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Hey besties. My worst fear came true and while I was eating I accidentally ate the ball of my tongue piercing jewelry. I have no replacement. I ordered a new pack literally today but it doesn't arrive until Tuesday. I'm freaking the fuck out rn literally what do I do in this scenario

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Coming back to Tumblr for the first time in ages just to talk ab how getting ur tongue pierced is like having a torture device in ur mouth for a few days and it's awful. So worth it. But the first week of healing is so fucking bad. Kill me someone please.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[unethical-gender]

You can think about how poor you are later. This trip to the park is for thinking about how lonely you are

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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Fun fact is if you do this long enough it will just build within you like a pressure cooker poisoning your body and mind and it will take twice as long to undo as it did to casually choose it each day

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slut waist (love handles and happy trail)

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“she’s a murderer” okay well have u considered she’s my little princess

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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

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I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

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oh my god oh fuckk im so sososo strewsed i have so much to do and i need to pack for a trip.. i MUSt play the binding of isaac ab this

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im going to-(remembers i cant kill myself) -fix my heart and build an altar where it swells

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tboi blinkies!!!!

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I re-isaac'd my Isaac designs so Isaac can Isaac freely. Also a continuation to Jacobs Drawing.

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nightmare blunt rotation

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Been playing more tboi and I can’t fucking handle the glass eye item because Isaac just turns into the people with blue eyes meme