undeadhousewife
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#Laying on the beach#The sun the smell the sound of water#Just soaking it all in#The warmth of the sand or rocks#The blue skies and salt in the air#Splashing off in the water when my skin gets too hot#I absolutely live for the beach#Ocean or even a lake#I'm not picky I just need summer
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Some of you would break down in this situation
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not your babe 🗡💔
happy valentines day!
★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★
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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)
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How can chronic pain patients be “addicted to pain meds?” That’s like telling someone with a prosthetic that they’re addicted to their prosthetic. Or a cardio patient that they’re addicted to their pacemaker. Or a diabetic that they’re addicted to insulin. What is the thought process here?
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what the fuck
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cursing and sweating and shaking as I open a pill bottle and spill three into my hand and toss them back without water like a guy self medicating after being wounded in an action movie but you see they’re lactase pills and i start eating a bowl of ice cream
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Food prepping for grandpa and it absolutely drives me crazy the amount of garbage some of the family feeds him. This man is 90 he doesn't need skim milk and fucking velveta mac and cheese for dinner jfc.
#His son is the WORST for this#Feeds him discount freezer pizza and then tells me fizzy water isn't healthy for his dad#Like the old man will not drink flat water and he needs to hydrate he can have all the damn la Croix he wants#Not to boast but my cooking is so good my mother in law has asked regularly if I saved leftovers when she's on grandpa duty#And gets sad when there isn't#To be clear we take turns caring for him so it's his two children and me his granddaughter in law
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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
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Wtf is wrong with my man
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
#Granted imo the best pizza is one where you shove the box in a cold oven and forget about it for a#Week#Only then find it and figure in for a penny in for a pound and eat a few slices cold and hope you don't grt food poisoning#So I'm probably not a good judgment of character
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Research Time 2! (also remembering to set this one to 1 week)
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan
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