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oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes

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the first time i ever had an edible i was watching Jersey Shore and i thought i was having a psychic moment because the phone rang on the show and i was like “ 🗿 she is going to pick it up and say Hello 🧠” and was correct

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BTS of Spiderman: no way home

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its been 5 years (almost) and i am still in dire need of a bootleg of the 2019 falsettos tour cast. i know there is one out there (i've heard whispers) so i am here, on my hands and needs begging if anyone has one to please reach out to me, please. i don't have any boots to trade but i will literally paypal you like $5, please. please. please. thank you.

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sorry for ranting to you about the lyricism in falsettos do u still think im hot

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medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

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🌫️ horsecatz-deactivated

lmfao our medicine cat is like. Definitely carrying kits. Like we can all tell

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Imagine posting this publicly

💟 windclan144281 Follow

Common Thunderclan L

🧇 honeyloveSC Follow

Me when I'm so addicted to internet validation I get my medicine cat exiled

🌠 Juniperisawful Follow

Op didn't get their medicine cat exiled she made her choice oh my StarClan please think for like 10 seconds do you really think the leader found out by checking op's Tumblr? Really? Everyone could tell and it was a matter of time

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

It was none of op's business they shouldn't have posted about it? Because it's none of their business? When did privacy go out the window with you cats -_-

🌠 Juniperisawful Follow

If you're a medicine cat you are a public figure and cats are allowed to comment on you lol

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

Whatever you say, Frostsky of WindClan

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Why are you doxxing cats over other clan's business? 🤨 I'm sure your leader would love to hear about this.

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

Lol. "My leader"

🧇 honeyloverSC Follow

I'm not a clan cat.

🌄 Marigoldfur Follow

Respectfully keep your muzzle out of it then lol

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Does anyone in this thread like catmint?

✨ sorta-corruptmedicinecat Follow

yeah.

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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

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“There are three rules for mind-readers…” The man speaks sternly. “Don’t read loved ones, don’t reveal your powers, and NEVER try to read animals.” He shivers a bit. “You probably think that last part is a joke but trust me; one glimpse into a horse and you won’t be right for a week.”

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literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

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there are things in my tags you guys should be saving for a priest or a therapist

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Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

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Also if i was mark zuckerberg i simply wouldnt have my only comment on the social network 2010 be that the clothing was accurate when the clothing in question is a north face fleece shared homoerotically with my best friend whom i betrayed