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Abuse this.

For the next five questions my muse can not tell a lie.

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      "Oh ----come on. You look like you definitely need someone to talk to. Guess what? I suppose that person is me. How lucky are you. ---If it's a relationship problem, don't even start. I'm a vampire, not a miracle worker."

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          "I have no idea what you are even talking about. It's obviously your fault. Hell, it's yours that I couldn't find my jacket this morning."

"Nope, my hair is fine as always. Maybe you drank too much and your senses are playing with you. It’s not my fault anything gets depressing.”

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     "Obviously, my affection is oh so passionate. You've found me out, how can I ever go on?"

"Is that because you’re secretly in love with me? I knew it."

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     "You never know. I'd cry over you ---maybe, but I don't cry so. M...aybe it's the thought that counts?"

"Mm, you really think I would cry for you?"

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BDSM/Kink Sentence Meme

Put “Take Me” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-60 and give you a sentence starter! [Prompts are incredibly nsfw, possible trigger warnings apply!] Feel free to alter the sentence to suit your character (and their orientation/preferences!)

Points if don’t read below the cut before sending!!

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sulezmer makes me wish book meredith was actually on tvd

Anonymous (via indiecxnfessions)

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Make my muse chose between two people. ANY TWO PEOPLE.

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentenses

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

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Like for a lengthy starter?

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I need help! Would anyone like to look over Elijah's parts in this fic I'm writing? I've never written Elijah and would appreciate any constructive criticism. :(

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Send "I’m in love with you." to see how my muse reacts.

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.

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Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.

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Go on anonymous and tell my character something yours has secretly thought about mine. My character will try to guess who it is!

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    "And oh how unfortunate that is for me."

"All except for me."