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Not even death will stop me

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Okay pause, paddington? I need some explanation i always rhough he was a polite english bear that didnt know alot (if im remembering right)

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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I’m pretty sure a lot of conservatives who talk about detrans folks would also say people need to enter into marriage and relationships with more consideration, and dislike the high divorce rate.

Not to mention the folks who are themselves LGBT.

Also, most of the damage from a divorce is emotional and financial. But if you start medically transitioning, there’s no reset button. You physically cannot fix the issues. 

Ever.

You are literally making up a standard to downplay gender dysphoria, which means you only think it’s a problem selectively.

And what a shock, OP has me pre-blocked.

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Was forced to get a new phone today

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If Ash ever comes home using brainrot slang like skibidi or sigma, I can only imagine Scarfy's reaction

time to put him down and find a new human, this one broke

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Reading pervious asks this scenario popped into my head: Ash: Kicks in the door and dramatically enters the house yelling some slang greeting that is not even words. Ash's Mom: Slowly turn to Scarfy. "Scarfy dear, could you please do that memory thing again?"

Mewtwo: Sighs and folds the newspaper he was reading. "Very well." *He uses his memory wipe on Ash to erase his entire urban dictionary.* Ash: *Drools for a second before snapping back to his senses.* "Hey, I'm Home..?! ....How did I get here?"

Ash's Mom: "Thank you, Scarfy. Welcome home. Go get cleaned up for dinner, Ash."

Mewtwo: "Uh huh. Still better than his Goth phase." Sips tea as he returns to his newspaper reading.

“Don’t you think repeatedly wiping his memory might be bad for his brain?”

“As opposed to the social media he’s exposed to-“

“No, you’re right, carry on.”

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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year

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Them: "White people don't have a culture!"

Me: Oh yeah? Observe 👇

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redraw of that one scene from The Good Place

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

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another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

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Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

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“So, you want to apply to be a hero?” “Yup” “You saved your world?” “Yep” “But you didnt get the girl?” “She said no” “Couldnt you have, I dont know, tried harder?” “Dude…She said no”