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universalpotentate · 8 years ago

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This guy used to be OklahomoBoi83 on gay.com and Manhunt. I was SootheOperator from Lansing, MI then Atlanta. We used to talk now and again. I'm not on those sites any longer and I use different screen names. I'd love to get back in touch and catch up.

Whats up freaks! Sorry I’ve been gone for so long! Lots of shit going on in my life that was unexpected. Ended up in the hospital a few months back from hardcore food poisoning. I was far from home and suddenly I’m expected to put on a smock and lay in a bed for a few days. Did I mention diarrhea? Poor nurses, never saw an asshole like mine before! Gotta hand it to them though, they were soldiers! The doc wasn’t happy with it and lectured me for almost an hour. Sorry buddy, but my prolapse is my pride and joy. I’m not going to stop building it any time soon. Though I did find out I probably have only one connecting flexure left up above my transverse colon. Once that sucker goes, my ass will hang inside out way past my knees!

Browsed over your blog a few times since I last submitted to you, it feels so empty without me! It is great though, seeing all the younger dudes getting into training their asses to prolapse! I personally love young twinks with decimated assholes. Too bad they don’t have a summer camp for twink anal training and prolapse development. Way out in the country, a three week overnight camp full of twinks learning how to stretch their assholes, being shown how to use inflatable pumps. With bi-weekly, mandatory speculum inspections and group fisting sessions each twink would have had his asshole photographed, then stuffed with a cock within the first 24 hours. I’d sign up to be a camp counselor in a heartbeat! Bring ‘em in fresh, send ‘em home with a nice fat rosebud popped out between their buns! Woof!

Sorry for getting distracted!

So I realized it’s been way too long since I sent you and your followers a pic to drool over. So here’s my latest taken last week. While spending time with friends who have a private beach we were out the other night before their party started and I began to think about the complaints I’ve seen about my photos. A lot of people say my pics look amateur and poor quality. My friend has a really nice DSLR camera with all the filters and remote flash and all that jazz. So I told him I wanted him to shoot some pics of me before the party out on the beach. Skipping all the useless info about the flash not working right and the fact that it was at night and the only real lighting was the bonfires, all but one were pretty much underexposed blurry shit. Turns out, just because you’ve got a nice camera, doesn’t mean any average idiot can take great pics with it.

So here I am, enjoying the beach at night letting my fat, wet meat-loaf hang out. Which I should mention, the first tier (closest to my ass lips) always hangs out that big. I’m serious, if you pantsed me at the grocery store, you’d see the first huge mound just hanging there between my cheeks. A little pushing pops out the next section which exists above/beyond the first bend inside. I wasn’t in the mood to push more out since the camera was having problems. I was popular though, even with sand caked all in my meat-loaf. Note to reader: Getting fisted with sand in your ass is probably only advised for the super-experienced super-sluts like me. I honestly can’t feel much of ANYTHING in my ass anymore, but I FELT the sand! After I got the time to shove the garden hose in and rinse out, everything was very tender. Which I loved!

So I read through a lot of questions on the last submission I sent and I’ve got some answers.

How long is your cock? Yeah that one turned up a lot. I’m 8” hard.

Do you really stick things in your cock? Oh yeah! It’s why my pisshole looks so meaty and big. Fingers, rods, even the occasional toothbrush, brush end first. If I’m really in a kinky mood I’ll use toothpaste too and jack-hammer the brush end in and out until I shoot frothy cum paste. lol The menthol in it is amazing. But not for the weak of heart.

How long is your prolapse? In the pic I’ve submitted, it’s around 14 or so.

Will you suck/fuck any cock? As long as I’m attracted to what the cock is attached to, I’ll suck it. That being said, there doesn’t need to be attraction to fuck me. I can zone out pretty easily and have many times when the guy fucking me was not attractive. (sorry not sorry)

Are you HIV+? Nope. Dunno how. No herpes flare-ups either.

Do you use any drugs? Aside from the occasional hit of 420 I only have a few drinks from time to time. I don’t do drugs during sex either. A long time ago someone sprinkled coke on my prolapse and I did NOT like the out of control feeling it gave me. So I’ve never let that happen again.

You’ve said you’re into some hardcore/kinky stuff, will you confirm a few suspicions? Nope. I’ve already said enough. MeatMarket knows ALL my kinks and while they aren’t into all of the same kind of kinks as me, they haven’t given me any grief about it. I’m fine with the readers fantasizing about me doing anything they want. If any of you want to ask MeatMarket if I’m into the same kinks as you, that’s fine. Honestly, I’ve probably done a lot of what you all are fantasizing about. I probably enjoy a lot of it too. But if you want to fantasize about me doing things I personally wouldn’t do, I don’t care. I’m happy to be the object of your fantasies. So seriously, fantasize about me doing any depraved thing you can think of if it gets you off. You have my permission, it’s hot.

Do you shit yourself? (That one STILL comes up!) The answer is, yes. LOL I don’t do it intentionally mind you! But there’ve been a number of times in the past when I suddenly felt more than the average wetness in my pants and realized I’d waited too long between my previous 3 daily mandatory bathroom visits. Now I take stool/fecal hardeners. I pretty much take anti-diarrheal meds to keep everything from being too runny or soft. I have to drink a lot of fluids too. Since my colons are so big now everything moves a lot faster through them and anyone who knows biology knows that as the waste is leaving our body the body slowly drains all the moisture from it, which is why your poop is supposed to be firm. When you get diarrhea your body isn’t getting the time to absorb the water before it leaves so you end up with runny shit. So I have to take the meds and drink a lot of water. Meds to slow it down and water for the times it still moves too fast. Can’t get dehydrated!

For those of you wondering: I buy puppy training pads from the pet store and put them in my pants now daily. Like a giant maxi-pad! One of those keeps any and all liquids (shit or otherwise) from leaking out and staining my pants. I’m fine with people knowing all this. It doesn’t bother me in the least. I do sleep wearing an adult diaper just in case anything decides to leak out when I’m sleeping. I’ve also been asked how do I keep the shit inside. My prolapse is as big as it is because I can take some big fucking objects up my ass-cunt. That means it can accommodate big things inside. Typically when I shit, it’s BIG. When you could drop a turd the size of a 2 liter soda bottle (which I’ve had to do after a long plane flight) it’s not going to just fall out of your ass without you knowing it’s on the way out.

I do still use an inflatable plug with a detachable air hose. Pump it up big, pop the hose off and it holds everything in. I just don’t like that over the past few years I’ve had to pump it bigger and bigger to make it stick. It causes my belly to bulge a little which I don’t like.

Anyway enough with the shit talk! LOL

How many men have fucked you in one session? I honestly could not tell you. A lot. Tons. Over 100? Pretty likely. I lost track. One, it’s easy to lose track when you’re zoning out because you don’t find them attractive. Two, it’s easy to lose track when their cocks aren’t that impressive. Sure I can feel them in my prolapse to a small extent but it’s not uncommon for me to watch videos on Youtube or play games or text on my phone while the guys are lined up fucking, dumping and going in my ass.

Do you meet up with men who see you here on MeatMarket? Rarely. It’s happened twice and it was awkward. I’ve Skyped with MeatMarket many times and have a blast. I’d love to be able to meet up face to face with him. But the other two I’ve met up with just… I don’t know how to put it. There was NO chemistry. Sorry guys. If you’re reading this, I’m a picky bitch. But at least you got to fuck me and play in my cunt right? I mean I’m not a complete bitch! Lol

So that’s it! I’ll save my last big announcement for the end here! At the request of MeatMarket I’m working with the same digital format techie who is going to publish his stories. He told me that all the readers would love a trashy memoir of sorts featuring my adventures in anal expansion. LOL So I’m working on it now. No idea how long it will be or when it will go live. No doubt it will be announced here. Too bad the cover can’t be the latest pic. I do really like it a lot. I think the next time I do a beach photo, it will be during the day.

Hope you all enjoyed! Stay twisted, kinky and depraved! And boys, keep stretching your assholes! I check in here and read, show me your prolapses! Make me proud!

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Well damn dude! Nothing but love for all of this! Show our favorite HipsterQueer some love by reblogging him! I can’t wait for the book! Can you?

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