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We are back!

Thank you for staying with us through our blackout. Our UBN HQ has been having some internet issues that are hopefully being resolved. We have needed all hands on deck but your regular hosts are now able to get back to their jobs. Expect a slight delay as they return to their jobs though.

Thank you again!

Erbie Ribiero, UBC

It's free for you 2 now.

HELLLLO AGAIN BATTLE FANS!

MISSED US?

You still need to do the delayed interviews & catch up on training.

Pour l'amour de Arceu.

... Well you'll have to miss us a bit longer!

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[A photo of the Unite Battle Committee. Most members have holiday jumpers with ugly designs or stupid jokes. Erbie is dressed as a delibird with his elekid poking out of his "tail". Professor Phorus has a pair of fake Stantler antlers with lights built in. Aster is trying to hide in the background. Another committee member is wearing their hat. Aster's green hair is prominent, slightly more than their scowl.]

ON THE FRONTPAGE OF THE UNITE BATTLE COMMITTEE WEBSITE

@fistful-of-rage still complementing UHD?

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For anyone interested, Aster is wearing a hat.

I’M GONNA STEAL IT GRUMPIG

catch me in the work party stealing all the food like

photo courtesy of the lovely uhd coz lars couldn’t get 1 2 save his life. even added a filter

happy hols y’all

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UHD appreciates the compliments.

Thankfully I don’t have to get a great shot. Erbie will want one tomorrow.

catch me in the work party stealing all the food like

photo courtesy of the lovely uhd coz lars couldn’t get 1 2 save his life. even added a filter

happy hols y’all

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OH MY [agreed but redacted] GARDE

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Yesyesyesyesyes

Cody, UHD will be joining right? I need someone else to help with the photography

I’m sure he’ll lend a hand

work holiday party on friday

@unite-battle-network u lot still k 2 help today?

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Ready up, battle fans: Interview with social media celebrity Nina Vievin

From Mewtube and Tinkatok to our very own Mewnite Battle Network (eh?), the Chucklefvcks found the time in their busy days to come for a chat! Watch the full video h̲e̲r̲e̲ in all its glory.

\\guest writer @poke-muns / @ferrunough. Nina is their character, once they post nina's info i'll link it. this also counts as credit for stealing their ooc barriers because oo trophee looking//

( Lawrence is sat in the usual right-side chair. He is as professional as ever, paying no notice to his interviewee being a Greedent. In all fairness, the Greedent is sat very politely. )

Lawrence: Battle fans, hello, hello! I am Lawrence Renfield, the Unite Battle Network’s go-to guy for making special content just for you and today I have managed to snag a treat of an interview–

( The Greedent waves at the camera and squeaks. In the blink of an eye a redhead leaps up from behind it's chair and swings her arms around the back. The pokémon is unfazed. Lawrence is certainly fazed. )

Nina: HIIIYA!!

( She cackles and scratches the Greedent's head. Lawrence, meanwhile, recovers. )

Lawrence: –the Chucklefvcks themselves, Nina Vievin and Chuckles! Are you going to stay standing?

Nina: Nahhh, I'll come down. If he'll let me.

( Chuckles, on cue, looks directly up to Nina. He reaches into his neck fur, retrieves a berry, and offers it to her. She shakes her head. Chuckles hops off the chair and sits between the two chairs to munch on the oran himself as Nina swiftly takes his seat. )

Lawrence: Please don't stain the carpet... So, Nina! This is 3 years in the making?

Nina: ... Oh fuck I guess– wait can I swear on here?!

( Lawrence looks to the cameraman. )

Cody: I mean, they are called "the chucklefucks".

Lawrence: ...we will see in editing.

Nina: I'll try be clean. But, uhhhh, OH YEAH. 6 if you count B.C.

Lawrence: B..?

Lawrence & Nina: Before Chuckles.

( Nina nods as the Greedent looks to both of them. He resumes eating quickly. )

Lawrence: What was life like B.C.?

Nina: MISERABLE!!

( Nina and Lawrence laugh. )

Nina: It was fine I guess? Like I battled but only really as something to do. Got bored of it for a while. Stopped and then I got Chuckles.

Lawrence: What got you back into battling then?

Nina: CHUCKLES! Someone let slip Skwovet are legal and he would not let me anywhere near the place without going for a battle. I started enjoying it once we changed his build to be very tanky–

Lawrence: Once you discovered you could troll people?

Nina: Pretty much, yeah. Once I discovered I could really piss people off– SORRY.

( Lawrence shakes his head with a strained smile. Nina awkwardly laughs while covering her face, sliding down in her chair. Lawrence takes a breath to regain his composure. )

Lawrence: Was your immediate thought "I can make content from this" or did the online stuff come after?

( Nina pushes herself back up enthusiastically. )

Nina: Nah, the vids came after a Tinkatok of Chuckles wiping the same Wigglytuff twice went viral. The maker was a teammates girlfriend who was up with us in the-the-the... bits where we watch and talk from!

Lawrence: Stands?

Nina: No clue. Probably. The end of it caught the WIgglytuff trainer's reaction and the joy that it brought me, I had to keep going!!

( Lawrence chuckles and flips through his notes cards. )

Lawrence: I cut you off earlier, by tanky you mean?

Nina: Loads of bulk, high HP, high attack, decent speed for a Greedent. People did not like it when, like, a turret just follows them as they try retreat. It's very fun!!

Lawrence: Did not and do not based on your last match.

Nina: OOOOOO YEAH THEY WERE SALTY, HAHAAA!!!!

( Nina begins cackling and kicking her feet. Her laugh devolves into crazed wheezing; Chuckles waddles over to the edge of her chair. With tears in her eyes, she strokes his head to calm herself. Lawrence has stopped laughing by this point and seems greatly concerned. Nina's voice is still croaky when she speaks. )

Nina: I'm good, I'm good. Heeeh... The Decidueye guy was soo p– malding.

Lawrence: I take it you're enjoying your time in the professional world?

Nina: I'm acclimating. I get to still screw with people. While I'm still quite low tier at least. As long as it doesn’t hinder teammates. I think we're getting better at actually playing. Chuckles' got mvp a few times, scored like 200 at some point.

Lawrence: Impressive!

( To show his enthusiasm he looks to Chuckles, who completely ignores him. )

Lawrence: Right... Uh, how much time..? One last question alright with you?

Nina: Yep, go head!!

Lawrence: How are you going to deal with the fans outside who know you’re here?

Nina: A good Bullet Seed spray should help!

( Nina giggles and Chuckles finally takes his attention off of food long enough to join in. )

Lawrence: Haha, that’s legally a joke, right?

Nina: Yes, yeah, obvi. I can spend a bit of time outside the place signing stuff. Don’t wanna clog your hallways. Chuckles’ll give berries to everyone he can.

Lawrence: I’ll be sure to watch from the windows. Thanks for joining us today, Nina. And you, Chuckles.

Nina: Anytime, it’s been a blast!

( Chuckles squeaks in agreement. He looks at Nina with his paws close to his tail fur. )

Nina: OHOH!!! What kind of berries do you like?

Lawrence: Uh… Wepear.

Cody: Do you happen to have any topo?

( Chuckles roots around in his tail until he finds a pale berry with a dark centre. As he throws it behind the camera, he take a wepear out and places it on the interviewer’s lap. Lawrence tentatively moves it onto the table beside him. )

Cody: Thank you!

Lawrence: Yes, thank you. And thank you, battle fans for watching this interview! Links to the Chucklefvcks’ socials will be below. If you want more behind-the-scenes content or battle clips, check them out here on our website or find them on our rotomblr blog! I’m Lawrence from the UBN, we’ll talk later!

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Sure.

in the group chat. you 2 are working together tomorrow. i’m supervising this.

The fuck’s up with you?

wtf do u think? months of work is gonna be even longer coz he can’t use his brain 2 think abt consequences

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By a day. You and I both know Teri is a workaholic who doesn’t take her free Friday’s seriously and Erbie just needs to have the information from the meeting. Recording it would not make a difference to him. Ça me soûle, why are you both being children about this?

The fuck’s up with you?

wtf do u think? months of work is gonna be even longer coz he can’t use his brain 2 think abt consequences

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Ah… Being a dramatic little WORK CHANNEL GUYS is making any part of me that wants to apologise give up quickly. I have to go.

AND THAT CENSOR APPLIES TO BOTH OF YOU.

.. sheesh..

y did the interview disappear from my schedule

I had to move it. Nina’s only around for so long.

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It was in lunch. You get free time back by surprise, isn’t that good?

Why do ya care so much?? You didn’t event want to do it last I checked

y did the interview disappear from my schedule

I had to move it. Nina’s only around for so long.

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y did the interview disappear from my schedule

I had to move it. Nina’s only around for so long.

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Top Pumpkin Plays of 2023 so far

We are into our special event for this ghost season and we have had some AMAZING moments. For those who aren’t watching, this year’s spooky gimmick is held in Met Stadium, using Aeos energy to form pumpkins to throw at opponents, wild and battlers alike. Hit your mark and you can shove them further to make them drop some points. Get hit, you can still tackle for the same end!

[Video ID: a Mimikyu finishes off an Aipom in the top lane and arrives just as Rotom appears. It throws a pumpkin at the wild pokémon which hits and causes a stun. The Mimikyu prepares a Shadow Claw which never lands — 2 opposing Eevees appear from the tall grass and both throw pumpkins at the Mimikyu.]

Mimikyu’ safe proving popular but boy this one is unlucky!

[Video ID: Greedent on opposing teams meet in the top lane. Both throw a pumpkin at the other. Both hits land, leaving both as pumpkins. Both attempt to tackle the another. Both miss.]

A celebrity appearance in my battle spotlight? More than likely when top troller Nina and her Greedent decides this addition is her favorite pastime.

[Video ID: a Charizard from the orange team fighting 4 of the purple team. It’s tanking all the blows as it prepares a Seismic Slam. It wipes out the opponents and it begins to collect points until a pumpkin flies out from the centre. Purple team’s Pikachu runs over, pushes the Charizard to steal points, and runs away laughing.]

This is equal parts hilarious to watch and devastating knowing the orange team dropped 2 ranks the battle after this. They will make it up in no time I’m sure!

Happy Holidays y’all!

— Ruby: UBN

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General UNITE announcement

Joining our roster today, a long anticipated arrival, is Pika— that can’t be right… Mimikyu! If you don’t want to Play With Me and this tricksy pokémon, go watch our Battle Spotlights and behind-the-scenes content!

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Won’t Hesh get in trouble then?

license is out 1 day n sm1 got kicked by a hologram they shouldn’t’ve let out n is trying 2 sue

i’m gonna throw someone out the window brb

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ASTER.

license is out 1 day n sm1 got kicked by a hologram they shouldn’t’ve let out n is trying 2 sue

i’m gonna throw someone out the window brb

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General UNITE announcement

Today we are welcoming Blaiziken to our UNITE rooster (haha)! Battlers are already turning up the heat by switching between Fire Punches and Blaze Kicks, so watch our Battle Spotlights and behind-the-scenes to keep up!