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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
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I hate not doing anything actually but I’m very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.
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there comes a time when you’ll have to stop basing your morals on the laws of society because not all of these laws are meant to protect the vulnerable people but to exploit
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Google could be the worlds best matchmaking site if they used the algorithm to pair up people.
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there's literally never time to do anything. like you do something and finish it and then it's time to do another thing. how do we live like this
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dick grayson realizing years later all those times batman sent him home so he could personally take catwoman back into custody was really just a way of getting him to leave so they could fuck on the rooftop of a museum selina just robbed:
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When we begin eating the rich, Bernie says start with Elon Musk
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A symbol to the nation. A hero to the world.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
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Even if the victim called for an ambulance when he first felt the symptoms, and if he lived in a big country house like we do, the ambulance would take at least 15 minutes to arrive and it’d be too late. If the victim didn’t have the emergency Naxostuff.
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