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Me being obsessed with this

I will always love Vox's obsession with Alastor.

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*Alastor disappearing for seven years*

Vox: I couldn't care less

Also Vox on national television on a Thursday night:

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At an overlords meeting:

*Alastor and Rosie being besties*

Vox, irritated: oh would you stop it already, everybody knows she pegs you anyway

Alastor: huh

Rosie: *gasps* you shouldn't say things like that!

Alastor, confused: wait, wha- why what did he said?

Rosie: *whispers* don't worry I'll tell you later

Both looking disappointingly at Vox (Alastor doesn't know why)

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Not today you duck

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source

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It would be terrifying, I'd run If I saw that shit fr😭😭

#hazbin hotel #alastor #how to kill anyone in haven instantly #except for his mum ig

I should write an alastor fic where he dies in the fight against Adam then has that mental breakdown in front of this man

Like its the exact same mental breakdown where he raves about the ridiculousness of HIM dying for his friends except he genuinely was doing it altruistically and by some miracle got into heaven and is now shitting himself thinking about how Vox is probably laughing is ass off at him rn

Meanwhile like two feet away this twink is shaking, terrified, and frantically hissing "SERA???? SERAAA?? I NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. SERA??!??!??"

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I NEED human Alastor to have an episode where he sings the soundtrack from the musical Chicago, and especially:

-All that jazz

-Nowadays

-Razzle dazzle

Bonus point for "we both reached for the gun" but I don't know when, how and with who

Now this is my dream🥲

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Not me headcanoning my way through my uni exam🤭

But TELL ME I'm not the only one who reading this didn't just casually headcanon this Eddie Cantor as Alastor human rival as radio host that actually managed to became more and more important in 1933 (the year of Alastor death) LIKE?????

Maybe I am the only one, yes :')

(Also side note to mention how cute it would be if Alastor had appeared in some of the 20's silent movies for his popularity as a radio host, Ik he canonically said he doesn't want to be recorded, although it could be just for tv appearances and he didn't felt that way about movies (?))

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Their next interaction will be like:

Vox: So you're living at that stupid hotel?

Alastor: yes :)

Vox: and you're helping the brat managing it?

Alastor: that is correct :)

Vox mockingly: so what, you adopted the kid?

Alastor: well actually yes you can say that, If everything goes the way it should she will call me dad by the end of the month :)

Vox : ...................what?

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This is my new favourite thing🫶

Charlie: Why is Alastor extra murdery today?

Angel: I had him take one of those “Which Overlord Are You?” quizzes

Charlie: …And?

Angel: He got Vox.

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First fanart I make for this fandom and this is the shit I pull 😭😭

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Okay Alastor got a type. Cause why he beefy with these two specifcally

I want all three of them locked in a room

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I hate Alastor squad

I just had the funniest head canon of Lucifer going to meet Vox to help Charlie with advertisiment or something (maybe some silly ducks related things idk) and while talking being like "yeah I just wanna help my precious daughter but that radio demon what an asshole am I right?" And Vox literally tearing with joy because someone finally understands him (the king of hell himself) and so starting this crazy tantrum about hating Alastor while Lucifer is like: 🤨

Until he casually mentions that he's been away for 7 YEARS and Lucifer gasps in realisation connecting all the dots. He really hates Alastor now.

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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I'm sorry but this was too perfect to not be done lol

(I can guarantee you this actually happened 100%)