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[underqualified-human]

The four idiots are stupidly protective of their significant other, and big worrywarts too.

[Can be read as poly or individual relationship; gender neutral reader insert; the Kengan brainrot is only growing, feel free to hit up my inbox if you want]

Especially if you aren't a fighter. Kaneda and Lihito are by far the worst. 

Kaneda, obviously, knows that looks and a lack of fighting experience can be deceiving, and just because you aren't a Kengan participant doesn't mean you're weak. 

He, also, disregards that mentality the second he hears any sort of pop or crack coming from your joints. Or a particularly rough cough. Or a sneeze. Or a sniffle. Or- You get the picture. He's mainly worried that the small pains may be a symptom of something bigger, and it takes a lot to convince him not to worry so much. Has any medication you may need on hand (ie painkillers, anti-inflammatories, sinus tablets, etc.) except specific prescriptions, in which case he’s happy to remind you when you need to refill and come with you if you need the support.

Lihito is a silly little MASSIVE hypocrite. He despises the notion that he may be weak, but also treats you like you're made of glass whenever he holds you. Of course, his strength outclasses that of any average person, but he severely over-corrects for this to the point that he seems almost uncomfortable. He isn't, not with you, never with you. In his brain, he can't keep his hands off you, but in practice, he gets a bit nervous. Be prepared for a lot of sweaty-palmed handholding. It gets better with time, trust.

Okubo and Himuro are the most 'normal' about it, but that isn't saying much. 

Himuro, since getting his ass handed to him by Kaneda, definitely isn't one to underestimate you. That being said, he knows what it's like to be severely injured, so he does everything in his power to prevent that. It's mainly things like not wanting you to get things from high places (you might fall), or pick up heavy things (you could pull a muscle). He comes across as more doting than condescending for the most part. Househusband vibes, but more frazzled. If you’ve had a semi-severe injury before, he also tries to help any pains from acting up or recurring (massages, he gives you massages is what I’m getting at)

Okubo is only really worried in specific circumstances. He's a generally chill guy most of the time, but that's mainly if you're alone or around friends. In public, however, he's on high alert. If you've read Isshou Senkin and you remember his cameo - it's like that. If you haven't, the shorthand is that he will not hesitate to start a fight in the middle of the sidewalk if he thinks somebody is bothering you. He's a bit like a scary dog, except people keep trying to ask him for an autograph. 

(first time writing for them so if anything feels OOC I do apologize)

[underqualified-human]

Good evening, Tumblr user.

In front of you is a post asking everyone to list their favorite female Blorbos in the tags, stating that OP is tired of the focus on men in fandom.

You must participate and tag all of your favorite female characters.

If you include any characters who were canonically written as male in your tags regardless of reason, the reverse bear trap attached to your head will activate.

Begin.

[underqualified-human]

The Kengan brainrot is so far developed it's dragging me out of my several year long writer's block. Me catching up with Isshou Senkin in a day isn't helping either. Stay tuned for a little something something about the Four Idiots ig

[underqualified-human]

Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🤍💜

[underqualified-human]

My requests are open for the Bay movie Ninja Turtles :))))))

[underqualified-human]

not saying what i'm working on next but know that I will try to include this quote from 'Love's Philosophy' by Percy Shelley:

“And the sunlight clasps the earth

   And the moonbeams kiss the sea:

What is all this sweet work worth

   If thou kiss not me?”

[underqualified-human]

Dr Facilier with: a kitchen witch s/o

→ Request:

Hiiiiiiiii! I was wondering if you could do headcanons for Dr. Facilier with an autistic reader that practices Druidism/kitchen witchcraft? Like, they always smell like some kind of herbal concoction, they freaking *shove* enchanted food and drink to help out, and generally put a lot of work into how they treat their surrounding environment? I hope this request works well for you! wonderful day!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 By @add-a-bit-of-neurospice

→ Author’s Note: Hi, so seeing as I don’t have autism nor the experience where I feel like I’m able to portray a character with autism accurately, I won’t be writing that aspect of the request. Very sorry. 

→ ⚠ Warnings ⚠: no beta, basically a first fic because I've been away for so long

→ Fandom: The Princess and The Frog (Disney Movie)

→ Genre: Romantic Headcanons

→ Pronouns: They/Them

He's very systematic with how he chooses to spend his time in a day, but whenever he bakes/cooks with you he completely forgets about it and just lives in the moment

He feels very awkward accepting food as gifts. He's very used to a 'quid pro quo' lifestyle and when he's told he doesn't owe you anything it throws him a bit off guard

After a while, he gets used to it, but a small part of him still feels like he doesn't deserve it. He usually forgets to eat or is so hard at work that he doesn't see time for it, so the meals are a huge help even if it isn't enchanted.

He likes to return the favour in some way, usually by helping with dishes or doing ingredient shopping for you (he is - unsurprisingly - very good at haggling)

Personally, he doesn't care much for nature or gardening but he respects how much effort you put into protecting/maintaining the nature around you. 

Over the course of the relationship, he begins to associate the smell of herbs with comfort and safety. Whenever he steps into the kitchen after a tough day you can physically see him relax

When it comes to your practice he has no opinion - as long as it doesn't intervene with his own. If it does he brings it up immediately and you come to an agreement quickly enough. 

[underqualified-human]

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

[underqualified-human]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[underqualified-human]

Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

[underqualified-human]

Pets I think the Punch Out Characters would have:

Glass Joe:

Hear me out: a very violent cat that hates everyone except him

It hisses at anyone who enter his house and has peed on someone before

Totally chill if it’s just him

Von Kaiser:

He owns two absolutely massive Great Danes and named them something like ‘Daisy/Fifi’

He goes on runs with them daily

Disco Kid:

He’s the type of guy to have rabbits, me thinks

Also a bit of a pet collector.

Has probably had most types of house pets at some point in his life

King Hippo:

Owns a parrot and that’s the only thing anybody knows about it

Piston Hondo:

He has multiple rats (all named after days of the week) with ample enrichment in their cage

Yes, he gets depressed every time one of them dies. No, he will not stop getting more. 

(Not so fun fact: Pet rats are very likely to get cancer, or my friends have very bad luck)

Bear Hugger:

The squirrel is enough.

Great Tiger:

This is going to sound very random but: starfish

He has five of them in a tank and can easily tell the difference between all of them

Don Flamenco: 

He has two Yorkies with separation anxiety. 

His neighbours hate him

Aran Ryan: 

He has one(1) very calm Husky and one(1) very hyperactive cat that enjoys attempting to ‘fight’ the Husky (both are rescues)

He used to have a lot of fish in a massive tank when he was younger but after an … incident he no longer has that fish tank (or the fish)

Soda Popinski:

Honestly? Pomeranian.

There is nothing to elaborate on.

He has a Pomeranian and he gave it a spiked collar.

Bald Bull:

He has a snake and takes its care very seriously

Constantly monitors its behaviour and adjusts things in the enclosure if he sees something is up

Super Macho Man:

This mf has a poodle and or/ a tiny purse chihuahua

It’s  purebred and, at the very least, has been properly house (/purse?) trained

Mr. Sandman:

He has three tiny budgies that love him dearly

He gave them People Names so whenever he talks about them people can’t tell if the conversation is about pets or children

Honestly, just seems like a bird guy in general

[underqualified-human]

I started watching One Piece with my parents and my mom keeps calling him 'Loaffy'. Soooo, guess what I drew instead of writing.

[underqualified-human]

When you cannot find a meme template, create the meme template

[underqualified-human]

I have never wanted to know how to draw so badly in my life. The urge to make fanart for my hyperspecific interest is matched only by my need for all my creations to be perfect. RIP Spooksoeker fanart you were meant to escape my brain.

[underqualified-human]

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

[underqualified-human]

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

[underqualified-human]

Y/N: That's not a hawk, it's obviously a peregrine falcon. Facilier: How can you be so sure? Y/N: One attacked me as a small child. Facilier: Oh... that's- Y/N: It did not win.