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Jedi are absolute adrenaline junkies at their hearts of hearts and I respect that.

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canon character my beloved vs the same character but fanon version my fucking detested

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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

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Full offense but sometimes fandom just totally make up the characterization of a character and then complain when that isn’t canon

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My default assumption whenever I see people pitching fits about how characters or ships or the color of the wallpaper or whatever else they don't like must be evil, is that they are a teenager.

They are a teenager who has never used anything other than an algorithmic feed on a social media app to find fannish content, they don't even know where the settings page is, and they're having a real bad time. They have to get up early in the morning, school is awful, all their clique-y peers have been mean to them about their weight, their teachers are impatient, they just got seven hours of homework and their last class was gym. And they are eternally frightened that they're secretly a bad person and their only current recourse against this is to be like, at least I know that pineapple on pizza is a sin.

Approaching things from this angle has never steered me wrong. Even when the person in question is not literally a teenager, they're still pretty much letting their inner kid drive the bus right now.

"A four year age gap is abusive!" okay champ. Screen time's up. Let's get you a protein shake and a nap.

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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InuKag are literally so romantic to me. Like their entire theme is "I just want to always be with you. All the time. Forever. Married, even." Goals.

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

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every writer has That One Scene that lives in their head rent-free but they can’t write it yet because “the vibes aren’t ripe”

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me writing posts about media no one cares about: and another thing,

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Loki Deleted Scenes Thor: The Dark World (2013); dir. Alan Taylor

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can't believe we didn't even get to have a thor trilogy.

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its out of touch thursday

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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

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fandom friendships can be so weird like

yeah this is my friend scrumblyj97. no i don't know their 'real' name i just call them scrumbly and they live over 1000 miles away. we've written 50k of fiction together.

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NEW KURBY FOR SWITCH 2 AND SORTA DLC FOR FORGOTTEN LAND

oh and New Donkey Kong.

Yo that's awesome! :D I'm so happy for you kirby fans !! 😊