unholyphish
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23 - ♀️ She/Her - 🎸 Musician 🐴 MLP, Yu-Gi-Oh, Metalhead, Vampires 💖 tumblr baffles me but i try my best ;-; ✨ open to asks and meeting new people ✨ maybe find me on ponytown 👀
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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.
Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”
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wait a second there's people who follow me who know about the horses
so last night I had a dream where I posted a pic in a discord server and one person just like. utterly lambasted me for it
really just ripped into me, stuff like “you should think before you post stuff like this, this is so insensitive and hurtful, don’t you think about anybody else except yourself”
and I was like. just really confused and scared and hurt and trying to defend myself but not really being able to figure out how because typing in dreams is really fucking hard
anyways. I woke up this morning and recreated the image from my dream
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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she takes studying vampires very seriously
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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters
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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions
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another dragon :) i promise ill get back to normal ponies soon lol. that gas mask actually keeps smoke in so their smoke and fire can power machinery like rockets and stuff. also breathing in their smoke makes ponies susceptible and its the only air inlet for that backpack that they are locked in. theyre ok tho. they like it. pony for scale.
heres the last dragon and heres the next (and last?) dragon
#holy moly#metal af#mlp#honse#no like seriously cannot overstate how fire this design is#i love that they don't have wings so there are cool-ass thrusters#oh and a dome? is this steam powered?#favourite part is the tail tho fsodjfklshd
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Ability to predict things is an overrated trait. You try to earn fame & clout for predicting correctly but that never happens. Nobody thinks you're exceptionally smart or observant. They don't find you wise, at best they find you lucky. Seeing who predicted correctly is interesting for all of 3 seconds.
You saw it coming, yet it still hit your face
You figured but did you solve?
You're a prophet who doesn't profit
You called it, but it hung up
You got Apollo's gift but have nothing to give
You get it right but you still don't get it
You saw the future but you're living in the past about it
Good observation, follow through with a good action
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