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Dreamy Mini-Chapter 3
So when I was 16 I had been out in several wars and alwaysed survived and in the end I finally realized that no body cares that you get home they just care if you won or not. And thats what I wanna call JUUUUURKS. There almost as annoying as mothers that cry. THEY JUST WONT STOP. Okay lets go back when I was 3 years old and I had a mom and dad.
My mom wasn´t beautiful, she didn´t love me. She litrally hate me. But my dad was the nices man you could ever meet he was careing about me but one day when I was 3 he didn´t come home. Mom said “ dont care let me sleep”. After that I was on my own.
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Dreamy Mini-Chapter 2
And right now Earth is just storys moms and dads tell their children too tell´em that they have a good life. Me, I got too the miltiari training when i started walking. When I was five I could handle a gun. And then it just went forward. I think it´s pretty stupid that I never got to be kid. And I guess it could be really sad too. But I dont really care because you know… IM FREAKING DEAD. And when you get to heaven you have too sign in and stuff and this little dude said you are gonna write about your life and I´m like WHAT?!. I thought I´d finally could chill but no. So this is my story.
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Dreamy Mini-Chapter 1
Ya, its probebly really stupid but it´s like everything in my life has been planned before me. And yeah I know how stupid it sounds. I lived on a planet called Relon, my home. And I loved it, before the endless war.
And were not talking silent war, when I was called in the army it went to hell. I died. And that sounds funny. A full time militair that has trained all her live dies. But really it isn´t so bad. No one was gonna miss me. But lets take this from the begining. The day I came with the plane, from a planet that have now died many years ago ,Earth.
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Lola: I´m saying unicorns are real
Joey: No they aren´t
Lola: Do you belive in t-shirts?
Joey: Ya... I guess
Lola: Then read what stands on my t-shirt
Joey: Uhh... okay. "unicorns are real"
Lola: Do you belive me now?
Joey: I guess...
Joey: Your sooo weird Lola
Lola: I know
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Dude I dropped my phone and my whole screen crashed.
What, dude send pic.
Guy sends screenshot.
Omg your soo stupid
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My fake plants died because I didn´t fake water them
Mitch Hedberg
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The “heart”
I have a question for u guys u know “the heart” (<3). Why do people do them? I think they look like ice cream. I´m like “WHY DO U SEND ME AN ICE CREAM ?!!!” I starting to really wonder why?? How did someone make an heart to an ice cream?. See ya!
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Respect your parents, they passed school without google.
MinionQuotes
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Mom said follow your dreams soo I went back to bed
quotesnhumor.com
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OMG THIS is sooo awesome like they put together the two most epic things and this is what come out! LOVE IT
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