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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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Perfect All American Bitch! Chapter 8: Graduation

On the eve of camp graduation, Grace and Richie come up with a plan that could either flourish or fail spectacularly.

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Perfect All American Bitch! Chapter 8: Graduation

On the eve of camp graduation, Grace and Richie come up with a plan that could either flourish or fail spectacularly.

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REWATCHING LITTLE WHITE LIE AND WHY DOES BRO RUN LIKE THAT

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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If they’d be willing to quit being booked and busy forever and ever for like a month to do a Black Friday revival I don’t see why we can’t have jae ethan cause frankly I feel like we need a deeply truthfully italian ethan

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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it's kinda wild that it took the mcelroy brothers 13 years and 678 episodes to drop their "our great great uncle was the chief purser on the titanic" lore. if i were them i would never stop talking about that.

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someone on the news claiming that "adhd is fashionable" meanwhile people are still dicks if you forget things easily, need people to give clear instructions, ask someone to repeat themselves, or can't sit still for longer than half an hour at a time. this is like saying "ocd is fashionable" because people like to say they're "a little ocd" when they like things organised

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actually what if paul and emma DO kiss when they reunite at the end and the fact that paul is so willing to kiss her is the first thing that makes emma realize something is deeply wrong with him. and then he starts singing.

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holy shit i can't believe they did no songs from sequel or black friday at icbiballtay. middle children lost on this day

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NMT story where macnamara is in a love triangle with Xander and Charles and has to choose between Good James and Evil James

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max jagerman this pete spankoffski that. i hope jaime plays sherman in lah dee dah dah day

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holy shit i can't believe they did no songs from sequel or black friday at icbiballtay. middle children lost on this day