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🌻 a sunflower for everyone who is not feeling well today

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no rizz just pretty eyes and a overwhelming amount of knowledge about fictional characters.

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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Hannibal S01E08 "Fromage"

Bonus:

Will trying to get a closer look at Hannibal's wounds and pretending he wasn't looking when Hannibal turns to him

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Reblog to give your followers some cheesy garlic bread

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which of these books/plays have you read? the movie adaptation alone does NOT count

trainspotting by irvine welsh

the neverending story by michael ende

our town by thornton wilder

nights at the circus by angela carter

no place like home by mary higgins clark

don quijote by cervantes

the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde

more than one but not all of them

all of these

none of these

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