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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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Escape from reality

Redraw of the promo art !

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Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrack

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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

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u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

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new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

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the two types of billford content

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(american) normies’ opinions on nudity are so funny like wdym you think other human bodies are an innately traumatic thing to witness that we need to protect the innocent from. everyone has one everyones seen one unless u dont own mirrors and never shower I guess. ppl get so weird about it I really do not understand

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Divine Demonic intervention

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i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock

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made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

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i am always the bitch who's like. that's actually not true :) your brain does not stop developing at 25 or ever :) love languages can be a useful vocabulary but is not real :) a lot of the personality disorders you villainize are responses to immense pain and fear :) stop trying to sort the complexity of human experience into HARRY POTTER HOUSES pleaseee think critically abt what u are being told and who's telling u this. why would someone want u to believe that u aren't fully capable of decision making until 25? psych has been a tool to oppress since it was created, don't buy into it!

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.