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Chinese jade carvings: corn, grapes, cabbage, and bok choy. (cr 簇拥烈日的花)

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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my daily affirmations: i can play the video game how i want. it's okay to miss little things i dont have to get everything the first time around. my first playthrough is for fun and for fully experiencing the game my own way. if i want a different ending or experience i can always play it again or start a new save. the walkthrough telling me im already behind and fucked forever is not real and cant hurt me

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Thinking about Fray Bigotón (brother moustache), mascot of the Franciscan Monastery of Cochabamba in Bolivia who was adopted after being found as a stray

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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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Mmmm... 😋

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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.

Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.

Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.

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whoops i forgot to update im not dead and this shit is sick as fuck i take back everything i said moral of the story is we ball through it all keep balling even if it hurts for a bit

sometimes while getting a tattoo i think to myself wgat if i just killed myself. instead of endure the pain. but then i remember i get to have sick art on me literally forever if i sit through it. and i think this could be applicable to every part of life as well amen

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never mind we're doing the elbow. i am not long for this world i fear

sometimes while getting a tattoo i think to myself wgat if i just killed myself. instead of endure the pain. but then i remember i get to have sick art on me literally forever if i sit through it. and i think this could be applicable to every part of life as well amen

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its fine we're fine. i think i could become a monk i think i have unlocked the secret to overcoming pain i think it's just a psychological thing actually. the tattoo gun isnt real it cant hurt me

sometimes while getting a tattoo i think to myself wgat if i just killed myself. instead of endure the pain. but then i remember i get to have sick art on me literally forever if i sit through it. and i think this could be applicable to every part of life as well amen

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I TAKE IT BACK PAIN ANS SUFFERING PURE PAIN AND SUFFERING AND AGONY THIS SHIT IS CRAZY

sometimes while getting a tattoo i think to myself wgat if i just killed myself. instead of endure the pain. but then i remember i get to have sick art on me literally forever if i sit through it. and i think this could be applicable to every part of life as well amen

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i made a list while i was hiking apparently

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sometimes while getting a tattoo i think to myself wgat if i just killed myself. instead of endure the pain. but then i remember i get to have sick art on me literally forever if i sit through it. and i think this could be applicable to every part of life as well amen

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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The lack of muppet show in our society is so upsetting I want to see Chappell Roan backed up by chickens in sparkly outfits