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Well that backfired in awful possible way! The disgust was written all over Mammon's face as his whole frame shivered.

"The hell is wrong with ya! Just said yer not my type ya fuckin' horny cock! Eugh, stay away from me" meaning no date, not even funny haahaa way.

"ROSES ARE RED! VIOLETS ARE BLUE! YER NOT MY TYPE YA FUCKIN' COCK-KOO."

"So when's our first date, cunt?"

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Yeah nah! Stop sending anons about my muse Mammon to any of my mutuals! I don't know what have I done to make your panties crawl up in your ass crack!

You're not gonna get an answer out of anyone here! So drag your Mammon obsessed cunt ass the fuck outta my friends blogs you sad human shspe pile of trash!

And to my mutuals I love you all! Appreciate you all ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷

Please don't answer any slander of Mammon if it's about my muse. Just ignore ;;

Hope you guys are having better time than I am. //

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Legit if my Mammon is too much for you to handle PLEASE I recommend you to unfollow me and even block/soft block me. The anon hate and overly critical opinions won't change the way I rp him as. Go and make your own 'better blog' for him, make pussify him to the level where he loves everyone and fucks with everyone. I don't give a fuck, but literally threatening me as a roleplayer, that's bit too much.

So anons will be turned off for some time, sorry for people who have actually send me some fun stuff, but the actual hate towards not only my muse but me as a person is bit too much at this very moment. It's been going for days now... so yeah...

I'll be more active here during my 4 days off from Friday to Monday ;; Sorry for being radio silent for a moment, my mental health have taken a hit lmao //

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@lettherebemonsters continued from here

In a way Mammon was waiting some sort of retort since Adam said he'd want to destroy Lucifer's playground for all the shit he had caused. Hearing him backing off from Sloth made Mammon let out a short relieved sigh. So now he had life time of drugs!

Seeing his friend not being in a good shape tho.. usually Mammon is not some soft pussy who'd stay in and comfort anyone but Adam.. he have seen better days. "Well that's good enough for me-..." he started.

"How's your crusade of Hell's downfall going? Ya seem like ya haven't been resting much. Would hate to see ya lose to that flaming cock of Lust in such a shape" very Mammon-y way to say he cares. Not being too straight about it but..

"Like if ya don't have anything going on ya should visit in Greed at my humble establishment. Relax for a moment, regain your... energy or whatever"

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"Good good, that's a nice little dog" he gave few pats on Moxxie's head, still clearly pissed that he just keeps doing shit to the royals and sins and still keeps walking.

"Now run along, ya need all the rest for everythin' I have planned for ya"

@moxxietude

"Ya know, ya have been fuckin' with the royals way too long. I can't kill ya blame yer loudmouth boss for that but if Lucifer end yer life I will be there at your funeral, pissing on yer grave while laughing at everyone who fuckin' would shed a tear for ya"

"I'd snap yer neck if I could. So extra workshifts for ya! No extra pay! GOT IT!"

@blitzbuckz mentioned.

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@moxxietude

"Ya know, ya have been fuckin' with the royals way too long. I can't kill ya blame yer loudmouth boss for that but if Lucifer end yer life I will be there at your funeral, pissing on yer grave while laughing at everyone who fuckin' would shed a tear for ya"

"I'd snap yer neck if I could. So extra workshifts for ya! No extra pay! GOT IT!"

@blitzbuckz mentioned.

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Dammit. He did not want to lose this new treasure of his, so Mammon just slapped his usual grin on his face and made a quick saluting motion.

"Month? Psh, sure thing! I'll do my best, ya know I can be very persuasive to the point I'll annoy the hell outta everyone. Bet I can do somethin' like throw Ozzie under the bus. His ring needs new look anyway~"

"See ya soon Belphie~" with that Mammon poofed (teleported) away, time to have a talk with his bestie.

"I could care less what he does in other Rings, but is it my Ring specifically I want him to stay out of. If he refuses to leave Sloth, then that threatens out deal, since he would likely burn the storage that I'm giving you in addition to the others I have.

So yes. If he refuses, I will want my key back. You have a month."

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Not Mammon here watching both Adam and Belph like;

"He needs therapy. You give the best therapy. Do therapy!"

@baphomet-slumber-queen & @lettherebemonsters mentioned.

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Mammon took the key and held it like his own life depends on it. Or more like it being one of his most valuable treasures which is was. Even tho he did not want to talk to Adam and ask him to stay away from Sloth. What a mess..

"Lullaby Lane unit A3, got it!" Mammon chirped happily. Oh Greed just got the better of him. It was rather easy to strike deals with this clown. "Hypothetically what if Adam refuses? Like I know the guy, full of Pride n' anger which is understandable, he may not stop the attacks since he has some build up rage thanks to our fearless king Luci... ya want the unit back don'cha?" that would motivate Mammon to put actual effort when comforting Adam, of all beings.

He would hear a sigh of relief from Belphegor. She truly hated having to outsource and stoop down to making a deal with Mammon but she was at a loss. Belphegor shook his hand, sealing their deal.

Adam wasn't listening and she was tired of having to put out literal fires he was creating in her Ring.

She then felt around in the right coat pocket of her lap coat and handed him the keys to a unit labeled A3. "You'll find the unit on Lullaby Lane on your right. You can't miss it. Thank you. You can place whatever security measures you want on it. I'll be sure to inform my staff that you own that unit now so you aren't questioned when you come by."

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Oh damn, she knew Mam's plan all along about getting his hands on the goods? Well then maybe he wasn't as slick as he thought. But the deal Belphegor slammed at the table made Mammon interested, a whole lot interested. Idea of endless supplies of drugs he could either sell to Bee or just tease her with them. Both very appealing ideas. Or just plainly sell them for some more pocket money.

However when it was time to hear what he had to do the grin on his face disappeared. "Adam?" he asked. Of course it had to do something with Adam. "Ya know he is a grown ass adult n' don't need me to babysit him and watch for his actions. If he wants to attack on the rings n' possibly get his ass kicked by Satan n' the other sins he can do that, I'm not responsible for it or anythin' he does" Mammon lift all his four arms up. He was about to refuse the offer, but suddenly let out defeated sigh. He really shouldn't butt in anyone's business like this, but.. the deal was too tempting.

"Ugh... fine. For ya I'll go n' talk to Adam. So it's a deal" offering a hand for a shake to seal the deal.

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She took a breath, giving a deep sigh.

"It is a consideration, if I am honest. However, I believe I already know that you plan on doing as you please with the goods in the storage units. So I would like to offer this; you may claim one of the units in my Ring to sell, use or whatever is in there. In fact, I will even ensure that it's restocked personally once a month. In exchange, I would like to ask that you keep Adam out of Sloth. I have enough on my hands here that I don't need some angel burning my storage stocks and causing general chaos down here."

A tired sigh leaves her lips, bracing the bridge of her nose with one of her upper arms. "I truly do not have the energy for him and I know that the two of you are friends. So if you could please have a word with him to keep him out of my Ring, I would very much appreciate it."

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"Mammon dear, would you happen to have a moment? I would like to make a deal with you."

Though it felt like it was against her better judgment, she probably had a decent chance of getting through to him than Adam..as sad as that seemed.

Well that request came out of nowhere catching Mammon off guard. You could see him being all puzzled because of the sudden request. Did Belph really say a deal? Out of anything? Mammon who was known to be greedy bastard would occasionally help a fellow Sin out without asking anything back, this was his heavenly virtue side showing... very rarely and only for the Sins who have gone through so much together. Well Belph just threw the deal request out, how can Mammon say no?. Depending what she was gonna ask for. A shit eating grin spread on Mammon's face as he perked up.

"Anythin' for my favorite Sleepy Queen. Ya changed mind on that security system? Ya have come to the right Sin!"

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Oh and Mammon and Bee being twins is only between my Mam and @queenbeeibee's Bee!

If ever any of the followers who has Beelzebub as their muse, don't sweat or feel pressured, you are not being forced to the twin life with this Greedy bastard. Maddie is stuck there forever >:)

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"Either people in hell are stupid or just high n' not in a good way.

One; I'm not a good person! I acknowledge this! You should know this! I don't give a flying fuck what ya think about me or my actions. I did somethin' to offend yer ass? Oh boo to the fuckin' hoo! Get fucked!

Two; Me and Bee are twins.. We are Twins! We are Twins!! WE ARE TWINS! Get that in yer head already! The fact that so many people does not know about this is fuckin' ridiculous!!! Fuckin' Dickheads!

It keeps amazing me how many people does not know these two MOST "up in yer fuckin' face'"-facts!"

"Almost forgot the worse part! People running at Bee to cry when they don't get the "nice Mammon" reaction outta me. Bee ain't my babysitter! She can't do shit for how I act. If ya have problems come to me, right? I'll make SURE ya won't complain ever again~"

@queenbeeibee mentioned.

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Care for a free sample? Please only take one! 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 Cheese Platter!

"Ah hell yeah, mate!" You got him on word 'free sample'. Mammon just swim in head first and eats all the cheese. Just ignoring everything else.

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"ROSES ARE RED! VIOLETS ARE BLUE! YER NOT MY TYPE YA FUCKIN' COCK-KOO."

"So when's our first date, cunt?"

@queenbeeibee:

"I think it's both?"

❝ Considering I'm neither insulted or turned on, anon has to start picking up their game. Even Mammon can do better than this, c'mon! ❞

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Why I haven't answered back in a RP:

1. I am NOT ignoring you. 2. I am trying to think if a reply. 3. I’m not up to it at that moment. 4. Tumblr ate it.

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"Yes! Sinday!! WOOO!!! The day when you see how fuckin' sad and pathetic Hell is!!! I'd snap every horny cunts neck! Just Satan please give me a permission-..."

"I hate this day of the week, fuck ya'll"