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Swagged a little too hard, and new friends already clocked that i have a tumblr simply from my vibe.

I think im doing pretty well this summer break.

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To anyone peeling tomatoes, remember to change out the boiling water. Maybe it's just me, but i feel really nauseous after smelling that shit for 3 hours straight.

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One more week and then im free to do whatever i want.

Including driving outside of town cause i get my license soon

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Me when Tech in the Tales of the Underworld intro:

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Man, fuck did I do to not be allowed a dagger :(

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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May the people of America fear me, for I soon will be on the roads without adult supervision.

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How dare my best friends be so cool and pretty.

Like I'm mentioning you guys to my favorite teacher in a presentation for a grade, and I'm over here looking like a rat in comparison.

How dare they. How dare >:(

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Lost a good man today

My headphones finally died. Won't hold a charge.

WELP, IT AIN'T GETTIN ANY DEADER.

Couldn't even last till the 20th, but that's not my problem anymore! Except it technically is my problem, cause I now won't have headphones till tomorrow after school, and kids on the bus are not only loud but also assholes. Moreso than me even.

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Youre gonna live with it and youll like it

i don't like that my posts show up under MY following tab... like I wanna see what my buddies are up to. I know what I'm posting.

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Keep trying to show off my new Tech (bad batch) action figure in a post but twice now Tumblr has slapped a mature content warning on it.

Like bro stop please

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Mom approved me ordering the Tech action figure.

I'm so fucking happy, he's so ugly, I'm putting him in my pocket the first chance I get.

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This screams clones to me

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Girliepop

Don't be dead, be alive. Even if you can't see crap without your goggles, cause you're likely blind without them.

(therapist: "goggles-less tech isnt real." Me, an artist: "reality is whatever i make it, do it is real."

Referencing this meme btw, although kinda vaguely idfk

If anyone couldn't tell or even cared

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What do you mean the guy who shows up to my school with religious propaganda donuts who I talk to about clone wars and the bad batch isn't here? That's dumb, I wanted to show him the ugliest looking motherfucker alive.

Like look at him, he's so ugly.

I want to put him in my pocket and take him to school.

I will acquire him once I get my 20 dollars this afternoon. My mom already approved the job and the purchase, I just need the money.

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What do you mean the guy who brings religious propaganda donuts to school on Thursdays isn't here? How am I supposed to tell him about the clone wars and the bad batch? I want to share the ugly ass figure of Tech I found.

Like look at him, he's so ugly, i love him

I want to put him in my pocket and take him to school. He could sit with me in my algebra 2 class while I struggle with binomial probabilities.

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Do I know how to draw armour? Hell no.

Do I have access to Pinterest, and an ungodly amount of free time and an obsession hyperfixation? Yes, yes I do.

And here's what my mom had to say upon me sending the drawing to her durring class. Love my mom, she's awesome.