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Maybe the real woke mind virus was the friends we made along the way

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Playing Mega Man X for the first time and this game is Mario Kaizo'd out crazy these guys are some assholes fr (fun game tho)

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This is an ad I was given.

I did it. I have perfected the algorithm. I have won at curating the perfect online presence.

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what if 9/11 was steampunk and they were clock towers and they were hit by zeppelins

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D&D group of 2 years imploded today I think I will write a drug store erotica novelization of Curse of Strahd to cope

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my favorite part of being a Future fan is hearing whenever he makes a song dedicated to his like love interest for the moment and it's really good and personal and usually like really really inspired and then 3 months later he is embroiled in a blood feud with this woman. There are like 7 songs that fit this description

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WWE Bash in Berlin might be the first PLE I've seen since I started watching where they introduce the foreign language announce team at the start of the show and someone doesn't go through their table. Like, I just kind of assumed it was Chekhov's furniture at this point

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30 Days of Night makes me so sad because it's such an interesting and cool concept for a horror movie and it's just utterly ruined by being a horror movie made in 2008

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Most underrated part of this Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan pairing has to be that they're constantly doing the fuckin' nose kiss, one of the most earnestly hateable and annoying things you can catch a couple doing irl. Insane heel work, nuclear heat from me every time

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You guys just want Drew McIntyre and CM Punk to fuck, I (visionary) want Drew and Punk to go to Smackdown and form the new NWO with LA Knight. Or a polycule

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The match was pretty good but it's crazy the way that Gunther and Randy Orton were having whole conversations between spots like I stg those mfs became friends over the course of that match with how much they were talking to each other

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I think they should put Oba Femi in Imperium

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Triple H realizing the Judgement Day has a new official Latino member so he can justify throwing them into the LWO Vortex again

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It hurts me so bad that Hector Castlevania is both hot and (most likely) has autism because he's such a fuckin' dipshit idiot in the last season of the show that like, if he has autism then it's just kinda bad rep. Like he's empathetic and implied to be intelligent but he just gets fooled or tricked over and over and never learns all the way up to trying to revive Dracula despite owing him nothing and knowing their entire relationship was predicated on lies like holy fuck man he's so like offensively gullible.

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Its fine to enjoy standup comedy as long as you remember they are purely evil beings whose physical vessels need be destroyed

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I hate to say it but Goldust was kinda cunty

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Been seeing ship art of CM Punk and Drew McIntyre in my feed and it's so crazy watching the real time twinkification of CM Punk in fan art throughout this feud just because Drew is bigger than him, and the inverse DILFification of Drew like

Guys I love them too but CM Punk is like 6 full years older than Drew why are we drawing this man in the style of a like Ouran High School character. He's not even that much shorter than him. CM Punk literally has a salt and pepper chin strap beard and a Pepsi tattoo even if he was younger than Drew this guy is the oldest Gen X'er of all time. Give that man his beard back lmao what did you do with it??? Where did it go???