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"?????"

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I got too silly.

"Pretty ballsy move to watermark it. I'll find you, tumblr user Kowkiiii."

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“…I hate that you have grown on me.”

-Aurora

"4wh, 1'm fl4tt3r3d!!" ("Awh, I'm flattered!")

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tosses you in a rock tumbler

"WHAT??? NO DON'T TUMBLE ME"

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"Um no??? Please don't force me to play mario party again. P lease"

*fucking kidnaps infected*

":3"

- @pretty-princess-jeremy

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

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"I don't even care about him?? He's just sick, leave him alone, god.."

*fucking kidnaps infected*

":3"

- @pretty-princess-jeremy

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

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*fucking kidnaps infected*

":3"

- @pretty-princess-jeremy

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

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"..I'll let him know."

"Infected will not be able to answer asks for.. an uncertain amount of time. Sorry guys! He's extremely fucking sick right now so yup! You're stuck with me!"

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"No, I mean he literally can't get out of bed. Sometimes his symptoms just kind of spike out of nowhere, all we can do is wait it out. Thanks for your very needed input!"

"Infected will not be able to answer asks for.. an uncertain amount of time. Sorry guys! He's extremely fucking sick right now so yup! You're stuck with me!"

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"Infected will not be able to answer asks for.. an uncertain amount of time. Sorry guys! He's extremely fucking sick right now so yup! You're stuck with me!"

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its pride month

you know what that means

hands you a lukewarm stick of GAY butter

"huh, what"

"do you want me to like. eat gay butter gayly. what"

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"y3h l0l, y?"

Forget Unpleasant, I can treat you better 😍😊😊😊😊

(/hi)

"Dont worry, i hate the guy 💕"

"But serioudly WHAT 😰 what is with you people..."

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"Lm4000 R34L"

Forget Unpleasant, I can treat you better 😍😊😊😊😊

(/hi)

"Dont worry, i hate the guy 💕"

"But serioudly WHAT 😰 what is with you people..."

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To Unpleasant, what classifies a gradient or color in general as well, "unpleasant"? Did a few people just collectively agree "Hey, this color is kind of ugly." or something? And to Infected, do you find Unpleasant, unpleasant?

"G3tt1ng my 4n5w3r 0ut 0f th3 w4y f1r5t. 4b50lut3ly." ("Getting my answer out of the way first. Absolutely.")

"Okay, asshole." "Anyways. Yeah, something like that. I think i look fine, though!"

"I c4m3 h0m3 l45t w33k 2 533 u cry1ng 0n th3 c0uch bc u h4t3 th3 w4y u l-" ("I came home last week to see you crying on the couch because you hate the way you l-")

"OKAY That's enough asks for today! Thanks misery!"

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"not yet!"

hands both of you a lukewarm stick of butter

"wh4t th3 fuck 4m 1 5upp053d 2 d0 w1th th15"

"-unpl3454nt put 1t d0wn. UNPL3454NT D0N'T 34T 1T???/?" ("What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" - "-unpleasant put it down. UNPLEASANT DON'T EAT IT????")

"mm butter :)"

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hands both of you a lukewarm stick of butter

"wh4t th3 fuck 4m 1 5upp053d 2 d0 w1th th15"

"-unpl3454nt put 1t d0wn. UNPL3454NT D0N'T 34T 1T???/?" ("What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" - "-unpleasant put it down. UNPLEASANT DON'T EAT IT????")

"mm butter :)"

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I’m about to get clowned on but

Skibidi Toilet is an interesting concept

Infected you should let Unpleasant explain it to you

"jesus chrisst"

"y0u D4R3 c0m3 1nt0 MY h0u53 4nd t3ll M3 h0w to p0ur MY DR1NK5 4nd h0w t0 hang MY p41nt1ng5 0n th3 w4ll5. 1 n3v3r w4nt 2 533 4n 45k l1k3 th15 4g41n."

("You DARE come into MY house and tell ME how to pour MY drinks and how to hang MY paintings on the walls. I never want to see an ask like this again.")