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I wish I had the time to make something for the bakehouse's anniversary, but...I haven't got anything prepared. Please, have patience with me as I try to get back on my feet

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I'll have you know at least one of them is named cue. Sounds like cute~ doesn't it~!

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Millia! As per our discussion about names for the kittens, since the amount has now reached enough for it to work, may I suggest we number them from 1 to 15 like billiard balls? The 16th could simply be called cue, as in cue ball! I think it would work! :D

I love that idea! Maybe given them little cat collars as well so they have the proper billiard ball associated with them :D

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Mr. Venom! I thought I'd give you an update on how things are going back in town. We've all been doing our best to clean up the rubble and (what remains of) your bakery; knowing you we figured you wouldn't like having trash left lying around when you come back, hehe! Also hypothetically how many W$ would it take to build a new bakery

It's nice to hear from you again, Miss Mako. I'm...taken aback that there's been an effort to clean the remains of my shop in my absence, especially when I haven't been present in town for multiple days now.

Am I expected to return? Truly? Even if the townspeople know my past? I left on the assumption that my presence would attract unwanted attention, but...I did enjoy my time there. And I do have some mysteriously sourced funds from some suspiciously generous benefactors...

I need some time to think things over. But, perhaps a visit is in order, at least.

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Have you considered selling other confectioneries such as ice cream or slushies? This suggestion totally doesn't come from me thinking it would be funny for you to stick a slushie machine in robo Ky's chest

I have considered offering drinks as sides to the baked goods I sell, but I have my hands a little full already I would likely need to collaborate with another buisnessowner-

Ohh. I see. You're quite the comedian, aren't you? Well, if Robo decides he'd like to go in that direction in regards to future body modifications, I would be glad for his continued help.

Of course, there's still the issue of the bakery being 'out of order' at the moment...

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Oh that's a wonderful idea! Do you have any sewing supplies? I think we should be able to find most of the solid colors, but the striped ones will likely need some edits.

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Millia! As per our discussion about names for the kittens, since the amount has now reached enough for it to work, may I suggest we number them from 1 to 15 like billiard balls? The 16th could simply be called cue, as in cue ball! I think it would work! :D

I love that idea! Maybe given them little cat collars as well so they have the proper billiard ball associated with them :D

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What's your favorite kind of dessert to make?

Ahh, the question I get most often that I always find the most difficult to answer...! In truth, it depends on the day; sometimes I feel like making a certain recipe I haven't been able to try in a while, and sometimes the nature of making my passion into a business results in me dreading the preparation of something I'm usually quite partial to. Overall, I'd say I like the majority of the desserts I make, otherwise I wouldn't be making them, haha!

If i had to choose just one...lassi. It's not a baked good, but a yogurt drink; in the winter it can be frozen into kulfi, a type of ice cream. It's a family recipe, one of the few things I was able to take with me all these years. Sometimes the memories it brings back are too much to bear, but other times I need to take a moment and remember where I came from. If the seasons are right and there's a grocer with the right connections, I can flavor it with mango, like my grandmother used to do for me when I was a child. She had quite a lot of trouble feeding me, as I had quite the sweet tooth. In a way, I still do! Ahaha! Ah...

Perhaps I need a moment to collect myself. I apoligise for the sentimental aside.

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halloween...candy-corn...hm. I'll see what I can do!

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Hello, Jack-o! I'm very glad to hear you haven't been visited by the rogue mayship, it has been causing quite a lot of trouble.

In the meantime, I've been attempting to make some baked goods as gifts. I thought you might like to receive some, given your infamous sweet tooth?

Unfortunately, I don't have the capacity to offer the full bakehouse menu at the moment, but I am still taking flavor requests for the muffins and scones i have planned!

Yeah, I am pretty safe and sound! I've heard some crazy stuff happened, but We've (me and Sol) still yet to figure out why the boat managed to gain sentience. I hope you're feeling better now!!...

And as for the sweet tooth bit, I'd loooooooooooooooooooovvveee something halloween themed! Like candy-corn flavor!

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How have you been holding up with millias 12 cats?

It's been quite a lot louder than before, that's for certain. I'm used to noise, since I've lived with Robo-ky for a while now, but it's quite a different experience when the noise is coming from 12 very small, very fragile little animals that we're trying to protect.

Millia and I went to purchase supplies such as toys and a litterbox to keep them preoccupied, and we're planning to take them to the nearest veterinary facility later today to make sure they're all healthy.

And, truly, they're absolutely adorable!! I can see why Millia gets so excited about them, I've found myself sharing her enthusiasm about caring for them all.

Only trouble is I'm very worried about stepping on them. I've been keeping such an eye on what's around my feet that I've smacked into multiple pieces of furniture while just trying to walk around. A bit undignified, but I've dealt with worse indignities, haha!

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The head of a government agency and a former assassin, you certainly have a range of crimes on record.

@judgementggj

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of this delicious meal Venom made me and my multiple kittens. I'm busy with Venom right now, could you come back later.

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What if you took your cats and homed them in Venom's bakery when it's reconstructed ro create a cat bake shop

Sorry, could you ask that again? I... I got distracted for a second.

[undersidebakehouse]

[Long pause with sustained eye contact.]

Alright, I believe you :) Shall I get started on dinner?

What if you took your cats and homed them in Venom's bakery when it's reconstructed ro create a cat bake shop

Sorry, could you ask that again? I... I got distracted for a second.

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13, why do you ask? And...has your hair always been able to meow, or is that a new feature...?

What if you took your cats and homed them in Venom's bakery when it's reconstructed ro create a cat bake shop

Sorry, could you ask that again? I... I got distracted for a second.

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Thank you very much, my silly friend. We can all use a laugh, but overindulgence tends to make a good flavor lose its luster.

Speaking of, I packed a chocolate muffin along with the blueberry ones, for a bit of variety. I hope you enjoy!

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Hello Eddie, I see you've been up to japes and hijinks as per usual. I found out that the money you gave to me was actually from Zato's personal account, and we've been trying to sort all that out for a few hours now. I appreciate that you had concern for me in a time of need, and I'm very grateful, but you did put Zato and yourself in a precarious financial situation, and I was hoping I could ask you to go a little easier on your host? If you do, I may see fit to slide you a few muffins from the batch I'm currently making~

Ok Mr venom. I'll try to talk to zato and see if we can sort stuff out between us.

Also please make sure the muffins are blueberry. Thanks.

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Do all the kitties sleep in your hair?

They do :3

It's very nice, honestly. It's... Nice to be at home with 5 purring kittens while Venom is making something in the kitchen. And right after I finished with my work for the day (although... I cannot find Zato and his work is piling up. Perhaps I should go looking for him?)

Is this what normalcy feels like?

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Oh my...

What if you took your cats and homed them in Venom's bakery when it's reconstructed ro create a cat bake shop

Sorry, could you ask that again? I... I got distracted for a second.

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Hello Venom.

How have you been, my fine lad?

It's been a while since I've visited your shoppe.

Sir Slayer! What a surprise!

I'm afraid you're going to have to wait a little longer to visit. There's been an incident, and long story short there currently isn't a shop at all.

I've been making some baked goods in Millia's kitchen, if you're still interested in a criossant? I'll try to send a delivery to Villa Vampyr so that Millia doesn't have to deal with unexpected guests dropping by her residence...

Also, I think I heard that the rogue mayship crashed into your residence...? If that's the case, I hope you're not rendered homeless as well, it's starting to become a very unfortunate pattern.

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I should have guessed; it'd likely be more ergonomic to just send the recipe rather than the physical item.

I can see the download attatchment on the other message, I'll give this a read and let you know my thoughts! Perhaps in direct messages, in the future.

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Hello! Is this the blog of the same Asuka who runs the radio broadcast? I've been listening to it off and on for some time, and it's been quite a sobering experience. I've been meaning to ask, in regards to when you talked about how the moon has lower gravity than earth, do you have lowered gravity in your living space? Or does the 'Tir Na Nog' vessel have its own artifical magic gravity?

I'm sorry if I'm coming off too strong, but I've been a student of magic in the past, and the ability to ask one of the most powerful living sorcerers any question at all is a once-in-a-lifetime chance.

Ah? Er, yes, this is. I'm quite honored to be recognized by a listener...

But, please don't worry about coming off strong. Part of the reason I started this blog was to provide the opportunity for my listeners and others to ask questions and gain knowledge.

Regarding the gravity on the base, yes, Tír na nÓg does indeed have its own artificial gravity generator, although it is...partially black technology, and partially magic. I wouldn't recommend replicating its design, but if you simply wanted to learn how to cast gravity magic, I can send you some notes and reference texts from when I was learning under my teacher's tutelage.

And... Please, I'm not as powerful as all that... I've simply spent nearly all of my life studying magic. That's all.