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Requested by @thewiglesswonder​, Original post by @sharkwing​

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Finally tried drawing Deet again (I was annoyed cause my art style has changed a bit-) I wanna bring back the avatar au real bad but god na’vi are hard to draw 😞

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Interested in some oc x canon? Fanart or some self-indulgent nsfw of your favorite characters making love to eachother??

Well good news for yall cuz my commissions are ✨finally open✨ and im especially ready to do all sort of work for yall! And no slots! My comms will be open 24/7!

So come on down to my DMs and we’ll discuss about what kind of art ya seek!;) (Note that I only take PayPal but if you have any alternatives im free the Check that out with you!^^)

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😴😴

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june already, eh?

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(If you take requests){ I don’t know if I accidentally asked the wrong blog}, but can you draw Cadia,the Librarian(I ship them), and Ordon having a conversation together?

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Fuck all y’all who say that the fact that the tdc fandom has a crush on puppets is gross. Like have you SEEN these dudes. Yeah sure they’re these little cat elf people made of plastic but LOOK AT THEM

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@stonegrotweek

Day 1: Kiss The Girl (with a twist) 

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I had no ideea what happens in the sequel (I refuze to touch it) when I drew that, I just thought the frame was cursed

Also this thing. What is this freak’s problem? (Affectionate)

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Things that actually happen in hunchback of notre dame, in no particular order

The book mostly is told from the POV of Pierre, a self-insert who is failed author and, I cannot stress this enough, utterly pathetic 

Quasimodo damaged his hearing as a teenager from years of bell ringing and now uses sign language whenever he can

There is a scene where Quasimodo and a fellow deaf guy have to have a conversation without using sign language because they’re in a courtroom and the jury doesn’t know sign. It goes about as well as you’d expect 

Frollo has a little brother, Jehan, who he raised after their parents died. Jehan is now a frat bro in college whose hobbies consist of getting drunk and being mean to Quasimodo. In his first scene Jehan complains about college DEI because an Italian guy got a scholarship he wanted. 

Esmeralda is accused of witchcraft because she taught her pet goat Djali how to do math

Djali may or may not be sapient. He can and does imitate human mannerisms to make fun of people on purpose. He does this while on trial. 

Yes. They tried the goat for witchcraft, too. 

Pierre writes a whole play riding on the pun of dolphin/Dauphin. Nobody likes it. 

Frollo is an alchemist and has a secret mad science lab where he writes on the walls

Jehan literally pulls a “buy my silence” and frollo gives him money to make him shut up

There’s a trio of catty girls who bully Esmeralda like it’s Mean Girls

Quasimodo and Frollo literally have Cryptid Status— Parisians circulate rumors that Quasimodo is either a familiar, a homunculus, or the result of demonic mpreg, and that Frollo is a wizard with wizard powers and/or a ghost

There is a little old woman who lives in a hole and shouts slurs at people. She has a tragic backstory. 

There is a homicidal con man/king of thieves named Clopin Troillefou (surname translation: The Fool of Fear) who deserves tumblr sexymanhood.

Pierre learns how to carry chairs with his teeth 

There’s an entire chapter dedicated to the layout of the streets of Paris in painstaking detail

There’s another chapter that is a rant about interior design 

Esmeralda and Pierre get platonically married due to Clopin’s murderous shenanigans. Pierre tries to make a move in her but ends up being more emotionally attached to Djali the goat than to her. I think that should be grounds for divorce

There is a scene where Pierre has to choose between helping Esmeralda escape or helping Djali. He picks Djali. 

Frollo hides from his own brother by laying face down in mud and playing dead. Somehow this works 

There is a Plot Significant Tiny Shoe. A Tiny Shoe Chekhov’s Gun. And Victor Hugo will not stop telling you just how Tiny this shoe is. 

There’s a soap opera style plot twist that involves a false accusation of cannibalism and the woman in the hole who shouts slurs

Quasimodo makes up a stupid little song that doesn’t even rhyme to confess his love to Esmeralda, who remains oblivious

He then attempts to demonstrate his affection via convoluted metaphors that involve props. She doesn’t get it. Boy please say what you mean

Frollo pulls the classic discord groomer tactic of threatening self-harm if Esmeralda doesn’t give in. 

Jehan rolls up to a party/rescue mission scheming session in Clopin’s secret hideout in full plate armor (how did he get that???), drunk off his ass, and acts like he owns the place. Everyone finds this so ridiculous that they just let him

Hugo goes on and on about how innocent and naive Esmeralda is but then casually reveals that Esmeralda carries a dagger on her person at all times to fend off assault. When Frollo attacks her and Quasi intervenes, she takes Quasi’s knife and almost kills Frollo (fair!) but he flees. She contains multitudes?

Frollo has a psychotic breakdown in the middle of a field surrounded by chickens and hallucinates skeletons everywhere 

For the first half of the book Esmeralda is like 70% sure Frollo is a ghost, not helped by his aforementioned Cryptid Status

Jehan eats a moldy piece of cheese off the ground 

Frollo tries to send Pierre on a suicide mission in drag. Pierre objects to the suicide part but not the drag part  

Clopin’s preferred weapon is a scythe, he’s very good at using it, and he sings when he fights. Again: sexyman potential. 

Victor Hugo has a foot fetish. I initially dismissed it as Frollo having a foot fetish until Victor Hugo included a foot fetish torture scene without any Frollo in it. So I can only conclude that the foot fetish is authorial in nature. Unfortunately the foot scenes are important to the plot. 

Frollo is canonically 36, he just aged like shit and is bald. The narrator will not stop telling you just how bald he is.

Despite being in full plate armor, Jehan gets splatted like a bug

Almost every named character dies. Djali the goat lives. 

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dis you? -m

What on earth am I wearing?? No! That is obviously not me!!

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Okay, here's some more of mine edgy young Frollo

(I love this Musical)

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Ma man ma maaaaaaaaaaan 🫶

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But hey, if we were to be more accurate since you live in the 15th century, shouldn't we say: SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A KNIGHT 🛡️ (or a Captain in your case, ahem)

How crude, I would never partake in something so immoral! Homosexuality is a sin dammit and I am anything but sinful!!

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I dont like love triangles, i want everyone together and happy

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THATS RIGHT I MADE IT! I FINALLY GAVE THIS BASTARD A NEW REF SHEET TO HIS UPDATED DESIGN!!!

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And it's on since that day...that Francis was about to get fucked-

GUYS IM A GENIUS!!!

Okay so while imagining stuff about Frollo and Fran relationship, i ended up figuring out why Fran and Frollo would get close!

Remember when I Said Fran was a Noble? Well fuck that first draft baby cuz now hes a Knight(just like his bro fr fr) and hes also Frollo personal bodyguard >:333 which would help them get close to eachother ALOT

I also came up with the idea after starting the concept of a comic were Fran admit his dedication to the judge and how hes ready to die for the man. Plus it bring out more angst potential too ngl