If you don’t manage to have children in your lifetime, you are ending a bloodline which lasted, unbroken, for 3.8 billion years..
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just one yesterday // fall out boy
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“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
— Stephen Fry (via coral)
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Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?
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someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die
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i wanna b fukin kissed o my god
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