uncookedmacaroni

[uncookedmacaroni]

If playing bg3 has taught me anything, it's that a lot of people don't know the difference between Magiatrates and Lawyers.

Astarion says he used to be a magistrate in the city. Not a lawyer. He wasn't the one speaking to a judge on behalf of someone, HE WAS THE JUDGE.

The definition of magistrate is a civil officer or lay judge who administers the law, especially one who conducts a court that deals with minor offenses and holds preliminary hearings for more serious ones.(literally copy and pasted that definition from the dictionary)

He's not a "Your honor, respectfully, you weren't even there"

He's a "ew, this is so cringe, guilty"

[uncookedmacaroni]

I originally made this 6” bust for funnies, but while making it, I heard Neil was gonna be in my town for a con. So I made a copy for him to keep as well as one for him to sign for me!

He asked what quote I wanted, but they’re all so good so I told him he could pick from his favorites. He then asked if I wanted casual, flirty, or spicy, so I laughed and said spicy. He wrote “On your knees, darling” and signed as Astarion and as himself 🥰😂

I can’t resist an opportunity to talk about the kind of art I make, so just let me cook for a second a I promise I’ll shut up 🙏

He was sculpted with chavant clay, molded in a 2 piece silicone mold(so I can make as many of him as I want hehe), and cast in a 2 part liquid plastic and painted with an airbrush. His hair took f o r e v e r to sculpt, and honestly I could work on it for another thousand years. I plan on sculpting all the companions as 6” busts like this! Gale is next 🔮🧙‍♂️

[uncookedmacaroni]

My dumbass Tavs(+Durge) collectively fumbling the braincell. I love them so much 🥰

[uncookedmacaroni]

I'm absolutely obsessed 🥰🥰

animation commission for @uncookedmacaroni

comm info here