unholy-ordainmemt
unholy-ordainmemt
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AdamThe first man and first winner. The original dick! mun and muse are 25+!
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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//to anyone I owe replies to, I'm so so sorry!! Moving has been stressful plus doing art for con merch at the end of the month and now my wifi has been out since the massive storm on Tuesday with no eta on when it'll be back 😭 pls bear with me
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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Back in that new render style but with more guitarspear yes please (two alts)🩷🩵💙💖🧡💛💜💚
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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[ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] [reverse] from @frostbittendoe
Adam was still as much of an asshole as he had always been, even after ending up in the hotel. He certainly tried to keep to himself, but how could really help himself when the person he loved to torment most walked right past him with such long, gorgous hair?
He glances around as he lounges on the couch. The room is otherwise empty. Perfect.
When Shimo walks by him again, Adam grabs the ends of her hair and gives a tug, grinning. He doesn't stay anything, only waiting for her reaction.
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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NSFW HEADCANON MEME !
i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡
afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?
beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?
body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?
clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?
cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?
delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?
dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?
drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?
dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?
eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?
fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?
g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?
hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?
humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?
impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?
kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?
lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?
location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?
lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?
marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?
music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?
names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?
orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?
positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?
praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?
queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?
restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?
sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?
sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?
size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?
sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?
stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?
strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?
style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?
top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?
tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?
toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?
turn on — what turns them on?
volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?
wet — do they like bath/shower sex? would they have sex in other bodies of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc)?
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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//adam's bio is up in his pinned post <3 you can also find it here
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓼 — send 🌶️ and guess my muse's kinks.
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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He can't help but laugh at her reaction. That was probably the best one yet.
"Alright if it's not that, then what's up?"
He takes another sip. More like he's just making that annoying sound when you're out of drink at the very bottom of your cup. He needs more soda.
"Oo wait axe throwing? Fuck yes! Let's fuckin' go!"
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"Am I--WHAT? That's the dumbest thing that's ever left your mouth. With all due respect...sir." She had to catch herself from speaking back to him like that. He is her boss after all.
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"Does it even matter if I'm having PMS? I want to let off steam! We should go axe throwing, it'll be fun, and I'll feel better getting to throw axes at pretend people." She didn't explain why she's so wound up...and she didn't want to now.
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails." - @exxorciism
//@exxorciism Well this was new. What the fuck?
"Woah, danger tits. What's up? What's got your fuckin' panties in a twist, babe?"
Adam raises a brow, sipping at a cup of soda. Looks like he recently got some take out that was definitely not good for him, even if it was Heaven fast food. He let himself go one way or another and it certainly wasn't Hell's food.
"You on your period or some shit?"
Did angels have periods? He'd have to ask about that later. He was pretty sure they didn't.
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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🌙  *  ―     𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐒  (  prompts for the five senses. add [reversed] to reverse the action. feel free to change wording as needed & add details )
𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇.
[ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 ] ― sender wraps a soft blanket around receiver’s shoulders [ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐊 ] ― sender and receiver fall into bed together on silk sheets [ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender pulls receiver’s hair ( gently / hard ) [ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 ] ― sender strokes receiver’s hair [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender brushes receiver’s hair [ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender paints a picture onto part of receiver’s body ( specify what & where ) [ 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender traces their fingertips over receiver’s body [ 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender traces a scar on receiver’s body [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] ― sender reaches out to hold receiver’s hand [ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 ] ― sender worships receiver’s body
𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄.
[ 𝐔𝐍𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver something they’ve never tried before ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sour ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 ] ― sender feeds receiver something sweet ( specify what ) [ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender feeds receiver something spicy ( specify what ) [ 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender kisses receiver to taste the lingering flavour of what they ate or drank on their lips ( specify what ) [ 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender bites receiver hard enough to draw blood [ 𝐔𝐍𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 ] ― sender feeds receiver soup when they’ve fallen ill [ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ] ― sender makes receiver a cocktail to try [ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender cooks receiver their favourite meal [ 𝐓𝐑𝐘 ] ―  sender gives receiver a taste of what they’re cooking / baking for their opinion
𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.
[ 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐃 ] ― sender blindfolds receiver [ 𝐑𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver see each other again after a period of being apart [ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender notices something different about receiver ( injury / haircut / tattoo / piercing / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋 ] ― sender greets receiver in formal partywear ( feel free to add detail ) [ 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐒 ] ― sender takes receiver to see lanterns in the sky [ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender and receiver lay under the stars to stargaze [ 𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐄 ] ― sender and receiver lock eyes across the room [ 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender and receiver see a shadow move out the corner of their eye [ 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 ] ― sender and receive watch as something burns ( candles / a building / a campfire / etc ) [ 𝐅𝐈𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender takes receiver to the aquarium to watch the sea life [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊 ] ― sender recognises receiver at a masquerade party
𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃.
[ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 ] ― sender puts on the radio to listen to music with receiver [ 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 ] ― sender plays receiver their favourite song on an instrument ( specify what ) [ 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 ] ― sender and receiver are in bed together while rain lashes against the windows / tent / etc [ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender whispers something in receiver’s ear ( specify what ) [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender asks receiver for a dance upon hearing a song [ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver hear a sound when they should be alone ( footsteps / creaking floorboards / a scream / etc ) [ 𝐇𝐔𝐌 ] ― sender hums a lullaby to lull receiver to sleep [ 𝐌𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐃 ] ― sender comforts a temporally deaf receiver after a loud sound ( gunshot / explosion / etc ) [ 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 ] ― sender calms receiver down from a panic attack in a loud place [ 𝐀𝐅𝐀𝐑 ] ― sender and receiver hear a muffled sound from another room / outside ( music / people / creature / etc ) [ 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 ] ― sender hears receiver crying and approaches comfort them
𝐒𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐋.
[ 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐇 ] ― sender puts a scented bath bomb into receiver’s bath [ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 ] ― sender lights a scented candle for receiver [ 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] ― sender puts perfume / aftershave on receiver’s ( wrist / neck / cheek ) [ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 ] ― sender inhales receiver’s scent [ 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊 ] ― sender is drawn to the kitchen by receiver’s cooking [ 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒 ] ― sender steals an item of receiver’s clothes because it smells like them [ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 ] ― sender notices receiver smells of their shampoo / shower gel [ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 ] ― sender gives receiver flowers [ 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇 ] ― sender helps clean receiver after a long day / stressful situation [ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐘 ] ― sender and receiver walk through the sewers to escape capture / avoid detection / chase someone [ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ] ― sender massages receiver with a scented oil
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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darker vibes
❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜
❛ this fear you feel? it won’t last. ❜
❛ you are my salvation. ❜
❛ i revolt you, don’t i? ❜
❛ get the hell away from me. ❜
❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜
❛ i’ll be your dirty little secret, if that’s what you’re into. ❜
❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜
❛ don’t you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜
❛ fucking hit me already. ❜
❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜
❛ i don’t want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜
❛ i don’t know how you’ve bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜
❛ fix me. ❜
❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜
❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜
❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜
❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜
❛ i’m starved for you, morning and night. ❜
❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜
❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜
❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜
❛ you’re my sweetest poison. ❜
❛ let’s do something about that mouth of yours. ❜
❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜
❛ you’re the monster that’s enticed me into your bed. ❜
❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜
❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn’t enough to just love you. ❜
❛ you’ve broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜
❛ you’ll beg for more. ❜
❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜
❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜
❛ everything i’ve done.. every horrible atrocity, it’s been for you. ❜
❛ you’re a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜
❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜
❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜
❛ there’s no black or white, only gray. ❜
❛ no one touches what’s mine. ❜
❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜
❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜
❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.
( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )
❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜
❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜
❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜
❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜
❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 
❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜
❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜
❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜
❛ come back to bed. ❜
❛ you look good like this. ❜
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜
❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 
❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜
❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜
❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜
❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜
❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜
❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 
❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜
❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 
❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜
❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜
❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜
❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜
❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜
❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜
❛ well? how do i look? ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜
❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜
❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜
❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜
❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜
❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜
❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜
❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜
❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜
❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜
❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜
❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜
❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜
❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜
❛ kiss me again. ❜
❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜
❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜
❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜
❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜
❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 
❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜
❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 
❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜
❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜
❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜
❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 
❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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That was... A lot to take in. And something about her words made his heart ache. His brows furrow and hesitated for a momeny before gently wrapping an arm around her and pulling her into a hug.
"Hey... For what it's worth, I don't think you turned out wrong. You've always been so sure of yourself and headstrong. I... Kinda fuckin miss it." He laughs. "It probably doesn't mean shit, coming from me... But I just... Wanted you to know I still think about you, Lili."
And then there was the whole topic of her being in Heaven. What the fuck kind of deal did she even make? He could pry, but he knew better than to try such a thing with Lilith.
"... Let me know if I can do anything to help. I'm sure I could bend a few rules for you." He grins.
For just a moment, Adam... Almost looks like he may cry. Her touch is so tender, and he leans into it, pressing his own hand against hers. For just a moment, he can pretend.
But all too soon, her hand is gone again, and he sighs quietly. "Knowing everything you know now... Would you still have left me?" It was a hard question to ask. And was basically asking if she would rewrite the entire history of creation, if given the chance. It wad a dumb question. Perhaps he was questioning God's plan, if he was asking Lilith such a thing.
"See, that's what I said! I told her shit doesn't work that way!" He pauses. "How did you end up in Heaven anyway? If sinners aren't supposed to be here, what gives?"
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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Sinday Memes for Naughty Headcanons
Fruit and Vegetable Edition
In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s! Reblog, do not repost or add
🍎 What gets you in the mood the most? What's their biggest turn-on?
🍌 Did your muse ever get a sex related injury? If so, what happened?
🍑 Foreplay, or straight to business? What do you like to do for foreplay?
🍆 Do you masturbate? If so, how often?
🌶 Are you a sub, dom, or a switch? Do you prefer giving or receiving?
🍋 What is the most sensitive part you enjoy getting touched/played with? Do you have any no-go zones?
🍓 Are you a virgin? If not, when and how did you lose their virginity?
🥕 Have you ever had a threesome/orgy/multiple partners at once? If not, would you like to?
🍇 Oral, Anal or Vaginal? Which one/s do you enjoy most?
🍊 Do you own any toys? Have you used any? What is your favorite?
🍉 Name between 3-5 of your top kinks.
🍍 What is your sexual orientation? What is your romantic orientation?
🍒 Do you have an aftercare routine? What does it look like?
🧅 What is something you always wanted to try sexually but never got to?
🍄 What was your most memorable wet dream?
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unholy-ordainmemt · 1 year ago
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For just a moment, Adam... Almost looks like he may cry. Her touch is so tender, and he leans into it, pressing his own hand against hers. For just a moment, he can pretend.
But all too soon, her hand is gone again, and he sighs quietly. "Knowing everything you know now... Would you still have left me?" It was a hard question to ask. And was basically asking if she would rewrite the entire history of creation, if given the chance. It wad a dumb question. Perhaps he was questioning God's plan, if he was asking Lilith such a thing.
"See, that's what I said! I told her shit doesn't work that way!" He pauses. "How did you end up in Heaven anyway? If sinners aren't supposed to be here, what gives?"
Adam had only... Mildly managed to calm himself since their time in Eden. He was still rather full of himself and didn't know how to ask for help when he needed it, but... Well, he could make an exception to his usual ways when he finally realized it wouldn't get him what he wanted from a situation. Much like now.
"Nahh, it's fine! It's me! I don't... Need anyone..." He wasn't sure if he was trying to convince Lilith or himself. But, he grinned, as if he wasn't bothered by it.
"Let's see. The fuckin Radio Demon or some shit is back, Hell is going crazy over him from what I've heard. Your daughter is trying to do some redemption bullshit, as if sinners can be saved-!" He glances at Lilith. She was in heaven... she was technically a sinner. Maybe he should be choosing his words more carefully.
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Adam had only... Mildly managed to calm himself since their time in Eden. He was still rather full of himself and didn't know how to ask for help when he needed it, but... Well, he could make an exception to his usual ways when he finally realized it wouldn't get him what he wanted from a situation. Much like now.
"Nahh, it's fine! It's me! I don't... Need anyone..." He wasn't sure if he was trying to convince Lilith or himself. But, he grinned, as if he wasn't bothered by it.
"Let's see. The fuckin Radio Demon or some shit is back, Hell is going crazy over him from what I've heard. Your daughter is trying to do some redemption bullshit, as if sinners can be saved-!" He glances at Lilith. She was in heaven... she was technically a sinner. Maybe he should be choosing his words more carefully.
Adam was... Well a bit surprised that she agreed so easily. He expected an arguement, really. But he smiled and took her hands in his, gently squeezing.
"I uh... I'd like that. There's so much to tell you ho-holy shit." He laughs. "Like, uh, Eve is fuck knows where right now! Can you believe that? Not a letter, a phone call or fuckin anything!"
Somehow, that's probably not too hard to believe.
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Adam was... Well a bit surprised that she agreed so easily. He expected an arguement, really. But he smiled and took her hands in his, gently squeezing.
"I uh... I'd like that. There's so much to tell you ho-holy shit." He laughs. "Like, uh, Eve is fuck knows where right now! Can you believe that? Not a letter, a phone call or fuckin anything!"
Somehow, that's probably not too hard to believe.
"Fuck, I don't know. Us? Whatever the fuck happened back then?"
He did miss her, even if he'd never actually say it. Eve too. Who knows where she even is right now. Shit was fucked, and Adam was... Lonely? Was that a thing someone as perfect as him could be?
Unfortunately, yes, and it was probably one of the worst feelings.
"Just..." He sighs. "If I promise to chill for like three fuckin minutes, will you just... Talk? I don't care what about. I don't care that you aren't my wife anymore."
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