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unidentifiedlyingobject · 20 minutes ago
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 20 minutes ago
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little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."
so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 21 minutes ago
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do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 22 minutes ago
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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"
it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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Herb Garden
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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Viggo because I’m kindly obsessed with him and httyd. As one should be. Plus he’s fun to draw 🤫
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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At the Telephone, 1907
Photographer: Charles H. Davis, New York
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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How scared are you of having a negative interaction with anyone on Tumblr (blocked, hated, critical anons, challenging replies)?
- so scared that i edit my posts in mind of the fact
- so scared that I avoid anything close to me
- scared enough that i blog only important controversial stuff
- scared enough that I avoid topics my moots hate
- scared enough I monitor my moots' opinions
- scared enough I apologize in advance
- not scared at all
- scared but I still will post anything I want
- merely apprehensive
- will take down any material people dissed me for
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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Church St Johannes der Täufer (1966-69) in Hornberg, Germany, by Rainer Disse
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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i could be out there doing drugs instead im in my room listening to old music and making a paper mache tos era tricorder. i think my parents should be more grateful for thatt
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism
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Shopping Center “De Lijnbaan” (1948-53) in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, by Van den Broek & Bakema
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unidentifiedlyingobject · 4 hours ago
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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