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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

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I’m planning out my bedroom when i live on my own next year

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i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

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Unmute !

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— George R.R. Martin

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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

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dos anyone want to play cars with me .

🚗 🚙 🚘 🚙 🏎️ 🚗 🚗

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something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces