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*It’s a normal day.
*Sun’s shinin’, birds singin’. The wind’s still and today’s just seeming like one of those days like there’s not really much that could ruin a good mood.
*Ya see, this would probably cause worry or concern for the reader here. No good, or at least non-tragic, story starts out this way. But don’t look at me, just read the story and see for yourself if the story is tragic or not.
*And hell, even Phoenix is having a good time. Woke up in probably one of his best moods ever, made himself a breakfast like none-other. At least regarding his cooking. And... he just generally seems like nothing could really ruin the day for him.
*Ariel’s working at her shop, Roman’s got a day off, Liam’s heading off to Phoenix’s shop to work, and Levi’s all the way in College-Land doing his own thing.
*It really is looking like one of the better days. There’s actually nothing seemingly wrong for once.
*Cue Glitch. The one oddball factor that usually throws things out of order.
*...surprisingly, even they seem content. Their tablet’s out and Glitch is just scrolling through it like nothing seems to be wrong. If something were wrong, it’d be showing on their face.
*At this point, Phoenix and Liam reach the shop, and have officially started the day. Not going to be a busy one for them either, but enough to where they aren’t bored out of their minds.
*It’s just... an actually normal day. What the hell. Where’s the angst, the suspense, the drama, the... oh fuck it.
*The day goes on normally, nothing special happens until about mid-day.
*Glitch seemingly yawns, at least it sounds like it given that their mouth is shit at making actual expressions. But anyway...
*The tablet is just going through code, with Glitch constantly looking at it. Though at one point, Glitch’s face turns into one of confusion, and the code on the tablet freezes for a second before going in reverse for a second and stopping again.
*Glitch moves the tablet closer to themself, and squints at whatever code is showing on the tablet.
*After a minute or so, their right eyebrow moves up and they back off a tad with a look of amazement.
“ .͏.̶.̛n͜o ͏wa̡y.͟”
*Glitch starts chuckling a bit, and it actually seems they’re genuinely happy for once.
“S͏o ̷I̛ f̴i͡n̸al͠l̵y̨ get ͝th͟ȩ ̴opp҉ort͠u͢n͏it҉y҉... ͝I’m̴ n̷o͏t̸ l҉et̡ting ́t̛h͡i͏s g͜o.̨”
*The line of code in question... well.
*It’s a RESET code.
*And not just any RESET, it’s one that would wipe everything and cause a full restart of literally everything. Ariel, Liam, Roman, Levi, and Phoenix would all be reset to another universe, another timeline, and given new purpose. New roles. A new life from the shit of this universe.
*Glitch goes to activate the code, but stops themselves. Why...?
*Their hand backs up, and they do a few things on their tablet. It seems they save the code in a little pocket tab.
*It’s still only mid-day.
“..͜.̴let’̕s̕ l͢ét ęv̵er̡yo̕n͏e̡ enjo̡y t̴oday.̕ ̨Tod͜a̢y’s ̧b͞een a goo͝d d̴ày.͢ ̴It’͏d҉ b҉e̸ wr͏óng ͞of̧ ҉me̡ ̡to͢ ͠n̢o̴t ͟l͢et eve͜r͝yon͜e̶ e̡n͘j̷o͞y ҉i̡t.̀”
*For the reader, some atmospheric music starts playing. It seems the story of this universe is nearly at a close. Nearly.
*The day is a good one.
*The sun’s shinin’.
*The wind’s just a gentle breeze.
*Everyone’s just having a good, calm, relaxing day.
*For once, a happy ending to something is achieved. Through all the struggle, through all the hardship... the enemies fought, and friends made. Loves forged and relentless anger created.
*All of it lead up to this.
*Now, I know what you’re thinking.
*This can’t be it. This isn’t the end of the story.
*Well...
*That’s where you’re wrong.
*All stories have an end my friend.
*But with each story that ends...
*...a new one begins.
*At the end of the day, Phoenix and Liam close up shop. The two made a good profit today, and there were no issues with customers. Some of them even were incredibly friendly and nice. Liam heads home to spend time with his mom, and surprise surprise, guess who’s there as well?
*Liam’s dad is home from duty. It’s one of the most heart-warming scenes as Liam rushes his dad with a hug and tears in his eyes.
*Ariel’s shop closes for the day after a rather slow evening. Roman heads out with her, the two talking and laughing.
*Levi’s actually at Phoenix’s home. College break, and why not head home to see your big bro to relax from the stress of college? The two meet up outside Phoenix’s home, and go to walk in.
*And Glitch?
*Well...
“It’s̛ ̧ti͝me͢.҉ ́T̸hin͞gs hav͢ę g̴o̶ne̛ w̶él̕l fo҉r̵ ̡t͘oo l̀ơn͘g. ̸Sóm̸ethin͜g̷’̴s bo̴u̶n͞d t͢o happ͘e͞n̷.̛”
*They sigh. Everyone’s actually happy for once. Even Phoenix is actually doing well emotionally. But... everything’s gotta end sometime. Even happiness. Because without sadness, what would we have to let us know what happiness even is?
*Glitch activates the code. A light, achieving-sounding laugh can be heard as white starts to engulf everything, starting at the tablet.
*But at the same time...
*Phoenix and Levi are walking along the driveway, and Phoenix trips, having smacked and caught his foot against something. He falls forward, but the RESET consumes him before impact, leaving him in a state of falling limbo as it were.
*This story is over. It’s all gone. Reset. Yet... at the same time it doesn’t feel fulfilling now doe------
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heh.
you guys are gonna have a lot of questions soon.
hope ya enjoy the drabble
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Tell me what you think of my roleplaying anonymously.
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ok but who are you then. when you say 'before I became a glitch'
“He̕h.҉ Sur͜e ̶you͜’d ͡ļik̢e͠ ̡a ̢si͞mple̷ an͟sw͘er̡,͢ bu҉t ͠nah. I won’͝t͏ ͜m͢a͏ke͝ fi̶gu͝ring it̵ ̡o̷u̷t hąrd͜,͘ ̡b̕ut͏ ͏thín͟k͏ ̡o͜f ͞it thi̢s͞ ͘w͜ay..̢.͢”
“How̸ ̷ma̛n͏y r̵elev̨an̡t͏ charąc̛ter͢s ͘a̧re t͢h̶eŕe͏ ̧o͟n̢ ͞th̷is b͡l͘o̸g͏?̵ ҉S̶i͠x͟ ri̸g̡h̵t̛? P͏hoe͠nix,̷ ͠Levi,̕ ͟L̡i͏am̨,͝ ̛R̶omaņ, Arięl҉, ͢and m̨e.̸ ̶Phoe͝ni̵x i̶s̢ al̷re̢ady ͝kn̕own a͝s the S̨O̢U͘L o͡f̵ ̕i͟n͢te͞gr̸ity͝.”
“I th̵i҉n̕k͏ you c̷an̕ ̕t̵a̡ke̵ ̢i͡t ̨f̡rom ͞t͞heŗe̢.”
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Any reason for such a high def?
“Li̛k͢e ment͠io͘n҉ed be͠f̀ǫr̨e,͢ P͏hoen͞ix̕ is ͏only simi̢lar͡ly͟ c͞ode͘d̨ ̕to S͠a͡ns͘.͡ ̡So̸ stats̴ ͠a͟ré go͝ing͝ to͠ b̀e̢ di҉ff̴er͠e̛nt ̶i̷n͘ c͞a̴s͏e ̢th́at͜ ẁas̶ a̡ ̡w̛o҉n̶d͏er ̛a̵s ͞w̢e͜l͜l.”
“T̕h̀e reas̵òn͠ ͠f̴or̀ ̸such̕ ̛à ̀high̕ DEF is m͝ai̶nl̕y҉ ͞due̢ to P̧h̵oe͢nix̶’s įnte͞n̴se҉ tr͜ai͢n̷i̡ng ̵c͝ombine͞d ̡wit͝h̡ an a̷l̢réa͢d͢y n̕at́ur̢a͜l͏ly̴ high҉ ̷D̀EF. P̕re͏tty͝ ̷s͜im͜p̷le hońès͠t̨ly.”
#ic shit#i do headcanon that a being can increase their DEF if having done enough 'training' of sorts#Anonymous#ask
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what did you doooo
“I f̡uck̸ed ̶u҉p̷ ̨is̶ w͡h̀a̴t.”
“You̵ ́ever ͠wo̢nde͟r ͞why͢ Ph̕o̡e̷nix̢ ͞e̡ven ̷ha̕s the ͏‘͟m̸ági͞c̕’ ̵he h̀a͏s? Well t͝h͏at͝’s̨ ̀th͝ank̛s ͝to͞ me̡.͟”
“Le͠t’s j̶u̡st͏ s̀ay͟ ̵th͡a̸t̡ his ‘magi̵c͜’ ͢i͘s͜ rea͜l̕ly ju̷st̕ ͜a͟ ̨lot ̛of̢ i͠ńs͘t́ab͢iļity͢ ̧a͟s a r͜esul͡t ̡of̶ w̕h̷en͡ ̕I ͠firs͝t a͠ctua̢lly̢ b̴eco̶me a͜ ͡g̸litch.̡“
“I ҉ķn̵ow̡ th͘i͠s ̵d̷oesn’͝t reall҉y͏ áns҉wer y͡o̢u͏r ̴qu҉e҉s͏ti̧on̡,̶ ̛but t̕h͠is ̕is s̨omet̛h̨ińg͝ I’m͏ not̀ en̛ti̧r͘e͟ly̡ ͡còmfo͠rtab́l͘e͏ ͡w͡i̷th̸ ͟answ͞eri̶n̵g͏. At leas̀t͜ n̕ot n҉ow.”
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but /why/ is it scripted that way? whats the reason. and while youre at it, you may aswell spill stuff about the stats.
“.͞.̡.”
“I҉t ͡wąsn̢’̕t.͜ Ņo͡t ̴ór҉i̢gina͏ll̀y͞ àt l͠eas̴t.”
“I�� ̧p͝u͏t͘ ͘i̶t įn ̴t̕o hęlp contain ̶some.͢.͡. da̧mages̷ ͡I͘ h̶àd ̧done ̨a while ag͜ó.”
“An̶d,́ ̨i̶n order ͝of̸ ̶LOV̸E̢,̛ H͟P҉,͜ ̨A̡TK͢,̡ a̴n̵d ҉D͘EF,̨ hi͟s ̡s̢t̡ats àre͘ ̷fiv͝e͏,͟ ́t͡en͏, e͝i̵ght̵, a҉nd on͢e͢ ḩu̧nd͞re̸d̛ twenty̛ th̵rèe.”
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s a bit over the top with the instakill, dont you think? mary sue-ish. why can he do that?
“It̕’s͡ ̀j̛us̡t̷ ͠t̷he scrìpted ̵eve͏nt̀ ̸i̡n t̷ha͝t͘ p͘a͠rti̸c҉ular ̧line ́òf ev̶e̸ntş i͏n͝ P҉ho̸e̛n͟i͠x’͜s͘ ̸u̧n̕i͘vers̡e͝ ̨re͡g̛a̶rd́ing͢ ͘ge̡no̴c͟įde͟ run̴s.̡ R͢e̸a͠l̶l͏y̶, whe͟n ͏els̛e d͟o̵ you s͠ee̴ a͠n ̵i͘nsta-҉kill m͢ov̸e iǹ ҉a gam͟e ͜òt͡h̛er ̨than in s̵c͟r̸i̡p͏ted ev̶ęn͞t̷s? Th͟a̛t en͘tire bat͏tle ͞i͝ś ͞me͝ant̕ ̕f̕o͠r ̶t̀h̀e ͠Pl͘aye҉r t̨o l͝o̡s͝e͜. ̨I reall̨y̢ ͞w̨a̛nt t̀o͡ ͟s̵t͜r͘es̀s͘ ̨th͢a̵t҉ th͟e̕ onl͠y ͝time Ph̵o̕enix̀ c̨a͜n do t̴h̷a͝t͡ ̕ís įn̛ ̵tha̛t s̢p҉ecific eve̡n̷t.̶”
“If̕ ͡y̕ou’re̡ ͢s̴til̸l ́c̸uriǫu̕s͏ ͏thoųg̶h, ̢w͘hy do͝n̸’t́ ͘yo͡u a҉sk a̵b͞o͏ut ͞h͏is̴ ́stats?҉”
#ic shit#...#i don't know if it's Phoenix's complexity or my horrid ability to explain him#but i really don't feel this is helping anything at all#Anonymous#ask
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Cool. Doesn't answer the question 'why' though.
“Bu̕t̡ I̸ d͘id ̴a̶ǹs͞w̶er ͠wh͠y̕, ̵j͜us҉t͘ app͠ar͘eńt̷ly ͠no̧t ̸t̶h͝e̵ ̀way̕ y̧o̷ù we͘re want̴i̢n̕g.́”
“I̷n͝ ̵an ̕a͞t҉te̛mp̵t̨ ͏t̀o try and s̸tay̢ ̢tr̀ue ̡t̵o̴ my͘ w̢or̵d̕ ̵ab̴out̢ ͡a̧nsw͠èrin̕g ͝q͘ueśtio̶n̨s̷, her͡e’̕s ͡a͞ di̷f̕f́e͡rent̛ ̀exp̀l̨an͜ąt̡ión͝. P̡h̸o̵e̡nįx ̛íś ̨c̢o̵de͘d ve͜ry̡ s͢im̡ila͘rl͘y to Sa̡ns̴.̕ Hi̛s̕ ́H̕P̸ ̀is̶ lo̡w, ex̵t̵r̶e͢m͏e̴ļy͡ ͟l͜ów̧, f̕or à ͠hu̢m҉an̴, a͡nd, ͞ún͘d͟er͢ n҉o͢r̷m̷al ̢cir҉c͏um͡sta̷n̨ce͡s͡,͢ woul̕ḑ be͜ śt͞ati҉sti̢c̴al̡ly̶ t̀he ̡w̵e̕ake҉s̡t͠ human ̧b̨e͠tween̷ ̛a̡l̶l̶ ̀t͘he ͝h͟u͏m͠an̕s͞ one ̡w̨oul̷d ҉figh̴t̨ iǹ ̕a̧ ́g̵e̢n͟o͜c͏i͡de ̵ru͝n҉ o͞f t͠his͞ ҉universe.”
“H͘e̴’͝s̸ ̷al̷s̨o ab̴le to ̨seę ̴L͟OVE͢ ̵va̵lu͟e͘s ͏óf͜ ju͞s̴t ̶a̢boưt͟ anyòn͞ȩ,͘ ͜whi͢ch̀ ͡is ̢a͞ co͏mm͝o͡ǹ ţh͞ing ͡to͞ ͠s̀ee bètween͟ ͢a͢ ͝l͝ot of̨ j́u̧d͟ģe̢s͜ or̨ ̕ju͏d̀ge-l͘ik͞e ͝e͜n̷t̀įt̡ięs.҉”
“L̡ike̕ ̛I s̕a͏id͢,̛ t̀hi̴s̛ ti͡tle̡ ̸is͝ ju͢s͢t̵ ̸a͡ ́pl͞a͏ceh̨o͜ld̢e͜r ͜for̛ w̛h͜at̷ Ṕh̕oen͜i͠x̧ ͟a̧ctua̛lly ́i͡ş ̢n͏o҉w͡a̛days.̵ An e͡xȩcu͏ţo҉r w̕ith̀ th͢e a͢b͏i͘lity͟ ̡to ju͠s͡t ̵k̛il͢l ́a S͟ƠUL ͘on-̷s̨p̨o͞t͠. Wel̕l͏,̵ i̵n͏ ̀his uni҉v̢e͏r͘se̶’s ̛g̵e̷no͜cid́e ͝run͝s ͏t͞ha̴t̶ i̶s̡.͘ Of͡ ҉çourśe̴ ͢he͢ ͡ca̵n’̕t͝ do ͢t҉h̕a̛t ̶nor̸ma̧lly͝, ̀c͡o̶de ̸wo̷n’́t a̡lĺo͡w ̶ìt̛ o͟ut͝si̶de ̢of̸ th̛a̡t ͡şp̴ec͠if̛i̸c mo͝mȩnt ͜i͟n̢ ̴t͜ime w҉he̸n͟ t͠h̛e Pl͜aye͜r͡ k̶ills̢ P͜hoen̴ix̛’͏s̵ brot̀her.̡”
“..̨.͝i̵f i͏t̸ ͏werèn҉’t́ ͝fór̢ ̴a c͡er̨ta͢in fu̷c͜k͏-up th͜at̴ h͏app͝e͜ned a̡g͜e̡s̢ ̀a̵go,͠ ͏y̵o͜u͜ ̕mig͝h̨t bę ͢ab̀l̵e̡ ͞t̶o g̴et a̴n eas͞ier͜ ̷a̸nsw͏e̡r. B͡eca͠u̷s̴e ̨I’͢l̷l͏ a̴dm͘it, ̡thi҉s͠ i̶sn̡’t t́h̡e ̕e͏a҉si͜e҉st̀ t̛o ̕ex̢plaìn͘.́”
#ic shit#the mun is also having a hard time with this as well#did not get a good night's sleep last night and it's hurtin' me today#Anonymous#ask
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who are you? the fancy glitchy text. and why are you here?
“.́.̨.a̡re͜ you ne̛w t͏o a̷ll̴ ҉thi̛s?́ B̵ec̨ause I’ve҉ ͞b͜ee҉n ͏he̶rè ̛for ͢a͟ ́l̴i͞tt҉l̴e҉ ͠w̸h̸įlȩ.̢ B͏u͞t, ҉I’͏m̴ ̢no̸t ͢her͝e t͏o ̵b̧e̡ rude,͏ m͜y na̴me’̸s͘ ̀Gl͞i̧t̕c͞h.̕ And͏ Į’v͝e aļways҉ ̀b͘een̸ ́hȩre͟. He̢l̶l, I͟ wa̵s͠ ͏par͠t ͜of t͘hi̢s ͠univ̶er̸se’̡s̴ o̴rigin̡a͜l c͟od͠e be̢for͢e̴.̧.. ̸shit͜ ͝hìt͝ th͡e ̛f̡án.̨”
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Why is Phoenix considered the judge?
“M̧ơr̛e̵ or͡ ͠lęss ̨fo͡r ̸lac̷k of a͝ ̴pŕo͏per̡ ter̸m͡ i͡n ̶the͠ ̶cod̸in͟g̨.̡ In҉ ҉a̧ll act̀ua̕li̶t̢y,̀ h͞e̡’̀s ̀m̀or̸e o̕f an̕ exe͘c̛ut͟or̴, ̀n̕ot ́a͟ ͏jud͢g̷ę.̸”
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“.͞ .̀ ͝.̷”
“S̛o.̡.͞.̵”
“I̡f ̸I͠’̷m re҉a̛d͏i͏n̛g thing҉s ̵ri͟g̨ht̡ ́h̀er̷e̴,̵ ͞i̸t s̕eém͢s so̶me͞ peo̕pl̵é ͡wa̴n̴t̴ ͢s͏o̕me͞ ̀damnęd͜ an҉sw̴e͜r͜s͠.͟”
“W̢e҉l̛l͠.͟”
“W҉hy haven’̷t̕ ̵you b̕r͝ou̴gh͏t ̡them̢ ̴t̨o̸ ͜m͠e?”
“T͟h͠e m͏u͏n’̡s̵ ̶an ̕i̶di͜ot ͡an͏d̴ ̀w̛o̶ǹ’t ans͏w͝e̢r t̸hem̡ ̴h̀ims҉elf̡,̀ so ̸w̸h̶y͜ ͟no͡t̨ le̴t̕ ͝t҉he͡ ńe̸x̨t̵ ̢be̕st͡ ̢ćh̛a̵ŗa̴ct͠e̶r͜ in ͝the ̨sto̡r̷y͠ do͝ ͜so?”
#kit#or anyone for that matter#if you want answers to things#the story and mysteries behind Phoenix were meant to be revealed IC-ly so...#B̸͜͡ri͞ņ̸ǵ̡ í̢n̶ ̡́t͜ḩe ͢q̢͝͝u̷es̨t̶͢i̵͜͡on͢s̴͝#ic shit
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Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...
rpmememaker:
❣ - hands
❤ - voice
۵ - feet
❦ - lips
ø - eyes
ღ - nose
♮ - body type
♫ - singing voice
✮ - sleeping habits
✉ - texting habits
✿ - laugh
✍ - writing style
⌨ - time-wasting habits
❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques
✎ - taste in music/literature
☤ - self care/first aid habits
✪ - favourite food/eating habits
☁ - ideal holiday
✄ - nervous habits
☂ - sadness
❈ - ideal birthday
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What I’m about to show you isn’t strictly legal. But it’s fun so I’m going to show you anyways. I hope no one driving by is listening to anything important. Oh, and don’t tell anyone.
Physics professor on an illegal radio interference device (via scienceprofessorquotes)
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hikaridana replied to your photo “If I look tired it’s because I am tired”
STAHP BEING TIRED MR.AWESOMEBEARDYMAN
Hey now, I don’t have a beard it’s just a bunch of fuzz I haven’t been proactive enough to shave off.
rcsonating replied to your photo “If I look tired it’s because I am tired”
There he be, looking more than tired.
You know you’re tired when you forget you put your keys in a certain pocket and then forget until you get back to your locked dorm door.
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If I look tired it's because I am tired
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「💔」”Go on. Call my name. I DARE you.” •‿•
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