undead-merman

[undead-merman]

I miss him dearly

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I normally don't post stuff from my IRL besides walks, but... happy summerween. Made everything but the sugar cookies myself. Celebrating at a friend's place

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Mini imp boyfriend who steals things for you as a gift and tribute. Including and not limited to, hairbrushes, candy, gold rings, those new exhibits in the museum, that creepy coworker or asshole boss and a ritualistic dagger to cut and drink his blood with.

Dating in the underworld is intense. An Imp that's able to grab a succulent human such as yourself? He's the luckiest demon in all the Nine Hells!

He treats you like he would any master. Many tributes for his lovely partner! That's how his kind shows affection. It might be a bit off-putting when you're getting ready to go on a date and he rolls up with a tormented soul ready for consuming. But he does it out of love!

He loves it when you accept his pointed tail pointed straight up and scratches around his horn as your nails massage his scalp through his hair. Though, he gets a bit discouraged when you tell him he can't accept his tributes. Humans are so hard to understand, but he'll make it work!

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Kylar would be so fucking gross with a shrunken pc.

Finds you in the science room and his heart flies into his throat. At first he thinks you're not really some kind of hallucination or something. Maybe even you're a little doll someone else made. But when he sees you moving and trying to get his attention, he's by your side in a flash, gripping the table with shaking hands as his big old eyes peer down at you and drink in your tiny form.

He scoops you into his palms so gently and takes you home, scared some cat girl might eat you whole, or a dog boy chew you to pieces. Kylar slathers you with garlic and takes you home and cups you against his cheek before his horny brain takes over.

Pressing his cock against your stomach and seeing if he put it inside you. How deep would it go. Would you balloon up like in those hentais? Of course, he'd be too terrified to try it, but by the gods does he nearly cream his pants just thinking about it.

He cums all over you, soaking you in his jizz and watching it roll down your wee form. If it wasn't for the fact he's terrified of you hating him, you'd be banished to the cum jar.

He'd lick you clean too. Whenever something got on you, his large wet tongue would drag over your body. He'd whimper, tasting your sweat as his hand was trembling on his thigh.

Though he'd miss making love to you. That sex toy doppelgänger he made does the job, but it isn't you.

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Mermen who present to fish to lone fishermen out on the waters when they are all by themselves as a courting ritual.

It's a hot summer day and the sun is beaming down on you in your tiny flat top boat. Your skin was heated to an uncomfortable degree and the only thing saving you was your years out in weather like this and the sweat dripping down our body. You adjusted your cap as the line hit the water and tried to squint away the brightness.

You look away from the glimmering water and see that you have a small ring of sweat around you on the plastic flooring. Your shirt was sticking to your skin. You can't imagine how you smell right now. As you stare at the patterns of perspiration, you hear a splash. Thinking it's a fish, your eyes dart back up and you ready your reel. Instead of a prize catch, you see a pair of dark eyes staring back at you.

It smiles at you, fins perking up as a matching tail waves behind. When hearing all about the tales of Mers and sirens you expected bright colors, bioluminescence, unnatural beauty as the folklore presented them to be. Instead, there was a masculine man with woody colored hair and dark pupil filled eyes. His tail and even skin was colored almost exactly like a Largemouth Bass, even down to the patterns.

It was making odd clicks and squeals that you could not understand, but it seemed excited based on its body language and that smile going from ear to ear. You kneel down and stare at eye level before fishing out your phone.

He dives. You curse yourself for being too slow when suddenly the surface tension breeches again and the biggest, fattest Walleye was flung onto the boat. You nearly lost your balance as the boat shook, your arms flail until the boat finally stabilizes. It squeals and its tail swishes more violently in the water, roaring up foam as it looks at you and points to the fish.

When you prod at the fish, it flaps its thick body as the Mer's noises get louder still until you pick up the fish with a grunt. The excited creature lashes the water to foam and throws itself on the boat before pulling you into a hug. You are crushed against his wet skin as you are forced to fit against the curves of its body. It's face nuzzles into your neck as you spread your body out to prevent the watercraft from capsizing.

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Honestly, it was my pleasure. I'm glad to help you with your game and look forward to making more pieces for it. :]

Art of the Origins!

EVERYONE!! The beloved @undead-merman has finished the art of the Origins!

It's so utterly gorgeous, I love it to pieces! Close ups to see all the lovely details!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OCTOBER, utterly amazing!!!!

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No one said anything about lolisho art your pal was talking shit about people's artstyle which is really funny considering they've never produced any art of their own yet feel the need to talk down to others

oh dear god no, that's the first time an artstyle has been made fun of on the internet, dear jesus christ oh god who could do this-

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AaUH OH

guess what game I got into?

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IM NOT INTO FEET

Thank you, @letstalktea and @inkyquince , for making me play homicipher.

The art is absolutely fucking mouth watering, right up my fucking ally.

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Thank you, @letstalktea and @inkyquince , for making me play homicipher.

The art is absolutely fucking mouth watering, right up my fucking ally.

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Flash Commissions ;A;

Long story short, my job is a bitch, and I would love not to get kicked out, or some such.

SO!

For a limited time, I have 11 slots open, 1k max. Completed quickly, within a week, first ones get shorter return.

When those are done, I'll open up another couple of slots.

I'll be writing for: DoL, Love and Deepspace, BG3, RDR2, Far Cry, Fire Emblem. Any fandom I've mentioned before also count, like Pathologic, also works, but please double check.

Should be kept limited plotwise.

So, pls stick to my kofi when ordering, or if you wanna use paypal if you want to. If you're feeling nice and not interested in a comm, you can donate if you want to.

Thank you! Sorry about this again!

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ll You are being hunted. You hear a gun firing from afar. ll

support me or find me elsewhere here

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Finally got my desk, took 3 days to assemble with help writing on a metal folding chair as my back screams for mercy. I'm finally almost settled and I'm so fucking happy. I'm going to work my butt off this coming year.

Finally, in my new home but I just have a bed. Gotta wait for my desk, but I'm going to put it right in front of a window.

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The desk is going to be a while, so writing on boxes will be... fun?

Finally, in my new home but I just have a bed. Gotta wait for my desk, but I'm going to put it right in front of a window.

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Finally, in my new home but I just have a bed. Gotta wait for my desk, but I'm going to put it right in front of a window.

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They knew what they were doing with the tongue flick.

Me and 💚 @undead-merman 💚 agree that Krampus from Red One:

1) can get it

2) SHOULD HAVE MORE FICS IN THE AO3 TAG

2.5) like, over half those fics should non/dubcon

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Krampus from Red One can get it.