underwhelmingalchemist
underwhelmingalchemist
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underwhelmingalchemist · 8 hours ago
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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underwhelmingalchemist · 10 hours ago
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reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.
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underwhelmingalchemist · 10 hours ago
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rotten muppets go to hell
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underwhelmingalchemist · 10 hours ago
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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for
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underwhelmingalchemist · 10 hours ago
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Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging
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underwhelmingalchemist · 10 hours ago
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underwhelmingalchemist · 11 hours ago
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man i wish you guys could read this book in my head i haven't finished yet i think you'd really like it
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underwhelmingalchemist · 11 hours ago
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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
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underwhelmingalchemist · 11 hours ago
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underwhelmingalchemist · 13 hours ago
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underwhelmingalchemist · 14 hours ago
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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itch is removing all of their adult games now
Oh things are fucking dire huh. There won't be any storefronts left
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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So proud of Mangle for getting their driver’s license 💖
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.
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underwhelmingalchemist · 15 hours ago
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first post… webkinz drawing.
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