Hey, I'm Aleksis, 24, transmasc. he/they, graphic design student. I make cursed food memes.
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I got a curry stain on my muumi shirt so I hid it with that one time yle put the wrong subtitles on the muumi cartoon
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"Toivoa ei ole enää jäljellä" VÄÄRIN! Sata salamaa⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Menin kuulemma liian poliittiseksi joidenkin mielestä tämän takia.

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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
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Perus mökkikokemus
*järven toiselta puolelta kuuluu moottorisahaääniä*
*räks*
*poks*
"saattana!"
*moottorisahaäänet jatkuu*
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Hallitus niin sukka et poliitikotkii jo tekee itsemurhia. Miten meni noin niinku omasta mielestä..?
Ei mut, kieltämättä hieman hämmenti ku tuli Ylen sovelluksen ilmotus tästä. Tokihan joku aika sitten oli se joku tapaus jossa poliisi tai vartija lähti oman käden kautta tyyliin jossain presidentin asunnossa? Ja toinen poliisi tais kanssa olla tyyliin saman viikon tai jopa päivän sisällä uutisissa samasta syystä.
Pistää vaan miettimään et eiks nää pellet (jota hallitukseksikin kutsutaan) oikeesti tajua mitä ne on tekemässä ku jopa omat työkaverinsa tai niitten työpaikalla ihmiset tekee itsemurhia???
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind
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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.
the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also
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I'm not seeing a downside with that last review
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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
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