ❞ ❝ no matter what excuses you make, you still killed an innocent man. ❞ ❝ this is hell. there are no rules in hell. ❞ ❝ i don’t trust a word you just said. ❞ ❝ you weren’t stabbed too deep, so you should be fine. ❞ ❝ you’re not the type to back down after a few blows. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe i’ve run into you here. ❞ ❝ those people tried to kill me every chance they had. ❞ ❝ i’m not going to die for you to live. ❞ ❝ did you stay up all night? ❞ ❝ see? i’m just another human like you. ❞ ❝ trust me. you and i will get out of here. ❞ ❝ come to think of it, we don’t even know each other’s names. ❞ ❝ it’s a relief none of us were badly hurt. ❞ ❝ please, stop! i’m so scared. ❞ ❝ why? do you want to team up with me? ❞ ❝ i never bothered to study, but i’m unbelievably smart. ❞ ❝ let’s get you washed up first. ❞ ❝ how can i trust a scumbag like you? ❞ ❝ it’ll be okay once you get some rest. ❞ ❝ at this rate, we’ll all die! everyone is going to die. ❞ ❝ stick with the strongest team. that’s the only way. ❞ ❝ you think that i’ll be thankful that you did this? ❞ ❝ we come too far to go back. ❞ ❝ you’ll be shocked to find out the things i can do for you. ❞ ❝ what’s with your face by the way? you get into fights now? ❞ ❝ i can kill you right this instant. ❞ ❝ you can be in all the fights that you want, but don’t get beaten up. ❞ ❝ out there, i don’t stand a chance. i do in here. ❞ ❝ stop. why the hell would you try do do that? ❞ ❝ wow. you’re so cold. as cold as ice. ❞ ❝ you’re the one who asked me to join you. ❞ ❝ why do you care about my name? ❞ ❝ hey, you can’t just leave! ❞ ❝ let’s talk about things we wouldn’t tell other people. ❞ ❝ why are you in such a hurry? ❞ ❝ let’s play this, just this once. it’s really fun. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to do this with you. ❞ ❝ i just came here because i had nowhere else to go. ❞ ❝ i got to say, your stories are way too dark. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry. i took you wrong. ❞ ❝ have you ever seen a dead person before you came here? ❞ ❝ you got this far all thanks to me. ❞ ❝ we’re doomed if you lose this. you know that, right? ❞ ❝ no. do you think i’m a kid? ❞ ❝ hey, you’ve got to dream big, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ remember. once they find out who you are, they die. ❞ ❝ you’re just a kid. what did they do to you? ❞ ❝ nothing has been this sad. tragic. ❞ ❝ anything else? is there anywhere you want to go? ❞ ❝ bullshit. you killed those guys out there. ❞ ❝ you killed them. you killed them all. ❞ ❝ if you help me, there’s a way both of us could live. ❞ ❝ if i die here, my entire family will die too. ❞ ❝ i lived my entire life hiding behind others like a coward. ❞ ❝ what are you doing? stop stalling. ❞ ❝ no matter what we tell each other, there’s no reason to feel embarrassed. ❞ ❝ you don’t look too well. ❞ ❝ please, please trust me this once and help me. ❞ ❝ shit. i’m not scared. ❞ ❝ i want to go home. ❞ ❝ how dare you touch me, you little shit! ❞ ❝ we’ll talk later, okay? i’m busy right now. ❞ ❝ i’m too tired. i’m too tired to go on. ❞ ❝ it broke because of you, asshole! ❞ ❝ i guess we were destined to meet. ❞ ❝ no, you’re not fine. you can’t even walk properly. ❞ ❝ do you have your phone on you? can i use your phone? ❞ ❝ i feel really bad for your mother. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to sit around waiting for my death like this. ❞ ❝ i don’t think you realize the seriousness of this matter. ❞ ❝ thank you. you saved my life. ❞ ❝ we can’t fall asleep tonight. anything can happen after lights-out. ❞ ❝ we shouldn’t be killing each other like this. ❞ ❝ you startled me! ❞ ❝ i’m trying to say that we need to share. ❞ ❝ give it back. it’s mine. give it back to me! ❞ ❝ buy me some time. i’ll let you know if i find out anything. ❞ ❝ you don’t look too well. ❞ ❝ you won’t find anyone better than me among those that are left. ❞ ❝ are you…going to go in there? ❞ ❝ you’re the really annoying type. know that? ❞ ❝ this brings back old memories. ❞ ❝ don’t be nervous. we’ll surely win if we work together. ❞ ❝ where is everyone? why is everyone gone? ❞ ❝ we girls should stick together. ❞ ❝ do you think you can win without me? ❞ ❝ i don’t care if it’s embarrassing. i have to win no matter what. ❞ ❝ you should’ve known when to stop. ❞ ❝ life out here is more tormenting. ❞ ❝ i can’t believe i ran into you here. what are the chances? ❞ ❝ don’t skip meals and dress warmly. ❞ ❝ you’re making a big mistake by not teaming up with me. ❞ ❝ if you deceive me again, i’ll cut your throat open. ❞ ❝ i understand very well what your situation is like. ❞ ❝ look over there. what is that? looks really creepy. ❞ ❝ what happened? why are you here? ❞ ❝ stop dragging this on and be my partner. ❞ ❝ you’re the only one who looked they they’d come along. ❞ ❝ why do you want to team up with me? ❞ ❝ do something! god damn it! ❞ ❝ do you trust me? i don’t trust you. ❞ ❝ we’re all sinners already. our hands are drenched in blood. ❞ ❝ do me a favor. just leave me alone. ❞ ❝ no need to thank me. i did it to save myself. ❞ ❝ what a shame. i wanted to kill you myself. ❞ ❝ i’m good at everything except for the things that i’m not. ❞ ❝ if you call me that again, i’ll rip that mouth off. ❞ ❝ are you finally showing your true colours? ❞ ❝ we’ll have a girl’s night out and make mijitos and everything, okay? ❞ ❝ you ask such dumb questions even in this kind of situation. ❞ ❝ dimwit. you don’t know anything. ❞ ❝ you’re so secretive. ❞ ❝ let me see your face. ❞ ❝ what are you thinking about so deeply? i thought you were sleeping with your eyes open. ❞ ❝ will you be okay? it looks like you had a nightmare. ❞ ❝ try doing this without much sleep or food, while barely escaping death every day. ❞ ❝ i stopped the others from killing you because they can’t trust you. ❞ ❝ can you really do this without me? i can’t do this without you. ❞ ❝ give me a good reason why i should trust you. ❞ ❝ trust me. we still have another chance. ❞ ❝ that’s a pretty name. though i’m not sure how well it fits. ❞ ❝ don’t worry. why would i kill you? ❞ ❝ if you make a bigger scene and get caught, you and i both will die in vain. ❞ ❝ what’s important isn’t who i am. ❞ ❝ not only did you get me more curious, your voice seems to have changed. ❞ ❝ back then, i was a bit out of it. ❞ ❝ kill me? and how are you going to do that? ❞ ❝ what’s wrong with you? you don’t remember? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have mentioned it. ❞ ❝ i’m not going to stand with a coward like you. ❞ ❝ just go! or we will all die! ❞ ❝ it’s all right. everything will be all right. ❞ ❝ make sure you leave this place alive. ❞ ❝ just let me lose in style. ❞ ❝ thank you. for everything. ❞ ❝ it was fun while it lasted. ❞ ❝ stop giggling, asshole. ❞ ❝ this is the biggest tragedy since the war. ❞ ❝ i used to live in a neighborhood just like this one. ❞ ❝ we should focus on protecting ourselves first. ❞ ❝ those guys are definitely up to no good. ❞ ❝ thanks to you, i had a good time. ❞ ❝ i would’ve killed you already if i wanted. ❞ ❝ when faced with danger, seek refuge in the herd. ❞ ❝ i hope your long trip here has not been too difficult. ❞ ❝ you want us to leave and start a shitty life all over again from rock bottom with this shitty guilt in our hearts? ❞ ❝ if you wish to leave with me, please stand up. ❞ ❝ how do you call yourself human? ❞ ❝ pull yourself together! pull yourself together and listen to me! ❞ ❝ please. please pull yourself together. i beg you. please. ❞ ❝ i’m keeping everyone safe. don’t worry and go to sleep. ❞ ❝ now that i’m working with you, i feel like we could win. ❞ ❝ sorry. my mistake, again. ❞

[unclexdeath]

What else would death do?

[unclexdeath]

you got this, senpai