uncultist
uncultist
Born in '76
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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!
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uncultist · 2 hours ago
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uncultist · 4 hours ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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Don't Look Up (2021) dir. Adam McKay
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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We tried unplugging her and plugging her back in to no avail.
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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Arrases all over the walls ..
Essential OD&D/OSR experiences #137: generating encounter rewards exclusively via the random treasure tables and seeing which equipment slot the fighter thinks a "periapt" goes in.
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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everybody do the weenus
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the weenus is a dance
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everybody is a genius
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who knows it in advance
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uncultist · 6 hours ago
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.
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uncultist · 7 hours ago
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Someone needs to optimize more
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uncultist · 9 hours ago
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How does one even get magical effects from a complaint letter about a shady copper merchant?
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Wilson it doesn't matter how old it is if you don't know what's on it. Amazing Spiderman 69
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uncultist · 12 hours ago
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Nature + Fiddler
This month's (June) exclusive sticker club artwork. There are a few slots still open!
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uncultist · 12 hours ago
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uncultist · 12 hours ago
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This is not just a tent — it’s a home where nature whispers you to sleep.
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uncultist · 12 hours ago
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All the magic internet tools to get my life in order and all it ever really takes is a piece of paper and a pencil.
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uncultist · 14 hours ago
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Drawings from today’s request stream! Source file on my [ subscribestar ]
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