#Crack;;

[fadewalking]

"I am never speaking to anyone ever again."

[kuurosakiis]

@prideblades

“ Are you a fire alarm? ‘Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying. ” cue their dick measuring contest.

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"Yet you still became friends with me...so what does that make you? Except for a contradictory man with a stick perpetually up his ass?" Git fucked

[plasmadazzle]

[particlecreator]

This sums Invincible Season 3 for me

@manaborn

[diolanza]

❝ Meow. ❞

[bakenochi]

"His favorite food is chicken? Isn't that...cannibalism?"

[sillymuses]

"I cast.... permanent foot cramp! Fear my power!"

[redseamstress]

🐤

Send 🐤 for my muse to make a tweet about yours

[dis--parity]

"You."

"Hey. I'm on acid right now. You got very dark energies around you. I think it's best I don't associate with your kind. Unmatching now."

"... what?"

"I'M ON FUCKIN'. DRUGS. AND THE ENERGIES TELL ME YOU ARE WRONG. GOOD FUCKING BYE."

[onepiecc]

The Pro's and Con's of having a Merfolk Partner

Please note this was meant for fun, but to also show off why you need to date a merfolk 😂

[duunswitch]

@downtrain thinks i should leave home

"I'll consider it if it gets me away from the Oddish."

[fadewalking]

Kalais gifts this to Solas

@inenaste

Very Funny.

[kuurosakiis]

"Karaoke?!" He wants to join.

[plasmadazzle]

"If Lord Ghetsis is such a horrible person why would a successful version of him help someone else take over the world? He's sharing his knowledge. Checkmate."

[particlecreator]

The Mood of the Day